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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Hi everybody ! Weekend plans ?I'll mostly be at the North London Tavern with my homes Marcus followed by an angry stone throwing session at bitchtits' windows again. The bitch. Apart from terrifying women and young children what do YOU like to do to unwind and relax after another day on the sauce ?
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What a great choice ! So do I ! I get my "gear" from a Nigger ! It's the only way to be sure that it's proper weed.(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:41, Reply)
Dogs, I would have thought. Fingers, bums,...dogs seem the natural progression.
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I like to browse my thesaurus, looking for new words to impress my internet pals!(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:39, Reply)
are you talking to yourself, here?because it looks as if you are talking to yourself, here.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:48,
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that's sophisticated conversation in scotland(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:00,
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i've never lived in manchesteror, to put it in language that you might understand, pffffffffffffffft weeeee jimmy och aye dunooooo
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:03,
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=le_uNGdpa4c
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:07,
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it's "angry scottish people speaking english (maybe)"(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:12,
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dunno, i guess people just prefer mcbeef to crannlo(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:15,
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I'm not clever enough to have an opinion of my own and just follow the crowd to try to fit in and be popular(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:19,
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I only espouse anticranleyism because I want Beefo to be my first internet friend(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:20, Reply)
Did you enjoy your night out at Pubic Enema? (
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:46,
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Why yes, yes I did.They were excellent.
Except for Flavor Flav's song about Michael Jackson, that was pretty embarrassing.
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I like to go to Soho and 'seagull' transgender prostitutes(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:39,
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Nice one mate. I don't know what that is, but as long as you're happy pal, so am I.(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:43, Reply)
bet you get one or two good shagsjust be careful it doesn't take a nasty tern
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:56,
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Take JayThen you'd also get a puff-in
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:00,
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I like to read 'tweets' which are a mix of marketing, branding and less professional (sometimes sweary) stuff(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:43,
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14k run tonightStandby support for welsh customer tomorrow then curry and beer with Mr Paul Daniels.
Probably off swimming with kids on Sunday
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:48,
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so as i was saying to monty, before this new thread so rudely interruptedi have a nice pot of chopped cucumber, red pepper, yellow pepper, carrot and celery. now i'm a bit full, and it seems there is mostly celery left. which one would YOU leave to the end?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:49,
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durrr fudwrong whre iz da nyomminy meatz????(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:52,
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Well Swipe is thats for certain... * this statement is very funny as it has 2 meanings *
* how smug and clever do I feel now *
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that's how lemmy looked this morning when i put him back in his cage(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:04,
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That's why he doesn't like you as much as he like me.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:05,
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we dobut not when we're not there, he could hurt himself or die or break something or starve to death or leave tiny little budgie shits hidden all over the flat.
and also, he's pretty shit at flying.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:08,
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See I told you it was funny But you used the wrong bracket in your emoticon.
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Between you and me, I liked it and clicked it too, but you understand I simply cannot let this be my public opinion on the matter(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:06,
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I completely understnd your position old chapBest keep it between us eh.
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Get back to the kichen you ginger cunt and make some meaty meat, for your supper. A few to start off with "chicken, pork, lamb, goat, beef, duck, goose, turkey, blackcock, capercaillie, grouse, hare, leveret, partridge, pheasant, plovers, ptarmigan, quail, rabbit, snipe, teal, venison, widgeon and woodcock"
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I will be sampling the delights of the South WestOn Sunday I fully intend to do a very long walk with the mental Jack Russell, have an unfeasibly large Sunday lunch and then snooze on the sofa.
It's good to have ambition. So I've heard.
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I'm taking micro there soon ! It's a shame that we'll miss you. It's the stuff of holiday dreams. Away from bitchtits I can finally kick back, indulge in a can or fourteen of stowford press and take the kid out surfing.lubbly jubbly
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bbc's top ten confusing lyrics - what happened to desiree's toast?1. The Killers, Human "Are we human, or are we dancer?"
2. The Beatles, I Am The Walrus "I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob."
3. Michael Jackson, Earth Song "What about elephants? Have we lost their trust?"
4. Lionel Richie, All Night Long "Tom bo li de se de moi ya, yeah jambo jambo."
5. Carly Rae Jepsen, Call Me Maybe "Before you came into my life, I missed you so bad."
6. Black Eyed Peas, Boom Boom Pow "Beats so big I'm stepping on leprechauns."
7. Duran Duran, The Reflex "The reflex is an only child, he's waiting in the park."
8. Wham! Club Tropicana "Club Tropicana, drinks are free, fun and sunshine, there's enough for everyone, all that's missing is the sea."
9. Taylor Swift, Love Story -"Cause you were Romeo, I was a scarlet letter, and my daddy said stay away from Juliet."
10. Oasis, Champagne Supernova "Slowly walking down the hall, faster than a cannonball."
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:15,
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That killers one is right though?As is Wham.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:38,
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Don't you think? Maybe a little too ironic
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:46,
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I generally cry at my fat bald figure in the mirror and need to chill out with some unprotected gay sex.I them wallow in my Mancunian bedsit with my weekend boyfriend, drugs and self pity.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:36,
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Only in the morning between sex and a joint(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:54,
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and unlike you lot, I can keep off it Monday to Friday(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 13:01,
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That's libellous You might want to reconsider that post.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 13:12,
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Got plenty thanks.You need a new babygro, hun?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:54,
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Keep up the twittering mate. It's terrible, and you'll never have as many followers as me. And I hope you die.(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 13:08, Reply)
Mine are people, not companies. Your tweets would send a glass eye to sleep.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 13:12,
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Have we done this yet?www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/dominos-pizza-staff-call-boy-133854
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:45,
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Did you see the video of the bloke swinging a dog around by its lead? (, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:51, Reply)
Hey stunned me old mucker! Your phone must be broken cos you keep hanging up on me pal.(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:57, Reply)
Wha.. but mate ! It's me ! Your old pal ! Why are you being like this! What the hell is wrong with youfuckingjewcuntfootcripple
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We need to talk. I suggest (insert some extravagant venue beyond my means) a ce jour mate! Big things are happening. Big things.(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 13:12, Reply)
and the cunt who poisoned his neighbours' cats with tuna5 cats died. fucking cunt.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 13:09,
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What the fuck is up with some people. I hope you are staying out of this spat that is going on?
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you know mealways sweet and polite to all the people, all the time
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 13:14,
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Brizzle this afternoon. Arnocorps tonight.Laahndahn tomorrow. Arnocorps Tomorrow night.
Booze throughout.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 1 Aug 2014, 13:02,
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DAH GHREATEST BAHND OFF ALL TIHME!www.arnocorps.com/
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 1 Aug 2014, 13:30,
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Beer, cider, shots of Patron, shots of tequila, weed, charlie, wine, wanking or gtfo.(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 13:05, Reply)
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