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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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what's your favourite pub snack?
Mine is Nobby's dry roasted nuts.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:22, 304 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
get fucked

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:27, Reply)
Pork scratchings.

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:28, Reply)
YM scratchings

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:29, Reply)
I like to suck on the pound coins
that YM collects in a pint glass after her afternoon stripping routine
(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:29, Reply)
cbeese.
What a shit day. I've been up to my eyeballs since I got in.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:30, Reply)
me too. New starters on new computers
New PC's have strangely high cpu usage with nothing on the system
(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:31, Reply)
Sounds like somebody cocked the build up.

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:34, Reply)
more than likely.

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:36, Reply)
Beer, cider, shots of Patron, shots of tequila, weed, charlie, wine, wanking.

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:30, Reply)
how is the whole child access court case going?

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:34, Reply)
I'm no longer allowed access to any children

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:35, Reply)
Not even the ugly ones? Bit harsh.

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:36, Reply)
Not even the disabled vulnerable ones :(

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:37, Reply)
Jesus.

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:39, Reply)
It's political correctness gone mad.

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:41, Reply)
how harsh is that?

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:39, Reply)
It's a health and safety nightmare

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:41, Reply)
it's for the best really

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:37, Reply)
Prick.

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:38, Reply)
dyslexic wanker

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:39, Reply)
A dry roasted nut is an excellent beer companion

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:37, Reply)
Those coated nut things are rather nice too
Basically SALT
(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:42, Reply)
I like a mix of salted crisps and salted peanuts

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:44, Reply)
Key word: salted

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:45, Reply)
Fat + salt = tasty
Cooking: DONE.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:45, Reply)
the hot ones?
grim
(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:46, Reply)
Yeah, they are like crack once I get started

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:50, Reply)
+ YMs

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:07, Reply)
Olives, with almonds in them. The feta ones are good too.

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:37, Reply)
you're fucking gay and everyone laughs at your impending bankruptcy

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:38, Reply)
How is Mrs Dozer these days?

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:41, Reply)
she has a cold at the moment, apart from that she's AOK

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:43, Reply)
uh huh

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:47, Reply)
Ambergris perfumed caviar crisps

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:45, Reply)
alright Cranlo, nice to have you back

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:49, Reply)
you fucking love this phrase
do you know that if you fucked off, not one person would EVER post:

"alright dozer, nice to have you back" ?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:00, Reply)
Is dozer your new obsession now chompy is clearly not coming back?

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:01, Reply)
although they share an alarming amount of characteristics
it's just.... dozer innit. one of life's comedy morons.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:02, Reply)
yes, yes I am
Chicks do get obsessed with me, it's true.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:05, Reply)
Woah rachelswipe is a chick?

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:14, Reply)
that's what I heard yo

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:27, Reply)
Well, not if he didn't come back, no.
But if he fucked off and then came back, I'd post that.
Dozer's LOVELY you evil ginge. Stop picking on him.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:25, Reply)
YEAH!

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:27, Reply)
Nobody EATS ambergris you retard.

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:52, Reply)
keyword: perfumed
you spastic
(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:54, Reply)
Yeah, but perfumed implies that the crisps have at the very least been sprayed with ambergris.
Which still makes you quite the retard.
Do you drink perfume?
Maybe you lick roll-on deodorants too?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:22, Reply)
Whales do

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:58, Reply)
no they don't

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:06, Reply)
Pickles go well with booze, eggs, gherkins, anything steeped in vinegar tbh.

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:47, Reply)
no they don't

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:11, Reply)
^
They go well with chips and pregnant women
(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:23, Reply)
Pickled eggs

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:47, Reply)
are you allowed to eat eggs?

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:47, Reply)
I don't see how that is relevant

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:48, Reply)
just wondering, jeez

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:50, Reply)
I'm an ovo-lacto-vegetarian, does that help answer your question?
I've never eaten a pickled egg though.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:51, Reply)
your vegetarianism has lead you to ovulate and lactate
got it
(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:52, Reply)
Chicks with tits

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:59, Reply)
My milk is green, come drink me.

