You down wit' OCD?
Do you have little quirks where you have to stir a cuppa 8 times, not 7? Please tell the group so we can laugh at you

Alt:
Thing you are most looking forward to in August
Thing you are least looking forward to in August
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:21, 155 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

any digital volume has to be on an ODD NUMBER
AN ODD NUMBER.

alt: the end of it, as then my run of holidays really starts
alt: the weather. have you feckin' seen it?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:23, Reply)

I can see this working well in the frogswipe household

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:27, Reply)

It was pissing down but now it appears to have stopped

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:32, Reply)

It's just waiting until I start to walk to the station.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:33, Reply)

this^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:35, Reply)

Hiding round the corner

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:38, Reply)

I ent

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:41, Reply)

well who is it then?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:41, Reply)

Dutch Shteve

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:42, Reply)

Aww that would have been a lovely surprise

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:42, Reply)

There are two ways of doing things: the right way, and the wrong way.
That's what Mrs Vagabond tells me.

My way is the wrong way.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:23, Reply)

I like the TV volume on an even number.
Alt: I'm not looking forward to working Saturday morning and seeing the mountain of bills which are no doubt accumulating at my seaside residence.

I am looking forward to seeing a friend on Saturday who I haven't seen for ages and attending a local music 'festival' with her.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:25, Reply)

I'm not being cute and quirky here, I simply did not see what *she* had posted.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:27, Reply)

UH-OH!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:29, Reply)

:(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:30, Reply)

And going to a festival with a HER

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:38, Reply)

"her"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:39, Reply)

"festival"

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:41, Reply)

"shut up"

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:42, Reply)

Soz mate are we blowing the whole jig

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:44, Reply)

When all you want is for her to be doing the blowing
eh eh eh eh
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:45, Reply)

My old boss always said she was 'one of the lads' which makes it sound like she's a dyke

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:45, Reply)

Ah... Only takes it up the shitpipe
Fair play
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:46, Reply)

^LAD^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:48, Reply)

I certainly only take it up the............Oh hang on

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:49, Reply)

She's not attractive then

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:48, Reply)

I think he meant it as 'she's a laugh'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:49, Reply)

But no, she isn't, she looks like your wife.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:49, Reply)

Hide the frogsausage festival

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:42, Reply)

No, not in the slightest.
I do have to pander to og over hers, though. OCD is for the women and the weak-minded.
( Kroney, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:26, Reply)

Mrs Cow has a useful thing whereby she puts remotes down in unusual places
....and keys
....and her phone
....and her glasses
....etc.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:28, Reply)

I swear to God I'll find one of those items in the fridge one day

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:29, Reply)

Mrs local is the same
when that bloke on x factor did that "where's me keys? where's me phone?" rap thing the lolz in our house from me and the kids were many and long.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:33, Reply)

We can get out of the car and walk in the house
I'll ask for the keys to lock the car and she's lost them. In 3 seconds
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:40, Reply)

Maybe you should lock your car before going into the house?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:52, Reply)

She always wants to get the kids into the house ASAP

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:55, Reply)

^Lives in fear of Peadogeddon ^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:58, Reply)

OG gets twitchy if I leave a drawer open slightly.

( Kroney, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:34, Reply)

I like to wind Mrs Cow up by leaving the drawer open where the gaydog lead is when I take him out

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:35, Reply)

Nah, never been a fan of any dadrock bands
Alt: My birthday and a bank holiday weekend.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:28, Reply)

\o/

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:28, Reply)

Have any fans of dadrock ever been a fan of your band?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:32, Reply)

I bloody hope not.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:34, Reply)

I hate stuff that should be level but isn't
and drawers/cupboards that aren't correctly shut.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:35, Reply)

Loo rolls must be hung correctly.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:37, Reply)

Correctly, how?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:41, Reply)

Best scene in Loofellas

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 20:23, Reply)

Woe betide anyone who nicks my pen at work
I WILL STRIKE DOWN UPON THEE WITH GREAT VENGEANCE
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:38, Reply)

Blokes who have their own glass, tankatd etc in the boozer and expect it always to be used. Cunts.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:42, Reply)

Ban them

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:43, Reply)

after smashing aforementioned item in their face

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:46, Reply)

Can't really ban them for being obsessive nobs.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:50, Reply)

Ban tankards

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:52, Reply)

I'll just mutter under my breath at them.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:53, Reply)

Smash all the glass ones

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:55, Reply)

Some have got the silly engraved metal ones.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:59, Reply)

What difference does it make? They aren't buying the vessel.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 16:01, Reply)

It's an irrational loathing.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 16:03, Reply)

Like how I feel about you, but without the irrational bit.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 16:04, Reply)

xx

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 16:05, Reply)

Charge them storage

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 16:02, Reply)

I don't like pictures, paintings etc on walls being even slightly off.
I've got friends who have a painting that's above their fireplace and it's off by quite a distance (ok probably about 3mm) but it fucking annoys me cos the frame is screwed to the wall rather than hanging from a hook - so it's not possible to just adjust it while they're out of the room.

My GF likes the TV volume to be on an even number.
My sister is proper OCD though - after we've had dinner all of the chairs must be placed in exactly the right place so that they sit in the existing dents in the carpet. Whenever she's out of the room I move one just for a laugh. I'm a prick.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:45, Reply)

I went to my ex-bosses housewarming party many years ago
He had his CDs in perfect alphabetical order and drinks coasters everywhere. We spent an hour swapping all the CDs around in the cases
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:47, Reply)

Ain't no party like an
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ-Club Party.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:57, Reply)

He was obsessively tidy

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:59, Reply)

Sounds exactly like my ex brother-in-law.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 14 Aug 2014, 16:05, Reply)

I absolutely have to be an utter prick at all times.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:49, Reply)

Prick.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:51, Reply)

why do you always have to be such a mister meanypants?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:51, Reply)

Tosser, go away.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 16:02, Reply)

delete this please, it's very hurtful

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 16:11, Reply)

Birmingham - officially full of wankers
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-28658885
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:58, Reply)

Cor I'd donate MY sperm to Laura Witjens

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 16:04, Reply)

We got twenty quid for jizz when I was a student, which wasn't a bad two minutrs work.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 16:15, Reply)

MINUTR

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 16:17, Reply)

hahaha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 16:25, Reply)