Mrs local is the same
when that bloke on x factor did that "where's me keys? where's me phone?" rap thing the lolz in our house from me and the kids were many and long.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:33, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

We can get out of the car and walk in the house
I'll ask for the keys to lock the car and she's lost them. In 3 seconds
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:40, Reply)

Maybe you should lock your car before going into the house?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:52, Reply)

She always wants to get the kids into the house ASAP

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:55, Reply)

^Lives in fear of Peadogeddon ^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:58, Reply)