alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 17:28, 106 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Waiting in the pub for the missus.
Really I want to get home for a shower as it's been like sitting in an oven at work #claggy.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 2 Sep 2014, 17:37, Reply)

fuck off dozers

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 18:01, Reply)

dunno lol

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 18:03, Reply)

meaty

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 18:12, Reply)

beaty

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 18:21, Reply)

Oh hai

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 18:26, Reply)

Alright frog. Better stock up on olive oil, for the hard times ahead.
www.naturalnews.com/046686_olive_oil_drought_Spain.html#
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 18:31, Reply)

good job no-one bought those cars that run on it lol

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 18:33, Reply)

Ok will do, I mean I never use it but I will let the pubs and restaurants I eat in know

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 18:37, Reply)

you never use it?
How do you make your mayonnaise then?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 18:39, Reply)

I don't, I never use it in anything, just buy stuff don't i

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 18:41, Reply)

are you working class or sutin?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 18:42, Reply)

What sort of pikey makes things at home when you can go out and have people do everything for you?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 18:43, Reply)

yer troo, soz m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 18:44, Reply)

Apology accepted

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 18:45, Reply)

Oi, dozer, suggest a few reasonably priced restaurants in York, one of our staff is taking his missus therefor her birthday, and he wants somewhere decent, that doesn't cost the earth. xx

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 18:15, Reply)

I went to the Star Inn the City the other week. Nice location, nice building, good food.
Most of the places on Fossgate are pretty decent, as is Delrio's and Melton's. Don't bother with Melton's Too, it's mediocre at best.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 18:38, Reply)

Ta m8!

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:09, Reply)

If you're thinkin' you're too cool to boogie
boy oh boy have I got news for you
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 18:22, Reply)

yer

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 18:52, Reply)

Edgy.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 18:55, Reply)

That's how I always refer to my tax dodging, set piece, unimaginative Irish guitarist radio 2 favouite too.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:07, Reply)

U2 did some pretty decent stuff in the 90s.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:10, Reply)

No. They were half decent in the early eighties and then came The Joshua Tree
Simple Minds likewise - both sold out at the same time.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:18, Reply)

No, they did Zooropa and Achtung Baby in the 1990s.
Both halfway decent albums.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:20, Reply)

Not having that, I'm afraid.
Big sound stuff for mass consumption.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:23, Reply)

bit snobbish m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:24, Reply)

I don't think so
Commercial positioning in order to maximise revenue isn't adverse - Battered will tell you this if he's not dead in a gutter.

Commercial positioning to exploit a market over and above ability and capability - does Simon Cowell post on here?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:33, Reply)

yer i understand positioning, thanx m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:59, Reply)

positioning grace at the correct entrance

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:05, Reply)

i use a habitrail tube

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:07, Reply)

Irish guitarist?
Born in Essex to a Welsh family.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:16, Reply)

Was he really?
He's a poor specimen whatever.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:20, Reply)

He's not that brilliant a guitarist either
See Tommy Emmanuel, Jon Gomm, Preston Reed, Andy McKee etc etc etc
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:27, Reply)

He's pretty awful really. Hth.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:31, Reply)

Ian McNabb, Chuck Prophet, Little Barry....

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:37, Reply)

is Little Barrie still with Primal Scream?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:04, Reply)

4am on the kitchen floor with a spoon

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:10, Reply)

tequila, patron, weed, wanking, bankruptcy proceedings, hiding income from creditors

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:12, Reply)

And then getting chased by Stunned poster

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:16, Reply)

He must have been hopping mad.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:17, Reply)

He was both pissed and furious, or as we call it...
PISTORIUS
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:19, Reply)

not funny.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:19, Reply)

no
STUCK AT WORK
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:41, Reply)

I went to the magic turkish place near me for dinner. It's my favorite burnt meat emporium.
For £15, I got
- Iskalanda (cop sis (small lamb cubes)), which comes with two types of onion (one with what I think is Sumac, and another in pommigranite), normal salad, two sides of bread on the side (I ask for lots of bread, didn't expect that much - it's freshly baked next door).
- about 6 rolled vine leafs - don't really love these, but needed to make up the minimum order
- Chips

Lush as fuck man, all of it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:45, Reply)

i like vine leaves
but they often put evil sultanas in them. nasty soggy wrinkly little cunts.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:46, Reply)

You'd like this place, they do like a dozen proper vegeterian dishes.
www.just-eat.co.uk/restaurants-19numaraboscirrik-n14/menu#400

I know Southgate is a bit of a trek from Central, but it's not that bad of one - if you fancy it sometime, let me know.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:52, Reply)

