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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I burped a minute ago, and the surrounding area now smells of this morning's kipper and eggs. My daughter punched me, and called me smelly daddy.
When did you last disgust a relative? When were you last punched and why?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 17:16, 123 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I hope you die tomorrow.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 17:18, Reply)
Fuck off dozer.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 17:24, Reply)
delete this please

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 17:32, Reply)
Delete your face.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 17:33, Reply)
kill yourself

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 17:35, Reply)
Well, let's see.
I picked up a 5p and deleted a thread and got punched for being a bloo bloo crybaby.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 17:22, Reply)
Im not one to disgust people, nor be punched.
Not even with my heathen, sodomite ways.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 17:27, Reply)
8======D - - - - - -

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 17:42, Reply)
Keep your flirting for someone who gives a fuck.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 17:46, Reply)
Ty for the cock gaz :x

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 17:50, Reply)
I'd sooner stick it in a blender, thanks all the same.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 17:51, Reply)
he'd like that

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 17:52, Reply)
don't want to talk about it on here soz

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 17:54, Reply)
*throws 5p's*

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 17:54, Reply)
Save the pennies and the pounds will save themselves jason

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 17:56, Reply)
Good advice frog, how was your fish andchips?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:00, Reply)
Ent had it yet, soon though, I'm well excited

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:12, Reply)
Meh. I have a little change jar. only coppers and 5's

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:05, Reply)
typical bummer

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:06, Reply)
Stereotypes are out of control these days.
You dictionary bashing, middle-aged, pierced skater prick.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:08, Reply)
you can't even get your own saying right, you council house state educated balding fat poof

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:10, Reply)
it's not a saying. It's a statement.
Subject to change with whatever other quirky characteristics you take on, as you hurtle towards depression, and the realization that your prime left the building years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:12, Reply)
you're a damning indictment of benefits culture

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:13, Reply)
your a damn waste of oxygen

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:15, Reply)
classic mongo T!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:18, Reply)
You're the poster boy for inbreds.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:26, Reply)
Would you like my 5p?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:07, Reply)
If you could shape it into a noose and wrap it round your neck.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:08, Reply)
I counted the change I throw in my drawer at work today, there was £72

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:15, Reply)
Take Rachel to a medium priced eaterie.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:22, Reply)
Nah, she don't deserve it

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:23, Reply)
FUCK OFF
you can save it up and put it into dollars.

and take me to a medium priced new york eatery.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:43, Reply)
ITS GOING ON THE POST OFFICE MAGIC TRAVEL CARD
$$$$$$$$
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:44, Reply)
YE$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:46, Reply)
I have a small bucket for change
I throw anything from my pocket under a £1 coin. Tried to pick it up yesterday. The handle came off. Can't be arsed to count it - anyone used those machines in supermarkets that count it for you?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:23, Reply)
I have used them loads, did a load on Sunday. They take about 10% but it's really quick.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:24, Reply)
yeah I do the one at Sainers but you have to spend the voucher there and then.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:27, Reply)
You get a choice for cash or a store voucher on the ones I've used

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:28, Reply)
I never throw enough in for it to make a dent.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:35, Reply)
You can get cash back from the voucher at the cash desk...

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:28, Reply)
Might try it

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:30, Reply)
You could (possibly) buy a small country with that
Equador? If they want £80 I'll chuck the rest in.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:25, Reply)
I will probably just spend it on lunches and maybe lager to be honest but it's a nice thought

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:26, Reply)
Make an offer on Equador. Or Angola, maybe.
Owning a country is better than lager.

Most things are better than lager.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:29, Reply)
The only thing better than lager is more lager
And boobies
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:30, Reply)
#LADBANTS

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:31, Reply)
#TITS #BIRDS #CHASINGSKIRT

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:32, Reply)
Lager is shite.
If you want to know why, I can take you to the factory in Halifax where it's all made, doesn't matter about the name - it's all the same stuff with a few different chemicals.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:33, Reply)
FINE I WONT GET YOU ANY THEN!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:35, Reply)
I am a man of wealth and taste

