Yes or no to norks?
m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-29140217
Alt, how did you end up doing the job you do? Was it a lifetime ambition, or just something you drifted into?
What do you people actually do? Apart from fucking about in here? (Edit)
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 13:33, 195 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I like breasts

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 13:34, Reply)

Even though you're a bender?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 13:38, Reply)

I needed a job and I new a bit about the subject
I was always supposed to be a stop gap but 10 years later I have my life and hate myself. Kill me.
( Peej, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 13:38, Reply)

I'm always torn on the issue of page three
On the one hand, it's unnecessary, exploitative, demeaning, etc. etc. A Bad Thing. I have a daughter, yeah?
On the other hand, tits! wahey!

Alt: Just doing this 'til my music career takes off, y'know.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 13:39, Reply)

Page 3 is a bit shit really, but I am positive towards norks in general
Alt: I ended up here because I used to have a good well paid career that I had spent many years and thousands of pounds to train for but I decided that this would be a better choice for my family life and general well being
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 13:42, Reply)

Tell us about the breakdown you had in your previous job

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 13:44, Reply)

Well I used to start with a windmill then go into a headspin
Oh Breakdown soz
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 13:47, Reply)

whats did you do and do you do now?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 13:48, Reply)

IT and IT

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 13:50, Reply)

The sequel to dumb and dumber featuring the comedy stylings of Pennywise the Clown was not a box office smash

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 13:54, Reply)

Doctor now Landlord
Or Marketing Director for UK PLC now Park Bench tester.

Choose your own meme
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 13:55, Reply)

Orphanage restructuring expert now professional cum sponge

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 13:56, Reply)

I like tits.
But rather than stop, they need to modernise by showing some fanny too.

Alt: I needed office work after an injury left me unable to carry on in my last job. I was interviewed and given this despite no previous experience and ended up sticking with it because I'm fucking awesome at it.
( Muns, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 13:45, Reply)

This is thinkning outside the box

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 13:48, Reply)

technically, it's the box I'm thinking of.

( Muns, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 13:49, Reply)

ttj
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 13:50, Reply)

If a woman says "It's my choice to get my norks out for page three"
isn't it sort of anti feminist to say "No you're banned from doing that, norks should be covered up!"

On the flip side if a campaign by muzzas to ban page three because women who get their norks out are evil and wrong the feminists would probably be saying "How dare you tell a women she can't show something as natural as norks!"
( Peej, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 13:45, Reply)

Get the norks out, but wear a burqa.
Everyone's happy.
( Muns, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 13:47, Reply)

Most muslims are completely naked under their burkas
probably wearing nothing but a self ejaculating, vibrating butt blug.
( Peej, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 13:50, Reply)

They are very keen on racy undies
they were also the first to get rid of the ladies welcome mat so they have done a lot of good work all told
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 13:53, Reply)

I don't actually understand the issue
I could choose to cover my face with a paper bag and most people would be quite happy about it.
( Peej, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 13:57, Reply)

But you spent so long on your eye make up

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 13:59, Reply)

His missus has told him twice now

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:01, Reply)

Broken nose next.

( Peej, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:05, Reply)

hahaha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:06, Reply)

*2nd class return to Nottinghams*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 13:54, Reply)

I like those feminists that do all their protesting topless and that

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 13:48, Reply)

it's the only type of protest I approve of

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 13:49, Reply)

Apart from a 'dirty' protest

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 13:51, Reply)

I approve of the ones where students get kettled, pepper sprayed and hit with batons.

( Peej, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 13:51, Reply)

then get all moaning about needing water shit
not willing to suffer for their cause these lazy shits
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 13:52, Reply)

Tazer the lot of them.