Vine leaves are rank, I've tried them in various combinations, in various countries, and have never appreciated them.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:09, Reply)

as students, we had a shithole house just off green lanes, which is a huge turkish and cypriot area
whatever leaves they use grew in our back garden and we had a constant stream of kids climbing over the wall trying to pick them

google maps says... still a fucking student shithole

https://maps.google.co.uk/maps?bav=on.2,or.r_qf.&bvm=bv.74115972,d.d2s,pv.xjs.s.en.2Tixjos8Mew.O&biw=1280&bih=906&dpr=1&wrapid=tljp140968521499410&um=1&ie=UTF-8&q=%2267+duckett+road%22&layer=c&z=17&iwloc=A&sll=51.579385,-0.101191&cbp=13,11.8,0,0,0&cbll=51.579312,-0.101216&sa=X&ei=3xYGVM3ZAs6VatmqgKAE&ved=0CCEQxB0wAA
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:12, Reply)

WOW U MUST WERK IN I.T.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:15, Reply)

WINNAH

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:15, Reply)

NEAT CLICKABLE VERSION
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:18, Reply)

do one for "blackthorn street"
that was our third year shithole
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:25, Reply)

No, you need to learn

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:26, Reply)

Ha
An old ex-girlfriend used to live not 100 yards from there. The turkish shops used to sell us booze in black bin liners at 2am (back when that was naughty).
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 21:08, Reply)

You used to go out with swipe?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 21:13, Reply)

didn't we all?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 21:16, Reply)

old yurty mcfart lentil knickers didn't

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 21:25, Reply)

Are you saying dozer did?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 21:42, Reply)

no, i am saying that you do stinky lentil mung bean farts

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 22:14, Reply)

How do you know that? I only do them in bed.
And anyway,so do you.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 22:29, Reply)

how random
they also had illicit 24 hour bars with pool tables in the back.

i'd never had a kebab when i moved there, and never did, because i hadn't then discovered the joys of houmous and falafel.

here's the other shithole. THANKS FISHSNAKE.



https://maps.google.co.uk/maps?bav=on.2,or.r_qf.&biw=1280&bih=906&bvm=pv.xjs.s.en.2Tixjos8Mew.O&wrapid=tljp140968948890410&um=1&ie=UTF-8&q=2+blackthorn+street&layer=c&z=17&iwloc=A&sll=51.520700,-0.019639&cbp=13,284.2,0,0,0&cbll=51.520697,-0.019616&sa=X&ei=kCcGVNqrN9fXaNCDgfAG&ved=0CCEQxB0wAA
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 21:23, Reply)

NO PROBLEM
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 22:19, Reply)

Vine leaves are rank, them , in various ories,
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:13, Reply)

YOUN FACE

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:09, Reply)

No yer fucker - YOURN FACE

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:11, Reply)

OURN FACES

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:12, Reply)

All of ourn fuckin faces
I'm off! First days off since July 26th!
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:14, Reply)

Going away?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:14, Reply)

hopefully somewhere with no internet

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:15, Reply)

I like going places with no phone signal or internets. I hope there isn't any in New York when I go to New York in November

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:16, Reply)

yet more boasts about your champagne, tax evading lifestyle

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:18, Reply)

Might meet imortant people for business while I'm there
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:22, Reply)

Are you Rory, with your extensive dbs, and spreadsheets on posters?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:26, Reply)

Nah, you can just search people's posts

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:27, Reply)

Like if you want to see how much you go on about your pub
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:29, Reply)

It is possible to go to America these days.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:23, Reply)

Not a fucking chance.
Going to Headingley on Friday.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:16, Reply)

Nice one, cheer for India

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:25, Reply)

^smelly^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:15, Reply)

MOON FACE Moarlike

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:14, Reply)

^lolface

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:19, Reply)

Out. xxx

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:26, Reply)

I'm a gonna watch the live action Animal Farm, Orwell, not shagging barnyard style, never knew it existed. What is you gonna do?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:50, Reply)

ym

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 21:02, Reply)

I am setting right things which once went wrong, leaping from life to life, hoping each time that this is the final leap home

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 21:03, Reply)

oh boy

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 21:05, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2360459
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 21:06, Reply)

We don't use that word frog. In other news, Animal Farm was bollocks, the earlier animation was much better. Any suggestions for something to watch? Night off.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 21:21, Reply)

I'm watching Alien
one of the best directed films ever
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 21:31, Reply)

I'm watching the budgie explore a new table

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 21:32, Reply)

Rock and/or roll!

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 21:36, Reply)

He's better than telly, I'm teaching him the Addams family whistle

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 21:42, Reply)

my cat's doing all purring and cuddles

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 21:46, Reply)

Clever cat, it saw what happened to Grace and is trying to pander

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 21:54, Reply)

she's well cute

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 21:57, Reply)

is that a euphemism?
/ac
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 21:42, Reply)

He's back on his cage door now, see:

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 21:47, Reply)

Why does the fucker have a murderous glint in its eye?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 21:53, Reply)

He's probably thinking about biting me as usual.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 21:54, Reply)

Also he's a recessive pied so has completely black eyes which make him look a bit evil sometimes.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 21:55, Reply)

eh?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 21:55, Reply)

Fat fingers

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 21:56, Reply)

You heartless bastard I have big bones
teehee
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 21:57, Reply)

DON'T WE ALL?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 21:55, Reply)

I wouldn't have thought so

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 21:56, Reply)