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:59, Reply)
Prostitutes

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:48, Reply)
ESSEX SLAG
And I can eat a whole one.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:50, Reply)
Fish fingers

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:50, Reply)
coming from her body heat

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:54, Reply)
Its a pity salt isn't healthy, as I love the stuff.

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:52, Reply)
same with cocaine

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:55, Reply)
Cheese and pineapple on a stick from the party in the function room.

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:56, Reply)
Garlic bread.
Said in the style of the hilarious Peter Kay.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:07, Reply)
A roast potato in a pub is NOM

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:07, Reply)
Roast spuds, plenty of salt, butterand ketchup.

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:10, Reply)
you wot?

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:12, Reply)
'butter&'

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:18, Reply)
Butter&y

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:21, Reply)
FISH AND CHIPS FOR TEA!!! YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:20, Reply)
I think you mean dinner, fucking prole.

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:22, Reply)
HA HA GOOD 1 M8 CLASSIC A++++++

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:24, Reply)
xx hth

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:31, Reply)
If you really want to help you could stop posting altogether.

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:35, Reply)
supper is a light snack served around 9 pm.

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:32, Reply)
I thought it meant 'with chips' in your country?

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:33, Reply)
it does
And only council people refer to their evening meal as their 'supper'.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:36, Reply)
90 mins until leaving time.

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:34, Reply)
Today is my Monday ampersand my Friday.
I'm off in a couple of hours to get wasted.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:42, Reply)
Me too, Frodo.

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:48, Reply)
75 minutes until leaving time.

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:42, Reply)
shush

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:46, Reply)
I hope you spend your afternoon soberly.

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:48, Reply)
Sober? In an airport?
Hahahahahahahahaha.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:49, Reply)
Thought you were leaving work. Where you off to?

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:51, Reply)
Where are you headed?

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:52, Reply)
To the airport

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:53, Reply)
Jockland.

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:59, Reply)
Had your jabs?

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:00, Reply)
Had some for Thailand so am hoping I don't need more.
I realise this is a big risk.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:01, Reply)
As a previous shit doctor, you may need a small prick.

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:05, Reply)
Shame the schools are out

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:11, Reply)
Oh right. Nice place, wrong time of year, though.
There's some sort of am-dram festival on at the moment. Wall to wall tossers.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:02, Reply)
scarpe is going to basically everything there

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:02, Reply)
I expect there'll be constant coverage
along with threats of friend deletion if you don't agree with his opinions.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:03, Reply)
?
He doesnt seem the type
(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:12, Reply)
Every time he gets his knickers in a twist over something it's all "please let me know if you disagree so I can delete you".

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:14, Reply)
Ahh, OK

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:18, Reply)
Give him a break, he's not able to drink any more

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:13, Reply)
Thank you, Little Monty.
On your dusty road.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:03, Reply)
Unlike McBeef, I have been and taken part.
And so have some idea of that which I speak.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:04, Reply)
But you had a good time?

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:05, Reply)
Yeah, honestly it was good fun.
There are a large number of tossers, but they're easily avoided and there's plenty of stuff to see.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:07, Reply)
and he didnt have to take his clothes off
Oh No
(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:08, Reply)
Tangy cbeese Doritos

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:48, Reply)
70 minutes and then I am on my way to the 'Burgh.

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:48, Reply)
I dunno why, Monty McBeef derided it as 'shit', based on the fringe coverage on the telly.

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:51, Reply)
Oh yeah.
A few frames of TV coverage thus allowing him to be fully informed on all aspects of everything relating to/associated with or in anyway pertinent to whatever it was he saw through the pissed/stone haze he was inevitably in.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:58, Reply)
...and coneviently bypassed an appreciation of the atmosphere there, and the fact that Edinburgh is a beautiful city

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:01, Reply)
Completely bypassing. More dismissing without knowing what the fuck he was talking about.

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:02, Reply)
knowing and caring are two very different things
it's scotland. they could have unicorns with winning lottery numbers stamped through their horns like blackpool rock and still nobody would give a fuck.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:06, Reply)
haterz still be hating.
shouldn't you be getting back to stalking Sambo and Liemallow.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:09, Reply)
i'm a critic
i'm giving my critical opinion of scotland. according to dozer, lack of personal experience is irrelevant for critics.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:17, Reply)
Well that's odd, because 100s of 1000s of people flock to Edinburgh every year and love it.
It's almost like you're some kind of London-centric prick with no appreciation of anything other than smog, heavy traffic and millions of johnny foreigners.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:12, Reply)
Silly minge, eh?

