2014
How has the year gone for you? Better or worse than you expected? Highlight/low point of the year

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Best thing for £5?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 14:59, 80 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Good, thanks.
Alt: A pint.
( Kroney, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 15:00, Reply)

Fiver a pint? Wish I could get away with that.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 15:15, Reply)

move the pub to london
sell the pints in smaller bottles

done
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 15:19, Reply)

A pint in a smaller bottle would not be a pint?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 15:21, Reply)

exactly
profit
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 15:26, Reply)

Bit less than a pint, for a fiver. Good marketing.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 15:30, Reply)

quite....

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 15:37, Reply)

there's a pub in exmouth market has beers for £25 a bottle
i don't know what sort of unicorns pissed into them
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 15:37, Reply)

alt: YM

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 15:03, Reply)

Pretty good.
Alt: A toothless blowie.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 20 Aug 2014, 15:04, Reply)

Alright.
No immediate highs or lows spring to mind, just maintaining an even keel of 'alright'

Alt: I bought the double vinyl of Abattoir Blues/Lyre of Orpheus for five pounds on amazon, but this was more of a Monty Boyce listing than a consistent 'best thing £5 will get you' type thing.
I haven't really answered your question here, but I felt it needed sharing.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 15:07, Reply)

Thanks for your input

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 15:07, Reply)

This place would be dead on its arse without me

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 15:11, Reply)

and even then you still wouldnt eat it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 15:12, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 15:08, Reply)

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 15:15, Reply)

I've not seen that anywhere for under a hundred quid.
Nice purchase, it's on my list.
( Kroney, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 15:32, Reply)

Shit, you're not kidding.
It is a great album, although Dozer will tell you to get a different one.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 15:39, Reply)

No, I am not. I've been looking.
You got properly lucky!
( Kroney, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 15:46, Reply)

just get the cd for a fiver

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 16:30, Reply)

Distinctly average
alt: 3 bottles of Shepherd Neame 1698.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 15:07, Reply)

Alt - good plan

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 15:08, Reply)

Asda ftw
it's £2 upwards everywhere else
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 15:09, Reply)

I keep buying Old Peculiar Hen

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 15:12, Reply)

Theakston OP is one of my favourite drinks ever.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 15:16, Reply)

Sorry, I meant Old Sneaky Hen

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 15:32, Reply)

We've just got some Ostlers on, very nice.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 15:36, Reply)

I dont drink cats, sorry

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 15:49, Reply)

Good point.
Morrisons were doing three bottles of Oakham Citra for a fiver, which is an absolute bargain for a decent beer.
Then some pricks awarded it silver in this year's Champion Beer of Britain awards and now there are none on the shelves.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 15:14, Reply)

Getting more difficult for sure
Brewdog has gone too expensive for what it is as well.

Sticking to Black Sheep and 1698 at the mo
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 15:17, Reply)

Brewdog are one trick ponies

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 15:24, Reply)

Citra is fucken awright eh

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 15:22, Reply)

It's bloody lovely at that price.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 15:40, Reply)

doom bar 4 for £6 in tesco
green king ipa £8 for 8 as well
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 16:31, Reply)

Yeah, canny. Can't grumble. Been on some nice trips etc.
alt. a go on YM and a bottle of wine with the change.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 15:15, Reply)

Highest point, bantering here on OT.
Lowest, meeting d*zer.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 15:22, Reply)

You buy a pub and this site is the highest point of your year?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 15:25, Reply)

Was pisstaking. Actually, the juicer is the high point since the birth of the daughter.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 15:27, Reply)

I had a great shit earlier but it took about five flushes to get rid of
i think that covers everything

Alt: munchy box
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 15:23, Reply)

urgh
it sounds like it fucking did cover everything
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 15:26, Reply)

like your bedsheets

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 15:28, Reply)

they cover the bed
as they are intended to do. unlike you and your squalid squat floor.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 15:36, Reply)

A good solid dump is a wondrous thing.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 15:28, Reply)

let's hope none of your customers take this too literally in the gents...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 15:37, Reply)

Or the ladies, sexist.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 15:53, Reply)

You've taken it literally in the gents.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 15:54, Reply)

says you...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 16:12, Reply)

Four days of toilet cleaning, ftw, what a lovely career move :)

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 15:57, Reply)

just picture a grannys prolasped arsehole as you swish your brush around and it will be no change at all

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 16:44, Reply)

Gold jewellery.
It's a bit chavvy, isn't it?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 15:31, Reply)

I got a nice Slazenger polo shirt out of SportsDirect for £4.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 16:08, Reply)

Pink?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 16:10, Reply)

to remind him of your kids' little pink sixpences, no doubt

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 16:11, Reply)

Blue. Eh, BLUE? JERREH!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 16:11, Reply)

It's what Ian Rush drinks.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 17:11, Reply)

I cannot imagine you setting foot in a Sports Direct.

(berk, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 16:53, Reply)

it's even harder to imagine him setting two feet in there

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 17:01, Reply)

Smirk
mean.
(berk, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 17:04, Reply)

Smirk
Is what DG says to his other half when he fancies a cigarette.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 17:10, Reply)

Reet man pet etc

(berk, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 17:17, Reply)

Ho'way!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 17:18, Reply)

Coming up toon next weekend?

(berk, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 17:24, Reply)

Really not sure.
Looking increasingly unlikely by the day at the moment though.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 17:24, Reply)

Shame

(berk, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 17:26, Reply)

Yeah, would have been nice to have catch up.
If we don't make it up for that weekend, we'll arrange something else for another weekend at some point in the future.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 17:28, Reply)

The usual job offers of £120k pa, have been ok, my discovery of patron and rediscovery of weed from niggers and coke has been a blast, but best of all has been you guys. Money can't buy you true friendship, not a fiver not even two hundred and fifty

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 16:13, Reply)

lol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 16:14, Reply)

Life's been pretty good to me over the last few months, not in too much bad-health, started Yoga, found some bottles of HP Guinness Sauce, gotten chummy with an old school mate and tend to go out 3-4 times a week now.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 16:29, Reply)

There has probably been a shortage of that HP sauce because the 'real ale' drinkers
thought it was some special artisan brew.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 17:19, Reply)