( Peej, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 13:54, Reply)

I say water cannon them then electrify the water they're standing in

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 13:54, Reply)

It's a good way to solve the NEET issue.
Leave them all as gibbering vegetables as a result of police brutality, shift them over to ATOS for assessment, when they've been through the arguments over being unfit for work, they'll be in their thirties and living under bridge.
( Muns, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 13:56, Reply)

ATOS are wankers. They classified many of my punters as capable pf work, even though they were clearly alcoholic nutters.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:02, Reply)

lol battered was a patient of urs

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:03, Reply)

Don't bully people.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:06, Reply)

Students arent NEETS you fucking spastic

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:07, Reply)

Not in Education Employment or Training - NEET
Yep students definitely fall into this group
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:09, Reply)

Maybe I should've been a bit clearer.
They all become NEETS without any fucking prospects when they leave their former fucking poly's, having finished their degree in something completely fucking worthless anyway. It's a preventative measure.
( Muns, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:15, Reply)

And: -
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2365420
( Muns, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:15, Reply)

aside from dirty of course

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 13:51, Reply)

I'll say yes as I get to see perky tits
I had no idea about what I wanted to do and ended up on an apprenticeship at Newcastle Uni working in the network department, doing stuff like fault finding, fibre optic cabling, etc. When that ended after 4 years I applied here, a software company in Newcastle and have been here since

I might not have mentioned it, but I like to go running. I also love cooking
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 13:53, Reply)

Someone should make a page on the Internet with tits
I bet it would be popular!
( Peej, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 13:53, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 13:58, Reply)

oh ho

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:00, Reply)

You might just be on to something here

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 13:59, Reply)

Err, yes. Are you bent?
Alt: by being extremely intelligent and lucky.
I would love to tell you what I do, but it would give away my IRL identity. I can't risk anything that would affect my chances of re-election next year.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 13:56, Reply)

dont worry Alex your secret is safe

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:08, Reply)

Hey Froggles! I "properly cheered up" your missus last night!
What do you think about that eh!
( Peej, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 13:59, Reply)

That's nice

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:00, Reply)

Oh,
Well I fucked your budgie!

What do you think about that eh!
( Peej, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:03, Reply)

I think that's a lie

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:04, Reply)

You're no fun today.

( Peej, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:05, Reply)

Well I have only had the budgie for company all week so I would notice something sinister going on

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:06, Reply)

You were asleep.
I was watching you whilst I did it.
( Peej, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:08, Reply)

You must have a very small penis

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:13, Reply)

Yeh wateva! Your slut budgie has a bucket!

( Peej, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:44, Reply)

I wasn't asleep really, but I think you knew that

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:50, Reply)

I donno, I don't think i'm normal 'cus TBH, I don't care seeing some tits. Don't get me wrong, I like them, but I don't think anything of a picture from some stranger in a mag/paper.
It's not like you can do anything with them, and if you want proper porn on-the-go, just use your mobile.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 13:59, Reply)

you can always just look down your own shirt I suppose

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:04, Reply)

Haha, #TopBantz

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:18, Reply)

Alt: I took the next logical step after completing my bullshit stupid HND in music technology and sold bathrooms before moving to the more dynamic, lucrative and fascinating world of central heating replacement parts and controls.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:00, Reply)

Our valve thingy is a bit sticky, can you get us a new one?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:03, Reply)

No, trade supplies only fucko.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:14, Reply)

Thanx xx.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:16, Reply)

I did a shit HND once. After a year of shit temp jobs I went back to uni and topped it up to a shit degree and was employed within days of graduating.

( Peej, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:04, Reply)

Fucking hell, qualification snap!
Do you know anyone who did that and has had any sort of career in music?

