I will probably just spend it on lunches and maybe lager to be honest but it's a nice thought

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:26, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Make an offer on Equador. Or Angola, maybe.
Owning a country is better than lager.

Most things are better than lager.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:29, Reply)

The only thing better than lager is more lager
And boobies
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:30, Reply)

#LADBANTS

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:31, Reply)

#TITS #BIRDS #CHASINGSKIRT

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:32, Reply)

Lager is shite.
If you want to know why, I can take you to the factory in Halifax where it's all made, doesn't matter about the name - it's all the same stuff with a few different chemicals.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:33, Reply)

FINE I WONT GET YOU ANY THEN!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:35, Reply)

I am a man of wealth and taste

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:36, Reply)

I am a classless debt ridden moron.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:41, Reply)

Cask ale is what the cool kids are drinking.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:41, Reply)

They really aren't.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:42, Reply)

Hipster pricks aren't cool kids.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:43, Reply)

Good beer is good
Bad beer is shite. You need to learn the difference.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:55, Reply)