I've got meet and greet tickets for 2 famous drag queens next month.
One looks like an actual woman, a pretty one too. it confuses me sexually.
image.thehothits.com/640x360/Courtney_act_Ru_Paul_2013_640x360.jpg
What have you got?

alt. Make up a poem or say something nice about another B3tan
Or don't.

FRIDAY FUCKERS!!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:30, 105 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Blimey
Shim looks like one of our finance staff
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:33, Reply)

does she like it up the shitbox too?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:33, Reply)

I'd park mine in there, yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:57, Reply)

does she look like a badly airbrushed man dressed as a lady?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:34, Reply)

She looks great in real life.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:43, Reply)

or he... whatevs

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:43, Reply)

Doesn't even rhyme.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:35, Reply)

It's ACCOUNTS.
Not finance.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:39, Reply)

A bunch of accounts

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:57, Reply)

NO YOUN ACCOUNT

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:58, Reply)

Roses are red
Violets are grey
I've posted in the thread
Of Geordie the Gay.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:38, Reply)

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a knife
Get in the van
( Kroney, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:39, Reply)

Hahahaha. One of my faves.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:41, Reply)

Doris is getting that in her Valentine's card next year.

( Kroney, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:42, Reply)

roses are red
violets are blue
I want to wear your skin
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:57, Reply)

Hey you guys!
It's Friday you Fuckers!
I'm going home
To watch Ice Road Truckers.

All day, baby.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:40, Reply)

have they stolen the taglines from Storage Hunters?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:42, Reply)

roses are red

violets are blue

I'm still pissed

oh god I'm too old for a career in marketing and my life is behind me
(Mr Udagawa, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:41, Reply)

I'm choking for a pint.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:41, Reply)

there was an old lady who swallowed a cow
i don't know how
she swallowed a cow...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:42, Reply)

Mrs sportscow

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:42, Reply)

Here's a thought
What if that actually is a woman, pretending to be a man, dressing as a woman?

Only one way to find out...*unzips*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:44, Reply)

Nah she is defo a man. She was on Rupaul's Drag Race
and the winner of Australian Idol, as a woman.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:46, Reply)

You tapped him/her/it?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:57, Reply)

Nope. I did go out with a guy who did drag once.
They aren't trannies. They don't want to be women. You can earn a fine living in a frock.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:04, Reply)

I have an acquaintance who does a bit of drag
He's not a tranny, but he is a massive whoopsie.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:13, Reply)

The other Queen is Bianca Del Rio who is a great insult comic.
I want her to read me to filth.

I know you don't care, but I do and it's my thread, so there.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:45, Reply)

I also have some lychee liqueur to put in my prosecco this eve. Nice.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:45, Reply)

UH-OH EPIC FAIL
JASON LIKES IT IN THE TAIL
NO SEXUAL PARTNERS 'UP ON BLOCKS'
ALL MONTH LONG HE GETS THOSE COCKS
THRUSTING, PUMPING BUMP 'N' GRIND
THEY SMASH THE DOORS OFF HIS BEHIND
BUT IT'S NOT FREE, HE MAKES THEM PAY
OUR FAVOURITE RENT BOY, GEORDIEJAY
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:46, Reply)

we have a winner.
A bored winner.
*weiner
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:50, Reply)

Pure Tennyson.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:51, Reply)

Hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:58, Reply)

Oh I say.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:59, Reply)

I know of a frog
he buggered a dog,
but now that he goes out with swipe,
he cocks her up her large poo pipe.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:56, Reply)

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm Doctor Best Troll,
lkml, .ada/.,ffmlkfnj v
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:58, Reply)

lol

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:59, Reply)

Proper officelols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:01, Reply)

homelol

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:07, Reply)

A giant on b3ta they said
A cowlick and only one leg
With lemonade tops
and coke by the box
Its stunning that he isn't dead
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:01, Reply)

One for the headstone.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:13, Reply)

I once was a doctor, or so it was said
My patients would say I was wrong in the head.
My spelling was dire, my diagnosis was poor
and before I knew it I was kicked out the door.

Not one to stay down, I hatched me a plan.
I would open a bar which served curry and nan.
into spiralling debt I will tumble and fall
and the profits I will surely piss up the wall.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:10, Reply)

Excellent

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:16, Reply)

Applause.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:39, Reply)

WHY ISN'T IT HOMETIME!?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:15, Reply)

I know right

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:16, Reply)

There was a young boy called Jay
Canal Street did call him one day
No more backdoor action
His lover in traction
Occupational risks for a gay
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:21, Reply)

Nice.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:23, Reply)

Like

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:25, Reply)

terrible bullying

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:28, Reply)

I am a day poster no more
My ex recently gave me a call
I definitely didn't fuck her, I'm not that sucker
But my wife still showed me the door
( Kroney, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:27, Reply)

and he fucked her dead sister.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:29, Reply)

A dalek lover its true
His sweary wife turning air blue
His love of shit shirts
Makes peoples eyes hurt
But he does love a beer or two
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:30, Reply)

\o/

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Aug 2014, 17:38, Reply)

What's with all the poetry?
Bunch of gays.









No offense, Jayson, like.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:31, Reply)

MODS!!!!
...


...

Oh.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:38, Reply)

i think it's like riddles

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 17:41, Reply)

I like the haiku form
he is such a jumped
up, dictionary bashing
mid-life skater prick
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:33, Reply)

The Richard McBeef
Drug addicted nazi ways
Top chap for a pint
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:35, Reply)

World authority
Palestine Liberation Organisation
"Fucking shit"
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:38, Reply)

Fan of narcotics
Lumbering one-legged jew
Gives excellent hugs
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:41, Reply)

Ever since he started taking hassid

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:48, Reply)

I believe he may have hamassed a large volume of information on the subject

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:42, Reply)

Beautiful.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:37, Reply)

Achingly so.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:41, Reply)

A frog who turned into a snake
A Folkestone legend partakes
In a gingery lawyer
He tries not to bore her
But Lemmy is taking the cake
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:41, Reply)

My favourite!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 17:02, Reply)

If the word "bomb" was pronounced like "womb" and "tomb" it would be onomatopoiea.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 17:10, Reply)

That's what Aladdin said when the genie asked where he was

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 17:16, Reply)

I like this muchly

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 17:20, Reply)

You could have saved time by just typing 'muchly' and clicking 'I like this'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 17:23, Reply)

but by doing this
I have alerted the poster to my opinion and also announced my arrival
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 17:25, Reply)

i could have just posted a link to Jonathan the Tortoise
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_%28tortoise%29
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 17:26, Reply)

I'll bet Jonathan has seen some changes.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 17:30, Reply)

lettuce is still the same

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 17:41, Reply)