Everyone I've ever known who actually got anywhere did it through year upon year of making tea for pompous arseholes in recording studios and getting the occassional bit of on the job tuition.
( Muns, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:06, Reply)

I know someone who has a reasonably successful career in music who did a course like that
Although, I don't think he finished the course.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:08, Reply)

i don't think a monthly slot at the local Mecca and hand pressing your record counts as a career, friend

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:10, Reply)

He was actually the one who put me onto the chap who mastered our record

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:11, Reply)

He put you onto Dean? What a guy.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:19, Reply)

Totes
They were in a pop band together, did totp and everything
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:21, Reply)

Google doesn't tell me who this pop band were :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:25, Reply)

N Sync

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:26, Reply)

What did you search for?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:27, Reply)

Dean surname music

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:32, Reply)

The top result then
Or did you spell it wrong?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:34, Reply)

A Facebook page?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:34, Reply)

Are you using a different google from me?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:36, Reply)

No I spelt it wrong.....
Cor that's quite interesting, I have even heard of this music
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:37, Reply)

It's from your era, isn't it?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:44, Reply)

Bit late, but I know some of the tracks. Wow you're like famous or something.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:46, Reply)

Reflected glory, mate.
Perhaps you'll show me a bit more respect now, eh?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:48, Reply)

Yes, yes sir I will

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:49, Reply)

Shaved fannies

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:32, Reply)

In my security work, I've met hundreds of audio engineers.
Hardly any of them has ever obtained any formal qualification. Most got into it by coming in as an assistant to do the shit jobs, then developed from there.
( Muns, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:12, Reply)

Guy I know did a performing art course, he' successful through it. Drum tuition, session muso, and online stuff, also filmscores. Most musos just do it howevet, rather than college.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:15, Reply)

The only chap I am still in contact with from then has his own sound engineering company, and does live PA stuff too
Everyone on the course was a 'bedroom dj' so I would guess they all work in IT now
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:17, Reply)

haha, so fucking true.
We had four guys who didn't fall into that category.

One was a sixty year old rock musician, who always wore a denim patch jacket and a single ear hoop.

The other was a forty year old punk who had never had a job in his life, done way too many drugs over the years and didn't know how to blink.

The other was a classically trained pianist who was hugely interested in the production and recording side of things.

Finally there was a signed drum and bass artist, who was fed up of paying engineers and wanted to learn how to do it himself.
( Muns, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:29, Reply)

Ours was a real mix proper geeks who probably run their own internet radio stations and fringe of society drop outs who probably still just cane weed and skag

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:33, Reply)

That's a fair representation of everyone else.

( Muns, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 15:00, Reply)

I've never quite understood the apparent societal double standard of it being acceptable for men to go topless and women not.
I too like breasts. And fannies. And women's arses (but not mens - that would be gay and gay is for benders.)
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:17, Reply)

I went doctoring because of my choice of A levels, I had no idea what I wanted to do. GPs from my experience sat in surgery and did very little, which seemed good. Have your qualifications helped your career choice?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:31, Reply)

Yes

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:34, Reply)

Did you regret not being a proper doctor?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:35, Reply)

Have you never worked in hospitals then?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:38, Reply)

Yes couple of years, whole gp training is ten years, med school, hospital and gp module.And a year with msf, volunteering in bongobongo land.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:41, Reply)

I'm not answering any of those questions, I'm sorry

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:42, Reply)

You reckon it might be plod or summat?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:44, Reply)

Rather not take the chance m8

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:45, Reply)

Very wise
Loose lips sink ships and all that
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:45, Reply)

The hills have eyes, or whatever

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:46, Reply)

Yeah, errr, ears of corn something

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:48, Reply)

Milliner.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:45, Reply)

Bless you

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:47, Reply)

I think twoey is undercover
all this nudge nudge shit he comes out with, he is fucking clearly a bacon
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:46, Reply)

This is outrageous
I'm outraged
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:47, Reply)

Shut it pig you aint fooling me

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:53, Reply)

don't care about tits, I don't like them
Dad and I came to look at our old holiday home and then for a drink in the fancy hotel at the end of the road. In beautiful bar, jutting out over the cliffs where the Moores believed the souls of the departed flew up to heaven. Blue sky, blue sea, stunning.

Dad has fallen asleep and his snores could wake the souls that departed hundreds of years ago :(

Alt: fell into it when I ended up doing all the arrears and court work at the letting agency
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:51, Reply)

You in Cornwall then?

