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Friday beer and nuts thread Alt: fuck off dozer
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 16:55,
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latest was 10 years ago)
No beer today, and it's payday. I'm rebelling against your rules and traditions.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 16:58,
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if you've done it correctly, dozer should fuck off (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 17:03,
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i don't have any beer to douse my nuts in.They are, however, already pretty soggy from the sweat of an honest day's graft. Is that acceptable?
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Kroney, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 17:02,
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It's pretty gross, if I'm being perfectly honest (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 17:05,
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Natural innit, nuffin to be afraid of.Arse sweat's got to be worse.
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Kroney, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 17:06,
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Had a San Miguel at my desknow off home to get changed, grab a sandwich then meet internet weirdos.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 17:04,
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Battered was going to come, but for some inexplicable reason he is skint (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 17:08,
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You're just rubbing salt into my failed basharooney with DG you rotter. Never again will my blackhole of charisma suck the life out of the room for all you warhammer types. B3tabashfucks = 0 :o((
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Oh man, I could just go for a bit of hot warhammer action.Might get myself down the GW later.
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Kroney, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 17:13,
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Well I make that finishing work o'clock.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 17:47,
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Might have some payday spins on the old Classic Roulette, I feel that Zero is gonna come in eventually, always surround it.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 17:49,
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Bit early for the casino isn't itOr are they offering free food early doors?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 17:50,
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It's never too early at Ladbrooks, they give you a free cup of tea when hit a few hundred quid.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 17:52,
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Always go in at 2:30 - there's always some lunchtime losers leaving the machines on tripple-colours tripple-odds.Put in a score, doesn't come in, put in 40..... keep on doubling it up until you get a hit, and you'd have made £20 for 10 minute's work. Guarnteed income, that.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 17:53,
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There's a PDF for £19.99, 30 day money back guarntee aslong as you keep to the 60 day plan.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 18:15,
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I HOPE YOU'RE ALL FUCKING PLEASED WITH YOURSELVESen.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hipster_racism
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 18:35,
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I'm always pleased with myself and - let's face it - why shouldn't I be? But I don't quite understand the reference.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 18:46,
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Wikipedia is a free-access, free content Internet encyclopedia, supported and hosted by the non-profit Wikimedia Foundation.Almost anyone who can access the site[5] can edit almost any of its articles. Wikipedia is the sixth most popular website[4] and constitutes the Internet's largest and most popular general reference work.[6][7][8] As of 2014, it has 18 billion page views and nearly 500 million unique visitors each month.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 18:50,
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That's astonishing!Will hard-up people knock on my door to sell it in instalments?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 18:54,
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I'm in the pub already.Ah'm gern ta get geet muckle trowsaad the neet like man hew pet.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Aug 2014, 18:52,
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Did you march down carrying a banner?(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 18:57,
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No, just a monkey.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Aug 2014, 19:03,
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I have payday Cava.I will be leaving to see the G/F in a few minutes, there will be pork casserole and mustard mash.
Life is good.
Wish I was in that there London with DG and Tourettes drinking beer though. Ah well, I'll have to enjoy it vicariously.
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Beer and nuts? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 29 Aug 2014, 19:40,
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Don't make out like this is a new thing that you never had in your pub.Why do you always have to get like this?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 19:48,
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We had scampi fries. And scratchings. I bet you're having pistachios or some other Bollocks.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 29 Aug 2014, 19:54,
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Pickled eggs, served in a cupcake case, Bit of black pepper. Repeat as necessary.(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 20:54, Reply)
I love pickled eggseven though each one takes away a little of your self respect
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 20:55,
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Can I have it with a straw?And a little umbrella?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Aug 2014, 20:56,
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Five lagers, scrumpy, fizzy ciders. Guinness and four cask. Varies with cask normally.(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 21:29, Reply)
Oh...no nuts for me thanks.(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 21:45,
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