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:36, Reply)
I am a classless debt ridden moron.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:41, Reply)
Cask ale is what the cool kids are drinking.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:41, Reply)
They really aren't.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:42, Reply)
Hipster pricks aren't cool kids.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:43, Reply)
Good beer is good
Bad beer is shite. You need to learn the difference.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:55, Reply)
I once did a fart so smelly the dog (who'd just rested her head in my lap) looked at me in disgust and wandered off.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:26, Reply)
Our mutt does the stinkiest of farts truly disgusting.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:32, Reply)
i've never had a dog, much as i am utterly desperate to get one when i grow up
so i find it hard to believe that they fart. i blame the owner.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:42, Reply)
they fart and then jump up surprised, even when asleep
very funny to watch, but the smell is horrendous
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:48, Reply)
One of my old dogs used to fart awfully
Then look around the room accusingly as if someone else had done it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:53, Reply)
Mine chases his tail afterwards.
Then again he chases his tail for any reason.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:56, Reply)
My beloved's (very small) Jack Russell bitch can clear a room with a fart
In fact, she recently farted in the car, we had to pull over and leave the car with the windows open for 20 minutes or so, just to make the interior habitable again.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:50, Reply)
see, this just makes me think, yeah right
's (very small) Jack Russell
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:54, Reply)
Old dog mentioned above
Didn't fart in the car. I had an XR2 for a lot of the time we were together and he was put on the back seat. I'd drive with the window down, he'd stand on the back seat with his snout out of the window and that excited him.

I sold an XR2 with a dog-spunk encrusted back seat.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 19:07, Reply)
Wasn't that a standard fitting in the Ghia version?

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 19:11, Reply)
only if you ordered the dog turd brown velour seat fabric option

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 19:14, Reply)
Border Terrier jism on back seat?
Only on the vinyl roof finish I think.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 19:14, Reply)

Meatsnake has.
(Bum Bag Fashion Boy Burned a home made pizza on, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 7:32, Reply)
My dad calls me a disgusting queer on a regular basis

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:26, Reply)
Ahhh... memories.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:36, Reply)
When my brother came out my dad pondered a bit, then said
"He doesn't get it from my side."
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:38, Reply)
I came out when Queer As Folk was first on the telly and it was cool.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:40, Reply)
He never even mentioned you to me :(
BROTHER
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:40, Reply)
I did something tremendously unladylike in the car
and was roundly reviled for it. I was last punched by my nephew because I was throwing lego at him.
(berk, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 19:07, Reply)
What did you do?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 19:10, Reply)
Parallel parked without ending up 9 feet away from the kerb.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 19:13, Reply)
at least it was a car
not a hay wagon
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 19:17, Reply)
What would you know, northerner.
You send messages by e-pigeon.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 19:19, Reply)

+ bah gum
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 19:24, Reply)
I guffed horrendously.
It was almost enough to make me ashamed of myself.
(berk, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 19:57, Reply)
Might have a scoot down London this Friday to the camra beer festival. Market research ftw.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 19:12, Reply)
Get McBeef to join you.
He loves a bit of hipster-juice.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 19:14, Reply)
Okay where are we going?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 19:15, Reply)
I would guess here
gbbf.org.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 19:17, Reply)
Cool, that's a ten minute walk from the half flat.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 19:18, Reply)
And meet the big boys and girls of OT?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 19:18, Reply)
You could meet dozer

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 19:20, Reply)
+ not

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 19:23, Reply)
He's far too cool for the likes of us, with his hophip music and piercings. Out of our league.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 19:28, Reply)
'Our'????
DONT FINK SO M8
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 19:29, Reply)
this is correct, yes

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 19:32, Reply)
Alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 19:20, Reply)
I hope you die tomorrow

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 19:25, Reply)
Fuck off dozer.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 19:28, Reply)
shittest ringu remake ever

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 19:28, Reply)
I don't even like penguins

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 19:30, Reply)
Jason prefers the remake.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 19:32, Reply)
I do.
I preferred the original of The Grudge and The Eye, however.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 19:35, Reply)
you prefer the ring

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 19:37, Reply)
YET ANOTHER HOMOPHOBIC COMMENT FROM THE D-MAN!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 19:38, Reply)
no one more homophobic than a homo
look at jaysum
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 19:39, Reply)
horrid camp cunts

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 19:41, Reply)
I'd rather not look at Jaysums, thanks

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 19:41, Reply)
stop stalking my twitter then

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 19:43, Reply)
I'm not.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 19:49, Reply)

MA TRAI
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 19:46, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 19:47, Reply)
Like you don;t take your "ladies" up the poop chute if the offer is there
strikethrough offer replace with rohypnol.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 19:41, Reply)
no grace goes in his poop chute, pay attention

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 19:44, Reply)
If she asks me very nicely.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 19:45, Reply)

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