( Peej, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:52, Reply)

espana innit
We bought cornwall when my mum died and we didn't want to come back to the spanish place without her. It would be emotional but luckily I have a picture of some spoon dressed as a pirate to make me lol
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:55, Reply)

You still hoping to get down here this month or were you just building me up to let me come crashing down again?

( Peej, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:56, Reply)

Also, I looked fucking sexy dressed as that pirate!

( Peej, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:57, Reply)

My vagina laughed harder than my mouth
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:58, Reply)

ZING

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:58, Reply)

Your vagina is certainly much wider than your mouth.

( Peej, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 15:45, Reply)

it may be the latter
Just because we need to save money for new york :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:57, Reply)

And because you are heartless

( Peej, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:58, Reply)

fine
It's frog. He hates you and is planning to feed you a pasty and choke you to death on his giant carrot. I'm just trying to protect you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 15:00, Reply)

Bollocks, I love Cornwall and I love Phil.
I paid hundreds of pounds to go for one whole day!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 15:01, Reply)

I love you too bbz xxxx

( Peej, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 15:07, Reply)

'We'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:58, Reply)

Yesssssssss
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 15:00, Reply)

I have 'saved' I don't need to save further.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 15:08, Reply)

It'd be pretty easy to just place a pillow or cushion over his face

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:53, Reply)

I'm not your lentil kid

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:56, Reply)

Lies... ALL women are secreting into a bit of the ol' fish supper
I have seen it on many instructional videos
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:53, Reply)

Frog's been having super secret b4shes in your half flat all week.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:54, Reply)

If you get a black light you will find they arent so super secret

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:56, Reply)

lemmy will keep an eye on him

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:56, Reply)

Lemmy has locked himself in his room, and is hiding under a cushion.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 15:01, Reply)

He's generally a bit frightened of cushions

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 15:02, Reply)

I don't read tabloids, so who cares.
alt. Moved to Manc for an admin job and to get the hell out of Newcastle. word got round to companies that I was a competent worker and it grew from there really.
I do admin, solicitor liason and manage the dialler system/company data etc.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 15:04, Reply)

Delete this pls

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 15:04, Reply)

I thought you worked on a chatline?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 15:06, Reply)

Do you want to tell us your inside knowledge on the phone sex industry and how they view qualifications there?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 15:16, Reply)

Because I heard your wife worked there for two

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 15:17, Reply)

No, but my boyfriend used to.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 15:18, Reply)

Hahaha
Word got around about your admin skillz?
Funniest thing I have read on here all day.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 15:10, Reply)

"This guy can really file y'know? He doesn't just 'file', he fucking *FILES*"

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 15:11, Reply)

I am properly lolling here

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 15:13, Reply)

As am I

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 15:14, Reply)

YOU DONT KNOW ME
YOU DONT KNOW MY LIFE!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 15:15, Reply)

It's the way you tell 'em Jay

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 15:16, Reply)

I don't really explain myself very well.
I was asked to go work for a different company to keep a track of all their cases etc.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 15:17, Reply)

And after that word got round

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 15:18, Reply)

I prefer carrying stuff to the room myself
what's your outfit like?
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 15:19, Reply)

Shirt, tie, waistcoat, trousers, shoesies

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 15:21, Reply)

Im not even joking. This line of work everyone knows who works for what company.
People get poached all the time.

so get fucked, yurtsmith.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 15:13, Reply)

oh lol!
Monty Python, right?
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 15:16, Reply)

#mushroomsALIVE

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 15:28, Reply)

I think if they only showed the norks of disgusting fat gert buckets people wouldn't bother anymore.
Alt: as a young guy I always dreamed of working in insuarence. And now I are.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 15:30, Reply)

TROLL!
Answer your gaz!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 15:40, Reply)

Sorry, on thephone, doesn' display all the page top.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 15:52, Reply)