I'm fucking tip top today, gang!
Mrs Cow isn't going to die. OFFICIALLY. Had a cardiologist appointment yesterday and an echo on her heart and all OK. Thank fuck for that.

Went out for our anniversary meal last night and ate amazing steak and possibly the nicest dessert I've ever had. Nice wine and a few pints afterwards.

I now have a sausage sandwich and a coffee.

BEAT THAT, INTERNET!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 8:59, 6 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

This is good, I am glad. #goteamcrow

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:00, Reply)

I'd like to say that if anyone has the chance to eat white chocolate and nougat ice cream with summer berries
DO IT!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:06, Reply)

Cor! That sounds nice.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:07, Reply)

I'm not a fan of white chocolate normally but I fancied something different
I could have eaten the plate too, such was its wonderousness
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:10, Reply)

white chocolate is shit and only eaten by benders

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:23, Reply)

hiyaaaaa

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:24, Reply)

*bentfives*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:25, Reply)

coooeeeee

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:27, Reply)

fuck off
white chocolate is best of all teh chocolates.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:42, Reply)

It clearly isnt
And I think that your foodwrong endorsement of white chocolate simply confirms my statement
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:47, Reply)

I think you're confusing fact with opinion, for white chocolate is indeed teh bestest

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:48, Reply)

ahh
my white (chocolate) knight
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:58, Reply)

WRONG! As with all my food decisions, I eat things I like and whatever you think has no bearing on my personal choices.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:01, Reply)

"Because I have a mind of my own. Don't I dear?"

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:07, Reply)

lol

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:07, Reply)

uh
huh
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:21, Reply)

You have been around her for too long.
Chocolate in general is pretty shit but in order it goes:
High Cocoa dark chocolate
Milk
White

This has been proven scientifically
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:59, Reply)

Well that can't be right, I like white chocolate the best.
Sometimes I wonder if you really *are* a racist.....
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:00, Reply)

You are just anti science
You want to take us all back to the dark ages... If you deny the above you might as well deny electricity
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:04, Reply)

On that basis white chocolate is better as it's a newer invention. I WIN!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:05, Reply)

Cock it
You found the only flaw.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:09, Reply)

I have granola :((((

( Kroney, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:00, Reply)

I like granola
but 'tis no sausage sarnie
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:04, Reply)

It's got dried fruit in it.
And she's making me go swimming. I swear to God this woman's trying to kill me.
( Kroney, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:11, Reply)

Get a kebab for lunch
Keep those transfat levels up, old bean
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:13, Reply)

plenty of fat in granola
granted it's healthier than a chocolate bar and got some good stuff in it, but you do see idiots chowing down on loads of it, and then moaning they haven't lost any weight. porridge is a much better way to get your oats.

but porridge is fucking rank.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:41, Reply)

I like to wine and dine first before I get my oats

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:46, Reply)

Good one.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:02, Reply)

Ah well on to plan B
you will get that insurance pay out one way or another...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:22, Reply)

INORITE
That grand piano is taking some lifting
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:26, Reply)

Hahaha
have to go with a cartoon ending... could I suggest some Acme rockets for Guy Fawkes
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:28, Reply)

Splendid news for all! #TeamBovine

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:02, Reply)