Aside from me being in the pub.
And then coming home, what has happened this evening?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 21:46, 84 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I'm guessing
'very little'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Sep 2014, 21:48, Reply)

Hello b3th, how are you?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 21:53, Reply)

Not bad at all, young Jeffrey.
Not bad at all.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Sep 2014, 21:54, Reply)

It'll be old Jeffrey in a few weeks time.
I'll be hitting 40.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 21:55, Reply)

Wow.
That IS old.

I thought I had about four years on you. Have you been lying about your age?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Sep 2014, 21:57, Reply)

Not as far as I know, I was 39 for most of last year.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:01, Reply)

To be fair
I've probably known you since you were 36, and just never thought any different.

You doing anything exciting?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:05, Reply)

Unlikely in the short term, we are both too busy at work.
Possibly a Christmas holiday, or a weekend away somewhere, but the Doris has lectures to do.

Might try and venture to the capital at some point, but it depends on availability.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:09, Reply)

You should have a day out in Weston.
You could pier.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:11, Reply)

Might be a surprise option!
Is the top WsM hotel worth a visit?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:14, Reply)

Doubt it.
You mean the Royal, or the Grand Atlantic?
There's a Premier Inn right on the sea front these days.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:15, Reply)

I've stayed at The Grand Atlantic.
Every night was carvery night.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:20, Reply)

I think there's a Wetherspoons on the sea front as well
that does hotel rooms. Look at the Cabot.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:26, Reply)

You're alright.
Don't think we'll bother.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:36, Reply)

Can't say I blame you.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:37, Reply)

b3th's got a caravan in front of her house you can stay in

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:16, Reply)

As if I would have a
*shudders*
caravan
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:17, Reply)

^wishes

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:20, Reply)

lol old

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:16, Reply)

musically successful lol ^

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:21, Reply)

my mum says I'm good :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:24, Reply)

Your dad says I am.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:26, Reply)

He's about the same age as Mr b3th and you're about the same age as my sister
Funny really...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:29, Reply)

mr b3th is four years older than my dad
and I'm four years younger than his youngest kid.

Frankly, it's a bit weird.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:30, Reply)

Takes all sorts

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:32, Reply)

all sorts werthers
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:33, Reply)

Is that how you lure them into your car?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:34, Reply)

TTJ, flidbucket.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:35, Reply)

I drove on the wrong side of the road and had dinner on a beach

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 21:58, Reply)

Sounds interesting.
What was the wrong side driving all about?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:02, Reply)

Well, the Spanish probably think it's the correct side of the road
Or the right side.... I went there before you did..
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:28, Reply)

Work?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:35, Reply)

Nah just a week of sunshine with the old man

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:43, Reply)

Sounds lovely.
You caddy, he hits golf balls. He drinks, you drives.

Frog gets extra kebabs.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:45, Reply)

emma way

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:35, Reply)

Miami isn't a real place you know
We've established that
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:19, Reply)

I'm in Spain
It's definitely real, it's boiling hot.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:27, Reply)

mucho caliente

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:28, Reply)

Oooh gracias
I have got a bit of a tan
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:33, Reply)

I hope you've been wearing your terminally ill kid make a wish foundation style baseball cap you nerd

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:34, Reply)

Nothing to see here, move along

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:11, Reply)

RED CAR!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:13, Reply)

You can't miss me

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:14, Reply)

We try.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:19, Reply)

Wasn't planning to!
*revs engine*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:19, Reply)

poor old red can't carry on

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 23:28, Reply)

I stroked and ticked the budgies head earlier OOOH-ERRR MISSUS

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:22, Reply)

bit gay m8

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:23, Reply)

So are the majority of the titles of your songs, and the majority of your band, but not the talented guy with the cool name.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:24, Reply)

thanks I do have a cool name

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:25, Reply)

NO NOT YOU IAN

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:26, Reply)

Ian is not a cool name!

Wait, is he in Lostprophets now?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:27, Reply)

Tangles was the one from steps

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:29, Reply)

Don't forget I'll be doing panto down in f-town this xmas

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:30, Reply)

Who are you playing?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:32, Reply)

Joey Deacon.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:33, Reply)

He'll lose.
By a short shoe.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:34, Reply)

Can't beat Deacon's dribbling skills.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:36, Reply)

He's been practicing all his life just for the role

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:35, Reply)

You probably spell it with two I's

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:33, Reply)

A certain relative of mine does.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:34, Reply)

I understand it was better here when he used to post

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:35, Reply)

So I understand.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:36, Reply)

I had a curry at a good curry house in the midlands.
Earlier I was disappointed by a lacklustre Simpsons on channel 4
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:26, Reply)

What episode was it?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:33, Reply)

The spin-off one with Wiggum P.I. and Grandpa as the love tester.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 23:22, Reply)

I had the belly pork detailed earlier in the DELETED thread
I have now drunk a bottle of wine. I intend to drink tea and have a biscuit or two. Maybe play some guitar.
Rock and/or roll
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:29, Reply)

Biscuit choice.
What are you thinking?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:34, Reply)

STAY ABOUT FROM MY DOG!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:35, Reply)

How is Biscuit?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:37, Reply)

Pretty much the same as when you met him.
He's a happy little soul.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:38, Reply)

Bless him.
Is the seasonal beach ban on dogs almost over?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:41, Reply)

There's one area you can take them on all year round,
but the main drag is mostly Nov - March. Except the last couple of years, it's been a year-round ban.

Miserable cunts.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:44, Reply)

Take Biscuit to the pier.
And then get him an ice cream.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:47, Reply)

Biscuit choice is always difficult
I feel you can't go wrong with a rich tea - or a malted milk. Crisp, well flavoured and with excellent dunking potential.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:37, Reply)

Same can be said of the Hobnob.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:37, Reply)

True
However, the hobnob is a very difficult biscuit to dunk to the optimum ratio of softness to not-falling-in-your-tea coefficient*.
Whereas your Rich tea (assuming no manufacturing defects or cracks) will be more forgiving.

*I may have made this up
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:41, Reply)

*I think you have

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:42, Reply)