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Edinburgh isnt scotland though mateI have been trying to figure it -coupon book = look - maybe
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AHL MARK YOUR FUGGIN COUPON IN A MINUTE SONNY(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 16:32,
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Looks it's not fucking cock-er-knee rhyming slangDon't try to fucking understand it, FFS.
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Ok then, tell me where BAWBAG and CUNTYBAWSACKS comes from then Dr fucking Johnson?*straightens tie*
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bawbagis ballbag said by someone with a speech impediment, aka scottish accent
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 16:39,
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Coming from someone who I imagine speaking like the 3rd Gallagher brother, this is fucking priceless.SUNSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE
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you do know there is a third gallagher brother already, don't you?but no, wrong. i learned to speak in yorkshire, so sounded like a farmer, then we moved to buckinghamshire when i was 4. and overnight i turned into the queen, because the other little girls at school were shocked when i said "plum" like a northerner.
something to help you with those lonely late night wank fests.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 16:53,
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tl;dr - I was mercilessly bullied and had to change to blend in with all the other brats.(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 17:12, Reply)
it was the most middle class bullying ever"the new girl in our class says PLUM"
"no she doesn't"
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 17:12,
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i got much worse bullying when i moved up north again, years laterteachers always made me read everything out loud because they liked the accent.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 17:18,
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They made you read?That's the fucking worst bullying I've ever heard of. How on earth did they get away with it?
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Baw is clearly the droning voice of the ill educated trying to say BallBall bag becomes BAWBAG when said by chavs (Or Ned as I believe you chaps call them) Ball Bag has been used for many years to describe a mans testes,
CUNTYBAWSACKS will have the same origin except that sack has transposed Bag and Cunty- a derivation of the old English Quint to describe a vagina and that has then been turned into a portmanteau...
*DROPS THE MIKE*
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RUMBLEDAlways use 12 sentences when 1 will do that's day 1 of lawyer school
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yes, if you went in 1840you wouldn't get very far these days if you are working to a fixed fee or having to justify your time to the court.
stick to computers, there's a good lad.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 16:58,
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^works for a shit law firm that isnt good enough to charge exorbitant prices^ (, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 17:02, Reply)
you get what you pay foranyone who thinks the fees are "exorbitant" is welcome to go to a smaller, shittier firm. and drown in their own bitterness and lack of success.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 17:04,
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Bit like hookers innitdo you drop £2k on a tasty one or just have a crywank
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You pay more an hour to get access to PI insurance with bigger limits. (, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 17:07, Reply)
typical insurers... making a fortune out of the competent...(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 17:09,
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