What would you rather have:
Ebola or a malignant brain tumor?

Alt: Daddy or chips
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:17, 166 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Tumour. No way am I bleeding out the eyes. Mind the tumour may cause that.
alt. Daddy on chips.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:19, Reply)

you can go a bit crazy with a tumour
with ebola it's just about shitting your pancreas through your nose
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:21, Reply)

I'm in

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:22, Reply)

i like chips, too

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:35, Reply)

A bit too much.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:36, Reply)

Ouch

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:37, Reply)

i'd argue
but I'm eating cake about now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:37, Reply)

CHIPCAKE

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:41, Reply)

WANT
when that exists the 4 stone is going straight back on
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:42, Reply)

You cant grow back a leg love. *tuts*

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:54, Reply)

and I cannot lie?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:37, Reply)

You're more likely to survive ebola, but if you do die it will happen very quickly and unpleasantly.
Brain tumour, you at least have a few months or years of reasonable health.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:26, Reply)

I'd rather have chips with a malignant brain tumor.

( Muns, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:22, Reply)

You want my Daddy's sauce on your chin?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:25, Reply)

Do I?!!!
Err, no
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:26, Reply)

You love it, you slaaaag.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:36, Reply)

I really do
It keeps my skin young
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:38, Reply)

ebola; chips

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:28, Reply)

No on a plate you heathen

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:31, Reply)

Where will the chicken go?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:36, Reply)

Chicken and chips,
served ironically in a basket. I'm convinced this will put my pub grub on the map.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:37, Reply)

Nowt wrong with that
Good grub is chicken and chips
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:38, Reply)

I do like the old chick and chips from time to time

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:41, Reply)

Last time we went to the dogs, food was served in a basket.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:44, Reply)

Last time I went for some food, dogs were served in a basket.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:46, Reply)

Career?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:59, Reply)

A la recherche du temps perdu

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:46, Reply)

food soup
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:56, Reply)

tggi

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:44, Reply)

How do you serve it ironically?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:39, Reply)

With 10,000 spoons

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:40, Reply)

With much singing and dancing.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:43, Reply)

Or 10 kilospoons.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:47, Reply)

I once cooked chicken and chips
for Tom Cruise
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:46, Reply)

Short order?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:47, Reply)

Tall tales

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:50, Reply)

Yes
In both senses. He had to have it in a specially made small basket, so that he could pretend he was a giant.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:50, Reply)

Have you considered serving your burgers on a slate?

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:56, Reply)

burgers soup
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:57, Reply)

I think plates. Or maybe a newspaper.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:58, Reply)

Just serve that begrudgingly in one of those big Sports Direct mugs.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 17:02, Reply)

Lovely cuppa

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 17:04, Reply)

I was ahead of the curve on this 'pint of tea' malarky.
I got one from a tat shop about 10 years ago. It's got the word 'bollocks' printed all over it.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 17:11, Reply)

I got some sweary lighters the other day. Only a quid for 4!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 17:32, Reply)

Slates is proper posh
You can charge £12 a pop
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 17:00, Reply)

He shouldn't offer credit to customers.
He'll be broke in no time.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 17:04, Reply)

Bit of culinary advice
I've never eaten anything out of a cone that wasn't utterly delicious. Just think about it.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 17:08, Reply)

The local chippy do chip cones which are nice.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 17:11, Reply)

YAHTZEE

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 17:13, Reply)

I'll give you a shout next time my arse is doing it's mr whippy machine impression.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 17:13, Reply)

Do

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 17:13, Reply)

dunno alt dunno cheers

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:57, Reply)

I appreciate your input.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:58, Reply)

No problem m8

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 17:02, Reply)

I WAS BEING SARCASTIC

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 17:03, Reply)

SO WAS HE

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 17:05, Reply)

Your thread is worse than jaysums
Yeah I went there biatch
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 17:16, Reply)

I don't know what a jaysums is
sorry
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 17:20, Reply)

Rude.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 17:21, Reply)

Bend over and he will show you, he will show you guuuuud

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 17:21, Reply)

Who is this anyway?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 17:05, Reply)

Just some wanker

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 17:10, Reply)

Hey
Fuck you buddy.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 17:14, Reply)

Leave Bonzodog alone u cyber bully

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 17:18, Reply)

What a bitch.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 17:21, Reply)

You tellhim jaysum. Are you off to the Mardi Gras in Manchester?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 17:27, Reply)

Am I fuck.
last thing I want is to be surrounded by thousands of screaming, drug-addled, jumped up, skater prick queers.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 17:34, Reply)

Maybe its just a random person on the internet.
It's not just connected to the houses in your street.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 17:11, Reply)

Madness' new material lacked finesse.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 17:13, Reply)

Alright?

( Kroney, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 17:24, Reply)

Yeah
Not bad, Kroney. Not bad.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 17:26, Reply)

Who are you Baggenfock?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 17:26, Reply)

I have a collection of novelty Mr Potato Heads

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 17:49, Reply)

IS THIS A DIG AT ME?!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 17:56, Reply)

not this time, no

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 17:57, Reply)

So what do you think of dozer?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 18:00, Reply)

I actually quite like Doozey.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 18:00, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 18:03, Reply)

yer

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 18:04, Reply)

get fucked, bumboy

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 18:04, Reply)

Why don't you go for another piercing, you vapid, tryhard cunt?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 18:08, Reply)

I don't think you know what 'vapid' means.
Either that or you have precisely zero self awareness.

You preening little queen.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 18:12, Reply)

So what do you think of GeordieJay?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 18:18, Reply)

he's alright but he has terrible taste

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 18:19, Reply)

irony check.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 18:25, Reply)

you really are a prole, aren't you?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 18:26, Reply)

I'm proud of my roots.
Then again, mine doesn't include deep fried Mars bars, The Krankies and whiskey-fuelled beatings.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 18:36, Reply)

*whisky

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 18:38, Reply)

let's call the whole thing off

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 18:39, Reply)

phew!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 18:41, Reply)

I've been enjoying Makers Mark recently. Does this add to my prole persona?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 18:40, Reply)

it's alright.
For a bourbon.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 18:41, Reply)

vapid
adjective
offering nothing that is stimulating or challenging; bland.
"tuneful but vapid musical comedies"
synonyms: insipid, uninspired, colourless, uninteresting, feeble, flat, dead, dull, boring, tedious, tired, unexciting, uninspiring, unimaginative, lifeless, zestless, spiritless, sterile, anaemic, tame, bloodless, jejune, vacuous, bland, stale, trite, pallid...

Sounds about right to me.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 18:26, Reply)

Wouldn't it be better if you met up and discussed your differences face to face?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 18:29, Reply)

he'll only try and touch my willy

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 18:34, Reply)

he wishes

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 18:35, Reply)

No, you wish.

No returns.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 18:37, Reply)

^ dictionary bashing prick

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 18:34, Reply)

Christ.
I've just had my first look on Reddit.
It's like here but with the autism factor turned up to ten.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 18:00, Reply)

It's well jank bro

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 18:49, Reply)

the popular page is pretty lol right now

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 18:06, Reply)

MILF MILF, Stowford press, round the corner, ex wife stress.

Might just be my fave thing on here ever.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 18:10, Reply)