nakers thread
lookatmyfuckingredtrousers.blogspot.co.uk/?m=1

you know he's on here somewhere...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 17:46, 40 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

No offence Swipey-poo but I'm sure we've done this one before?
How was your Pub dinner last night?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 17:52, Reply)

who do i look like, amorous badger? i ent no fucking fail archivist
it wasn't a pub. it was reet tasty.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:02, Reply)

I hear that AB is much MOAR pleasing on the eye
So what did you have to eat?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:03, Reply)

AB's wife is thinner than Swipe

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:04, Reply)

^ will never get a wife^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:05, Reply)

^ barren and heartbroken ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:06, Reply)

I read that to the tune of "Silence is Golden" by The Tremeloes

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:09, Reply)

well, you're the expert on being foreveralone

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:10, Reply)

you're the expert on pooplay

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:11, Reply)

Bit harsh m8

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:12, Reply)

YOUN IS

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:12, Reply)

Well that doesn't really make any sense, are you having yet another breakdown?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:13, Reply)

...marriage breakdown

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:14, Reply)

Oh good lord, not again.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:15, Reply)

Breakdown?
What the fuck are you talking about Wilis?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:18, Reply)

Alright calm down mate, just pretend no one mentioned it.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:19, Reply)

YEAH ALRIGHT OK THEN I WILL

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:20, Reply)

erm.........
we shared a platter of mini hot pitta breads with some spicy aubergine dip, feta stuffed tiny little peppers, houmous, pickled chillis, cheese and tzatziki. then she had fish cakes and garlic green beans and young broccoli bits and i had stuffed giant roasted peppers with pesto and new potatoes. too full for pudding.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:05, Reply)

I must admit for a FOODWRONGER that ain't so bad

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:06, Reply)

there was lots of skanky meat

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:10, Reply)

how apt

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:11, Reply)

aye, check the fannybaws, ken

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:00, Reply)

I don't get the red trousers thing
what's that all about?
(berk, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:17, Reply)

it is an absolute fact
that somewhere, at every airport in the world, there will be a twat in red trousers.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:25, Reply)

I have not noticed this
I'll be looking for him from now on.
(berk, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:26, Reply)

And a budgie t shirt

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:28, Reply)

no
there's only one twat wearing one of those
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:56, Reply)

Alright

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:57, Reply)

I thought your t-shirt sported the legend
'I hate that duck'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:59, Reply)

Fannybaws

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 19:00, Reply)

In Bristol, it's mayor George Ferguson.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:55, Reply)

Have you got a mayor in Brizzle?
To my utter astonishment even the idiots who voted for Gorgeous George voted no to a mayor in Chavford.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 19:00, Reply)

Will this get any better, or must I seek intellectual engagement and badinage elsewhere?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 19:28, Reply)

Yellow trouser chat thread?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 19:37, Reply)