What is the plural of Tipp-Ex?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 12:21, 21 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Bukkakes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 13:03, Reply)

Yeah, that makes about as much sense as asking what the plural of 'water' is

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 13:19, Reply)

Alright,
what is the singular of water?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 13:52, Reply)

Wasabi.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 14:01, Reply)

Tipp-Excess

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 13:20, Reply)

dunno.
Earlier in the week my mates wife and her mate turned up at my door wanting to know where he was.

Having met him for a pint yesterday it looks like my spare room may be occupied for a while.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 13:51, Reply)

Oops
Has he been playing away?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 14:08, Reply)

Either that or having a thing withGormo;(

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 14:11, Reply)

yeah.
He's a mate though innit. Not my job to be his moral compass.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 14:13, Reply)

Somewhere to get his head down and straight while he decides what to do is always a good thing

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 14:17, Reply)

Aye.
She's disappeared from the gaff but given marching orders. Her gaff as well.

I'm off down the road this week. And my housemate is moving out this weekend so I told him if he wants he can get keys off him. If he does some carrying for my housemate he'll probably give him a lift to grab his things.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 14:25, Reply)

i'm at work
i'm starving
the vending machine has crisps and tracker bars
the only coins i have are 2 x £1 coins
for some reason, the machine HATES my £1 coins and WON'T TAKE THEM
i've tried scrubbing them on the side of the machine and it didn't work
it's sunday in the city. the nearest shop is miles away
i could grovel to the security guard to let me into the pantry but that's always a bit needy and only worth doing for after hours booze
what do i doooooooooooo?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 16:02, Reply)

1) it's not Sunday.
2)London has shops, shitloads of them. Possibly; no, definitely the highest shop density in Britain.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 16:22, Reply)

i've been at my desk for too long
but honestly, saturday, sunday - makes no difference around here, it's a graveyard at weekends. the nearest open shop is at least 5 minutes away on foot. MILES AWAY.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 16:27, Reply)

are you taking the piss?
You must be taking the piss.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 16:29, Reply)

you'd be bored shitless too if you were stuck here drafting long tedious witness statements
but i am cross about the vending machine. WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY POUND COINS?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 16:35, Reply)

A stupidly high proportion of pound coins in circulation are counterfeit.
Something like between 3 and 5%.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 19:15, Reply)

why would you bother?
you'd have to make literally hundreds of thousands for it to be worthwhile.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 19:18, Reply)