Marmalade is an abomination

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 9:09, 61 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I like it

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 9:15, Reply)

Tangiers! Did you have a Bon vacance?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 9:17, Reply)

Oui, bien sur
Beaucoup de vin et fromage.
I see this place is dead on its arse when you and I are holidaying.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 9:22, Reply)

Not sure that is something to be proud of

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 10:03, Reply)

So is your face, goggleprick.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 9:40, Reply)

Football season starts today!
I'm sure you and Tangles share my excitement.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 9:41, Reply)

YESSSS!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 9:49, Reply)

That's the spirit!
Nice holiday?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 9:50, Reply)

Excellent, thanks
Drinkin', eatin', swimmin' and a bit of history.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 10:16, Reply)

Nakers tried to marmalade his jam up his mum's toast-rack.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 9:43, Reply)

It is when you shove your wrinkled wonky in the jar
And use it to spread on your toast.

Also shred head or shred less wonder? Shreds can FUCK off.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 9:45, Reply)

Nakers always gets Robertson's marmalade.
He likes a breakfast wank over a picture of a golliwog.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 9:48, Reply)

Always wrong

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 9:49, Reply)

Don't buy it then

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 9:57, Reply)

Thicker the better.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 9 Aug 2014, 10:33, Reply)

Leave nakers alone!!!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 10:44, Reply)

edjy knows his preserves

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 11:03, Reply)

Anyone else really bored hearing Tangles harping on about his holiday?
Cunt won't shut up.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 10:53, Reply)

I still have lots more to tell you

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 11:02, Reply)

So are pink fucking trousers.
Or pink trousers for any activity, really.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 9 Aug 2014, 11:57, Reply)

Candles!!!!!!!!!!!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 12:38, Reply)

Ten years of my life I've wasted on this place.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 9 Aug 2014, 12:41, Reply)

The Railway Children is on this afternoon, one of my favourite books and movies of all time, I loved the author as a kid. I'm introducing my daughter to it.
We have nice cake, and her railway tea service. She loves trains the mentalist. Whappen with your afternoon?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 12:35, Reply)

Just getting on like the penniless, drunk fantacist that I am.
I had a daughter once as well you know. I'll buy yours if she's for sale.
(Mr Udagawa, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 12:38, Reply)

The dog is up for grabs. The movie is the remake, not the original, I feel cheated.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 12:51, Reply)

Did somebody shout me?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 14:27, Reply)

Hare :)

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 14:53, Reply)

HERE

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 15:14, Reply)

Hear hear, how's it going?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 15:20, Reply)

Good good good
I made a really great discovery yesterday
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 15:21, Reply)

Found out you're really a lady?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 9 Aug 2014, 15:25, Reply)

Look I've already told you a million times I ent got no tit gazzes to send you

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 15:26, Reply)

We're all ears,

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 15:35, Reply)

Well I was working late yesterday and passed by the co-op on the way home
I fancied something quick and easy to eat, they do a range of hot dog sausages from their "truly irresistible" range called Ultimate Hot Dogs, A must buy 6 of them for £3, oak smoked and fucking delicious, would really recommend them unless you're a tofu eating bean flid.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 15:55, Reply)

Don+t mention sausages here mate it leads to all sorts of shit

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 16:08, Reply)

Fuck em, just did din I

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 16:16, Reply)

Sausages chipolatas cumberland ring bratwurst pork and apple. Come on OT do yourwurst.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 16:28, Reply)

I'll try to incite a riot then
www.retailtimes.co.uk/co-operative-food-launches-truly-irresistible-ultimate-hot-dogs/
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 16:38, Reply)

How. many chipolatas equal six co op hot dogs?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 16:40, Reply)

You need to gaz Gonz, right now

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 16:42, Reply)

Titgaz?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 16:52, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2343752
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 17:00, Reply)

Been boxing in the pipe work and sorting the kitchen out ready to get tiled.
Russell who is helping me out got a nasty electric shock because he drilled through a cable. The cable was where cables shouldn't be. Still, taped it up and chased it back in to the wall for the next diy guy who works on this kitchen. Certainly won't be me.

I've also been up the shops as beefo is coming to visit. I got some blackcurrant carlsberg, which I know is his favourite.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 9 Aug 2014, 15:24, Reply)

He probably just asked for black and cider and you got the wrong end of the stick

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 15:27, Reply)

Snakebite and black gtf.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 15:43, Reply)

Black as in HASH derrrrrrrrrrrrr

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 15:55, Reply)

Belms.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 16:00, Reply)

Bristol City won.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 15:22, Reply)

Any city that has lots of Bristols is a winnah in my book

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 15:24, Reply)

Titgaz?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 15:35, Reply)

NO REAL NAMES

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 15:55, Reply)

just lost a tenner playing bastard brag.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 16:50, Reply)

Haha
"You're just not putting the effort into your lies these days.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 16:59, Reply)

Billy's brother?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 17:01, Reply)

Billy's illegitemate brother
Obvs
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 17:06, Reply)

Marmalade is awful
I am back from my week away. There was sun, fishing and doing an awful lot of nothing.
Several types of sausages were also eaten, but I probably shouldn't mention that.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 16:52, Reply)

Garden cans\0/

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 17:19, Reply)