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:13, Reply)
Now thats an act I would go and see...

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:14, Reply)
She most certainly is.

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:15, Reply)
the edinburgh fringe: non-scots travelling to watch non-scots performing
even you can't defend the rest of the "country"
(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:16, Reply)
What in the name of fuck are you dribbling on about woman?
Are you seriously trying to debate Edinburgh, with an Edinburgh resident, when you've never been there yourself?

That's fucking ice-cream and forks levels of stupid.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:18, Reply)
how is there a debate?
scotland = shitland.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:19, Reply)
rachelswipe = orang utan

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:21, Reply)
Also
London = Shithole
(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:21, Reply)
You're good at upsetting RF, it's quite lol

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:25, Reply)
^Upset^

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:38, Reply)
^Not really upset^

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:38, Reply)
Enjoy.

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:07, Reply)
I'm more of a Pringle man myself.

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:50, Reply)
golfer^

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:52, Reply)
Golf is the shittest sport ever.

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:03, Reply)
I had two golf jumpers
Then I got a hole in one.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:06, Reply)
Exits from the internet are here, here and here

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:08, Reply)
I hope one of those exits is the muzzle of a cannon

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:13, Reply)
golf jumpers

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:53, Reply)
what you being a misery for, mcbeef?

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:02, Reply)
55 minutes.

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:04, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/cryinggame/post2346177#answers-post-2346686
(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:05, Reply)
can you summarise please?

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:13, Reply)
fartbelm and shambos mutual appreciation society

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:16, Reply)
Classic ringo/albert/shambo

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:16, Reply)
I'm not over there often enough to remember whose side I'm supposed to be on
Or what the sides are.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:15, Reply)
You're on Doctor Frog's side and everyone else is a prick.
Hth
(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:17, Reply)
They certainly are tangaroo. Ya prick

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:22, Reply)
Everyone hates Rob Fairholm
Now everyone hates DrShambolic you is a fat bespectacled photography
Albert is a weirdo fantasist pervert
(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:17, Reply)
NO YOUN IS A FAT BESPECTACLED PHOTOGRAPHY

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:23, Reply)
^^ not even a real doctor.

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:27, Reply)
^soon to be bankrupt publican

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:30, Reply)
^soon to be a jester hat wearing tosser

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:30, Reply)
^ soon to be half owned by girlfriend

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:33, Reply)
^soon to have even more needy desperate tweets ignored by celebrities

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:34, Reply)
^soon to delete this

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:40, Reply)
Is anyone ^soon to be starting a new thread?

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:42, Reply)
Is anyone going to warn stunned poster about the dangers of DVT?

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:53, Reply)
I don't think opening a pub is *that* dangerous?

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:55, Reply)
He is going on a plane first though

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:57, Reply)
When are you getting your missus pregnant? Barefoot, knocked up and in the kitchen, they love it mate.

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:36, Reply)
Shut up Jason

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:37, Reply)
fuck YOU.

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:38, Reply)
Lolzorz

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:39, Reply)
8======D - - - - - -

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:41, Reply)
that's you spunking your life savings up the wall.

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:42, Reply)
Not at all. The books are very healthy.

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:45, Reply)
Unlike your ex patients

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:52, Reply)
UPSET

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:42, Reply)
^^ low sperm count

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:40, Reply)
Swipes is higher.

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:40, Reply)
Frog has bigger tits however.

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:43, Reply)
What did gayham say to you that got you so upset?

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:45, Reply)
I'm just indulging in banter frog.

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:48, Reply)
But what did gayham say that got you so upset you had to delete about finding the 5p?

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:49, Reply)
So what?

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:41, Reply)
says who?

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:54, Reply)
There's no sides. Just call someone upset and post a picture of Steve Macdonald.

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:29, Reply)
It does begin to look as though Mr Fathelme is now trolling himself from three sides simultaneously.

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:43, Reply)
Could someone please start a new thread?

(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:51, Reply)

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