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Morning, on the way to Fleetwood.How are we today? Plans for the weekend ?We have buckets and spades.
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Fleetwood?That's near Blackpool, right? If so, you have my sympathy.
Today, I am tickety-boo, thanks for asking, had an awesome meal out for G/Fs birthday last night - very good food at a local pub.
Tomorrow I are mostly driving to the South West for a week's holiday in a small cottage with the aforementioned G/F and daughter. The rest of the weekend? The plan is, there is no plan, however, buckets and spades will not be involved.
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MeIt tastes like cough medicine
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 8:57,
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Take two bottles and call me in the morningI dont think I could do a bottle in. Far too sweet
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:00,
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Going to see my nephew, hopefully.Doing some bits on the car. Booking a hotel in Barcelona.
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Kroney, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 8:59,
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I'm fucking tip top today, gang!Mrs Cow isn't going to die. OFFICIALLY. Had a cardiologist appointment yesterday and an echo on her heart and all OK. Thank fuck for that.
Went out for our anniversary meal last night and ate amazing steak and possibly the nicest dessert I've ever had. Nice wine and a few pints afterwards.
I now have a sausage sandwich and a coffee.
BEAT THAT, INTERNET!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 8:59,
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I'd like to say that if anyone has the chance to eat white chocolate and nougat ice cream with summer berriesDO IT!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:06,
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I'm not a fan of white chocolate normally but I fancied something differentI could have eaten the plate too, such was its wonderousness
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:10,
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fuck offwhite chocolate is best of all teh chocolates.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:42,
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It clearly isnt And I think that your foodwrong endorsement of white chocolate simply confirms my statement
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I think you're confusing fact with opinion, for white chocolate is indeed teh bestest(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:48,
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WRONG! As with all my food decisions, I eat things I like and whatever you think has no bearing on my personal choices.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:01,
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"Because I have a mind of my own. Don't I dear?"(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:07,
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You have been around her for too long.Chocolate in general is pretty shit but in order it goes:
High Cocoa dark chocolate
Milk
White
This has been proven scientifically
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Well that can't be right, I like white chocolate the best.Sometimes I wonder if you really *are* a racist.....
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:00,
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You are just anti science You want to take us all back to the dark ages... If you deny the above you might as well deny electricity
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On that basis white chocolate is better as it's a newer invention. I WIN!!!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:05,
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I like granolabut 'tis no sausage sarnie
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:04,
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It's got dried fruit in it.And she's making me go swimming. I swear to God this woman's trying to kill me.
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Kroney, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:11,
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Get a kebab for lunchKeep those transfat levels up, old bean
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:13,
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plenty of fat in granolagranted it's healthier than a chocolate bar and got some good stuff in it, but you do see idiots chowing down on loads of it, and then moaning they haven't lost any weight. porridge is a much better way to get your oats.
but porridge is fucking rank.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:41,
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I like to wine and dine first before I get my oats(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:46,
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Ah well on to plan Byou will get that insurance pay out one way or another...
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INORITEThat grand piano is taking some lifting
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:26,
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Hahahahave to go with a cartoon ending... could I suggest some Acme rockets for Guy Fawkes
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If you had to start a themed restaurant, what would you call it?Celebrity backing optional.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:31,
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Have I Got Jews For YouSalt beef bagel shop
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:34,
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can see meat through the night(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:45,
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An electrical themed pizza restaurant selling scottish laptops
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:47,
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Simon Cowell's House Of Bowels.Specialises in offal, like.
Alan Sugar's Sweet Shop And Noncery
Nevermind The Bullocks Steakhouse
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:51,
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Brian FlapJacks Superstar Challenge(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:51,
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The Coathanger And Gin Bottle gastropub.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:58,
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A Conservative-party-themed pancake restaurant'Posh tossers'
Liddlebiddapoliticsthere.
