Today I will be picking up my new lawn mower - all petrol power, electric start and self-propelled. W00T!
*edit* it seems a lot of the original post didn't make it so here's what I meant to put.
School meals are calorie-counted, nutritionally balanced and freshly prepared* daily. My G/F works in a school kitchen that serves 2 primaries. They provide more than 190 meals/day (sometimes up to 250 ish)freshly prepared and served by only three people - hard work!
*The meat is cook/chill slices on 'roast dinner' days
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 7:45, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Lawn mower fives! I don't know if school meals are as bad as hospital ones, they are pretty disgusting.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 7:48, Reply)

I agree on that hospital meals (at Coventry) are 'fucking awful inedible shite'*
School meals seem to be much better than they were when I was at school.

*actual comment I put on the patient feedback form the last time I spent any time in hospital**
**4 level bilateral posterior foraminotomy.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 7:59, Reply)

that anti-bollockhead procedure was a spectacular failure

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 8:03, Reply)

Despite my advancing male pattern baldness I still have more hair on my head than my scrotum
*shaves genitals regularly*
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 8:09, Reply)

my scrotum dozer
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 8:42, Reply)

He has big feet too lols.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 8:50, Reply)