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Time of death: 11.25am on Tuesday 2nd September 2014.

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:25, 81 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
*sends wreath*

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:27, Reply)
*steals gold teeth*

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:28, Reply)
*stares in disbelief*

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:30, Reply)
*overcome with grief*

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:30, Reply)
*bored of this now*

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:31, Reply)
*does a queef*

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:31, Reply)
*monster munch, roast beef*

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:31, Reply)
No, pickled onion

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:32, Reply)
^ upset

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:33, Reply)
*on McBeef*

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:32, Reply)
That book Finnegan's Wake looks well bent.
I bet the people that like it are all dozers.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:34, Reply)
Joyce is a wakki Irish prick though innee

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:36, Reply)
I think you mean "Oirish" ah begorrah, just.

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:41, Reply)
I've never really been into the modernists except for Beckett.

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:49, Reply)
OH BOY!

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:57, Reply)
DH Lawrence wrote extremely tedious novels.

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:03, Reply)
+ with lesbionics in them though

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:04, Reply)
plus homoerotic fireside wrestling in the nude

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:08, Reply)
And I am spent

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:08, Reply)
Oliver Reed had a wank before filming that scene, fact fans

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:11, Reply)
*stands around waiting*

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:00, Reply)
"I'm retarded?"
youtu.be/jYmn3Gwn3oI
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:01, Reply)
Back to the 70's and 80s cop shows
In the Sweeney I always remember them having at least one tit shot per episode, Carter would kick down some wronguns door and he would be in bed with some tart...

She would always give em a quick flash then grab the covers,

Now the reason I ask is that its been a long time since I saw an episode and I just wondered if this was my imagination playing tricks on me enhanced by the subsequent light mocking of the programme.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:48, Reply)
delete this please.

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:49, Reply)
I havent written "this please"

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:00, Reply)
imma go jamies italian today.

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:49, Reply)
What's the vegetarian option?

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:50, Reply)
staying in the office.

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:10, Reply)
seppuku

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:17, Reply)
stuffed peppers

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:18, Reply)
same as usual, anaemia

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:29, Reply)
There's a Jamies Italian in town
I might go there next week
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:35, Reply)
Goddammit, you bitch! You never backed away from anything in your life! Now fight!
Fight! Right now! Do it! Fight goddammit! Fight! Fight! Fiiiiight!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:04, Reply)
You appear to be having a stroke
Please step away from the internet and contact your local GP or Hospital
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:06, Reply)
Alright
As long as I don't have to stop stroking
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:12, Reply)
Fill your boots
(if you think you can)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:19, Reply)
That made me think of the scene in Turner and Hooch
when Tom Hanks upends his shoe and a load of dog drool gloops out
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:21, Reply)
In that case you are a better man than I gunga din

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:22, Reply)
Mebbe some peeps are on holiday still
I'm up near Sportscows neck of the woods today, suns crackin the flags, pet.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:14, Reply)
Where?

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:25, Reply)
Northumberland
Morpeth way
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:26, Reply)
More DG country, isn't it?

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:31, Reply)
Yep
He's actually more north than me
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:32, Reply)
Is that like the north pole or summat?

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:33, Reply)
Worse than that....
SCOTLAND
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:34, Reply)
*dramatic music*

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:39, Reply)
+ bagpipe

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:41, Reply)
I'm actually in Morpeth right now.
Shame I'm at work.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:59, Reply)
Have you not met enough internet spastics recently?

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:03, Reply)
On reflection, maybe...

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:05, Reply)
mirrorlols

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:06, Reply)
Although MEATSNAKE was the only one there I hadn't already met before.

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:07, Reply)
Ooh what's he like IRL?
Is he as dreamy as they say?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:11, Reply)
More nightmary than dreamy tbh.

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:19, Reply)
This is a job for

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:25, Reply)
lol at Holy Fuck

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:25, Reply)
It's okay, The Internet, I'm here now.
Although my time of death feels quite near at the minute.

/is still ill
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:08, Reply)
Be funny if you went first
Well, not funny, but you know what I mean.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:12, Reply)
Yeah, fucking hilarious.

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:17, Reply)

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