don't care about tits, I don't like them
Dad and I came to look at our old holiday home and then for a drink in the fancy hotel at the end of the road. In beautiful bar, jutting out over the cliffs where the Moores believed the souls of the departed flew up to heaven. Blue sky, blue sea, stunning.

Dad has fallen asleep and his snores could wake the souls that departed hundreds of years ago :(

Alt: fell into it when I ended up doing all the arrears and court work at the letting agency
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:51, 5 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

You in Cornwall then?

( Peej, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:52, Reply)

espana innit
We bought cornwall when my mum died and we didn't want to come back to the spanish place without her. It would be emotional but luckily I have a picture of some spoon dressed as a pirate to make me lol
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:55, Reply)

You still hoping to get down here this month or were you just building me up to let me come crashing down again?

( Peej, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:56, Reply)

Also, I looked fucking sexy dressed as that pirate!

( Peej, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:57, Reply)

My vagina laughed harder than my mouth
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:58, Reply)

ZING

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:58, Reply)

Your vagina is certainly much wider than your mouth.

( Peej, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 15:45, Reply)

it may be the latter
Just because we need to save money for new york :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:57, Reply)

And because you are heartless

( Peej, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:58, Reply)

fine
It's frog. He hates you and is planning to feed you a pasty and choke you to death on his giant carrot. I'm just trying to protect you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 15:00, Reply)

Bollocks, I love Cornwall and I love Phil.
I paid hundreds of pounds to go for one whole day!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 15:01, Reply)

I love you too bbz xxxx

( Peej, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 15:07, Reply)

'We'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:58, Reply)

Yesssssssss
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 15:00, Reply)

I have 'saved' I don't need to save further.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 15:08, Reply)

It'd be pretty easy to just place a pillow or cushion over his face

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:53, Reply)

I'm not your lentil kid

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:56, Reply)

Lies... ALL women are secreting into a bit of the ol' fish supper
I have seen it on many instructional videos
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:53, Reply)

Frog's been having super secret b4shes in your half flat all week.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:54, Reply)

If you get a black light you will find they arent so super secret

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:56, Reply)

lemmy will keep an eye on him

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:56, Reply)

Lemmy has locked himself in his room, and is hiding under a cushion.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 15:01, Reply)

He's generally a bit frightened of cushions

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 15:02, Reply)