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Nice!(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:10,
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Its sister off-licenceRodney, You Plonker
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:12,
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After the health scares, Cordon Ramsays(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:20,
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I'd rather jack.Tired. Hoping for a quick day then it's a full weekend with the better half. Our conflicting schedules have fucked up the past couple weeks.
I have weed and vodka.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:59,
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Beer, cider, shots of Patron, shots of tequila, weed, charlie, wine, wanking.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:02,
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i don't have a better halffrog does, mind.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:02,
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Run tonight, curry + beer tomorrow(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:06,
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This'll be the last time we can get away as a family for a while, so no booze I think.(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:06, Reply)
Where's the fun in that?There will be plenty of booze soaked nights in the pub I suppose.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:11,
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I think running a boozer isn't a drunken 24/7., be cutting right down there.(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:14, Reply)
I was mostly pissed for about ten years.As were the owners.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:17,
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I shall go to the pub.I also intend to get a haircut and set up my htpc, cook something nice (poss poss pulled pork) and cook lunch for the week.
Someone put me on to a piece of piss lunchtime meal.
Fry off 2x chicken thighs boned and cut in half in a seasoning/curry paste of your choice.
Chuck a tin of cocnut milk in a casserole dish
Chuck a tins worth of chicken stock in there
Chuck a tins worth of rice in there
Chuck a tins worth of peas in there
Cook at 200 for an hour.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:04,
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How big a tin?I mean, a big tin's worth of rice makes a fuckload when cooked - bit too much for one person.
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A big tin would make about 4 lunches worth by my reckoning.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:18,
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You use the tin from the coconut milk for the rest of the measurements.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:21,
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that sounds betteri was imagining you chucking ambrosia rice pudding in there
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:23,
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:28,
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I need my chillies to grow and I can be churning out green curry by the bucket(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:15,
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this sounds like you can't wait to shit yourself(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:20,
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How many chilli's do you get from a plant?An old housemate did them and he probably on got about one meals worth. Didn't seem worth it to me.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:23,
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I've seen plants with hundreds on. I'm growing three different varieties, about 6 plants of each
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:26,
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I made a chicken madras the other night.From scratch.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:22,
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I'm OK. Although my new best mate has been telling all about how cannabis cures cancer, but no one is funding it because there's too many jobs on cacer research so they won't tell anyone.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:14,
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Same for AIDSIt's to keep the population down also.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:15,
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No one wants to cure aids because it's keeping the gays down. Surely helping home sexuality is a more effective form of pop. Control.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:17,
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My home sexuality and work sexuality are the same(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:18,
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More the blacks, really.You dirty hetties don't use condoms either.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:34,
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Someone I went to school with has been posting things like this.And a bit of tin-foil-hat nonsense; I think his miracle cure is the problem.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:20,
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Somebody's written "Go Vegan" with a heart on one of the pedestrian crossings, here.I have a number of questions about the thought processes behind why this was done and why she (for only a woman would do this) thought it would be a helpful conversion tool. However, my questions are drowning under an almost overwhelming desire to pour thick, stinking bile all over an action that she no doubt thought was done with love.
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Kroney, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:15,
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An idiot is tweeting at me on that twitter.twitter.com/gormo997/status/495129674411163648
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:24,
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did you see that shop that was selling peaches dressed as arses?dailycaller.com/2014/07/31/peaches-in-panties/#!
nothing disturbing to see here...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:06,
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No I did not see that shop that was selling peaches dressed as arses.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:10,
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I could eat a peach for hours/film
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:19,
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who would be your second choice?a bit of pink trousered ferret mayhem? a bit of steamy samurai top knot action? a bit of fellow geordie lovin'? a monk with a metal face?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:09,
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or all of the above, depending on how much I'd drank(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:17,
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Would someone other than Gary Cranley, Gayham Angrily, Jaysum, Doctor Shitman or Greames Dad please start a new thread.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:35,
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Can we add Jay and the Doc to this list as well.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:36,
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