who's in your wank bank then?
You can't say 'Gary Cranley'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:45, 9 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Sylvia in Accounts.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:47, Reply)

Stunned poster

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:47, Reply)

Gonna need a bigger bank

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:51, Reply)

Nah, this one's a foot shorter.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:53, Reply)

oh ho!
Victor Meldrew - One Foot In The Bin
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:53, Reply)

I don't below-the-knee-ve it

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:54, Reply)

Heel be OK

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:56, Reply)

Give her an inch, she'll want a foot and then I won't have a leg to stand on.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:57, Reply)

You patella!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:58, Reply)

She gives me femur.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:59, Reply)

she'll want a foot and then I won't have a leg to stand on. for which I can only apologise.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:59, Reply)

Apology?
Ha! IN YOUR FACE!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:59, Reply)

bukkake lols

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:01, Reply)

The worst of all the cakes.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:16, Reply)

Bank of Karabraxos

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:53, Reply)

NO STAR WARS CHAT

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:54, Reply)

*unchains heart*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:54, Reply)

You geeks love that shit.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:55, Reply)

Bigger on the inside lols

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:58, Reply)

the vampire from the board game 'I VANT TO BITE YOUR FINGER'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:50, Reply)

I VANT A VISCOUNT

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:52, Reply)

I'm sure they used to be bigger!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:53, Reply)

My answer for 10
"Things people have said about my genitals"
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:01, Reply)

I just use internet porn nowadays, saves me having to remember things

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:52, Reply)

I like 'newsreaderfeetinheels.com'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:54, Reply)

I like to make a deposit on YMs back

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:52, Reply)

Mrs Dozer
8====== D- - -
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:53, Reply)

^LOST HIS HELMET

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:54, Reply)

yet another foam helmet foamy mouthed spazzer

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:55, Reply)

Yeah, but does mrs dozer eight equals equals equals equals equals equals dash dash dash?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:56, Reply)

There you go.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:57, Reply)

What does 8 equal?
Stupid post.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:54, Reply)

^FOUND HIS HELMET

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:57, Reply)

Why do people have a wank bank when there's a plethora of porn at your fingetips?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:08, Reply)

cockandbumfun.com

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:09, Reply)

reversedutchsteamboat.com

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:10, Reply)

Steamboat willy

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:12, Reply)

I'd say they are going back to old "money shots"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:11, Reply)

You have to remember that most of these chaps are 40 something Jay, not young chaps like us with our whole lives ahead of us (well, not you with your AIDs), they don't know about the world wide web and all that.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:12, Reply)

Au contraire, meine kleine knaben.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:15, Reply)

you have aids too?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:16, Reply)

Sex AIDS

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:17, Reply)

So, a lollipop stick and some sellotape then?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:17, Reply)

lollitape
sellopop
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:18, Reply)

Brings a new meaning to sex tape

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:23, Reply)

Alright, slow down brainiac
The world wide what now?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:18, Reply)

TURN IT UP!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:19, Reply)

I don't really know man, I'm bluffing.
I just found a new grey hair.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:20, Reply)

UH-OH!
I'm struggling to find non-grey ones
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:22, Reply)

borrow some from your missus

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:39, Reply)

Memories contain far more than pictures and sound
as does the imagination.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:17, Reply)

Wankmaster^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:17, Reply)

Yes, young padwank?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:29, Reply)

Yeah but give me some hand held HD porn everytime.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:18, Reply)

I'm still looking for a 'hands-free' option

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:21, Reply)

Bum a cat

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:23, Reply)

That's your answer to everything.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:23, Reply)

lol

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:24, Reply)

And let me assure you, mrs tangle did NOT think it was a good idea for her birthday present

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:24, Reply)

Just try it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:24, Reply)

Everyones a critic eh

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:35, Reply)

*sings*
What a Manx, what a Manx, what a Manx, what a mighty good Manx
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:38, Reply)

hahahaha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:38, Reply)

Is everybody friends again with him, then?
Excellent.

Looove caaaan build a briiiiiiidge
( Kroney, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:19, Reply)

G+

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:21, Reply)

Not as far as I know.
Did I miss a meemeaux.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:25, Reply)

Oh no stunned what's your cranley bloobloo story.
Did he... call.. you... fat ?
(Mr Udagawa, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:27, Reply)

No.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:39, Reply)

When will Cranley stop with all these lies?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:40, Reply)

just been to a meeting about insurers
the dude on the other side was trying to claim that poor little underwriters and brokers are delicate gentle flowers who must be nurtured like petals in the sun. ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. raddled alcoholic old perverts more like.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:42, Reply)

I am surprised.
I'd have fucked you in the arse and left the meeting room SMOKING A FAG!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:44, Reply)

well we did that too
but it took some negotiating to get there
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:51, Reply)

Plus a strapon

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:58, Reply)

you insisted on the insertion of a "pro boner" clause?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:59, Reply)

Dunno, the above sub thread made me think it was all love and kisses again.

( Kroney, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:28, Reply)