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What's that you say? Lunch time? time for lunch?I'm having a tin of creamed sweetcorn with doritos chili heatwave crackers.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 12:18,
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I didn't say that, why would I say that, lunchtime isn't til 12.45, it's not time for lunchalright gonz
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 12:22,
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There's a fella who knows what side his bread is buttered.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 12:25,
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Well, a roll with honeyroast ham, cheese, salami, coleslaw and lettuce. Bag of prawn cocktail. Potato salad.
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When I see a £6 malano go for £2 in waitrose, I buy all they have and eat them like they're a peperami. They're fucking lush.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 12:39,
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i like having a late lunch to make the afternoon shorter(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 12:31,
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i do if i want to run between your legs without headbutting your old wrinkly saggy nutsack(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 12:32,
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 12:34,
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Bet you two had breakfast.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 12:25,
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50% win there, there's my money back on the roulette table of b3ta.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 12:33,
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You don't start work until 10 or something though, you lazy pig(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 12:28,
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But you could have said that, 'cus it sounds like something you might possibly say.Alright Tangled.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 12:25,
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If I were to say it, which I didn't, I would only say it at lunchtime and I probably wouldn't say it on the internet(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 12:26,
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Lies, you melt, you'd tell the whole of the internet.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 12:37,
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think i might walk down and get a saladbrown rice, cubes of feta, onion, peppers, mushrooms, cucumber, mixed beans, shredded carrot, fresh chilli and jalapenos and lite ranch dressing please.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 12:27,
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To much month at the end of money? #Feelz4ya =((
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 12:38,
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Misery and the tears of the innocent**ham sanger from Marks.
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Kroney, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 12:38,
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No :(I just like living the champagne lifestyle. Bung it on credit and forget about it, you know?
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Kroney, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 12:45,
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I am eating my lunch now.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 12:50,
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wow id love to know what youre eating its fascinating and a real insight into my internet pals (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 12:52,
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We could have a "MEAL THREAD" open permanentlythen we can all keep up with our bayta mates eating habits.
Eg: I am having a wine gum and a cup of tea. Brilliant.
This calls for a #bafr request or is it a baf request OH GOD IT'S LIKE PIN NUMBER ALL OVER AGAIN.
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lentils and mung beanshe's gotta brew that analstew
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 12:58,
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i dunno why you make fun of him for eating the same load of old shit as you do(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 12:59,
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i dunno why you stick up for himwhen he hates you so much
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 13:00,
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because he was in family guy last night - on the right
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 13:01,
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my right or their right?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 13:08,
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Blt sandwich.Cheese and onion sandwich.
Cheese and onion crisps.
Irn Bru.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 13:01,
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I couldn't be arsed to go into town to get a saveloy dipSo it was sausage, chips and gravy o'clock, served with a cold can of Dandelion & Burdock
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 13:05,
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Boston Marathon bombing suspect Dzhokhar Tsarnaev's sister was arrested Wednesday on suspicion she threatened to bomb a woman who previously had a romantic relationship with her boyfriend.
Ailina Tsarnaeva, who lives in North Bergen, New Jersey, made the threat against an upper Manhattan woman via telephone on Monday, police said. She turned herself in at a Manhattan police precinct, and police charged her with aggravated harassment.
THREATENED TO BOMB A WOMAN WHO HAD PREVIOUSLY HAD A RELATIONSHIP WITH HER BOYFRIEND!! FFS.
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I'm too upset to think about lunch after #bingate last night.(
Kroney, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 13:07,
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M&s ultimate burger and chunky chipsNot really ultimate, though, I plan on having other burgers in the future.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 13:10,
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They are, yesbut tasty. And M&S is closer than any other burger establishment, so they got the nod.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 13:23,
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Have you tried the m&s 'pub lunch' pies?Are they any good.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 13:17,
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I am planning on doing soI saw them but after I'd ordered.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 13:23,
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I can't wait for the new Star Wars. I am following filming as close as I can on the internet.
I love Star Wars, me.
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Some big interviews lined up next week pal. This time next year I'll be a millionaire I tells ya.(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 13:23, Reply)
tonight cat i'm going to be........ BADLY TORN BOY
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 13:22,
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cat deely!i assumed you'd be on the sleb version.
plus she did the "little britain" mong version, which also seemed appropriate.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 13:24,
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She's married to Patrick Kielty! Or "Paddy" as I like to call him.
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I saw a Gunz and Roses tribute act fronted by a stars in their eyes winner.They were dreadful.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 13:24,
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man, axl is a tragedyhe used to be SO HOT. now he looks like an accident in a ginger melting factory.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 13:25,
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 13:25,
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Haha! Same thing happened to Mickey RourkeHe was one of my first crushes after watching Diner and Angel Heart, now he's starting to look more like the kid in Mask
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Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 13:42,
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Yes, when people get older they look different. I couldn't believe that either really.(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 13:51, Reply)
^ this ^people who have aged properly look a damn sight better than stretched fake plastic faces.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 14:00,
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He did need it after his fights but he admitted he had shit work doneIn 1991 Rourke decided that he "had to go back to boxing" because he felt that he "was self-destructing ... [and] had no respect for [himself as] an actor."[3] Rourke was undefeated in eight fights, with six wins (four by knockout) and two draws. He fought internationally in countries including Spain, Japan, and Germany.[24] During his boxing career, Rourke suffered a number of injuries, including a broken nose, toe, and ribs, a split tongue, and a compressed cheekbone.[25] He also suffered from short term memory loss.[26]
His trainer during most of his boxing career was Hells Angels member, actor, and celebrity bodyguard Chuck Zito.[27] Freddie Roach also trained Rourke for seven fights.[28] Rourke's entrance song into the ring was often Guns 'N' Roses' "Sweet Child o' Mine" (referenced in his film The Wrestler, in which Rourke's character enters his final match of the film to the song playing over the loudspeakers).[29] Boxing promoters said that Rourke was too old to succeed against top-level fighters. Indeed, Rourke himself admits that entering the ring was a sort of personal test: "[I] just wanted to give it a shot, test myself that way physically, while I still had time."[30] Rourke's boxing career resulted in a notable physical change in the 1990s, as his face needed reconstructive surgery to mend his injuries. His face was later called "appallingly disfigured."[31] In 2009, the actor told The Daily Mail that he had gone to "the wrong guy" for his surgery, and that his plastic surgeon had left his features "a mess".[25]
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My first proper crush was on KylieIt still stands
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 13:55,
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my friend's husband is doing some of the CGI stuff for thathe did the zombies in world war Z, which i still haven't seen, but the equipment in his office is so fucking cool
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 13:23,
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world war z was gash. and from that I can only extrapolate that your friend's husband is gash and all the equipment in his office is gash.
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I really wanted to like the chap, he's alright, but then I discovered he was into zombies, so that was that.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 13:27,
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That film was a bit pantsOne half all rushed sound and fury and one half sitting around a welsh office block
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Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 13:40,
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I'll tell you who was badly executed, Joseph Wood.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 13:49,
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I thought it went rather well(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 13:55,
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I like sweetcorn but I've never had it creamed before, is it nice?I can't decide what to get for my lunch today, maybe a pasta salad. Thrilling stuff eh?
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Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 13:39,
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