well that was nice.
What are you like on a night out? are you a lairy drunk, a party animal or hide in the loos and cry kinda guy?
Im always a happy drunk. Not annoyingly though, and I love a good dance.

alt. What is your choice of drunk food? Kebab obvs. sometimes I go for a curry. #ladbants

altalt. Who *is* the best one here?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:49, 58 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Used to be a pit punchy once in a while,
These days I'm a cheerful drunk.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:53, Reply)

I wouldn't call murder 'a bit punchy'

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:57, Reply)

I was sober when I did the murder.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:04, Reply)

Nights out vary
I am generally a happy drunk with a terrible dancing style. I can be a philosophical drunk if the company's right.
Alt: kebabs/curry - I always regret it the next morning - ALWAYS!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:55, Reply)

I can think of nothing worse than having you drunk and philisophical.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:59, Reply)

For once I agree with you

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:03, Reply)

He's generally more of a hoot when he's molesting girls when 'forced' to demonstrate his 'Chiropractic' skillz on them.

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:06, Reply)

I tend to get steaming then ring my ex wife up threatening both her and her family and all her friends and her house.

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:58, Reply)

How does one threaten a house?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:58, Reply)

Well usually I throw stones at the windows whilst shouting incomprehensible stuff in the street and dressed in a debenhams 'Maine' polo top and tasseled slip ons.

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:00, Reply)

you tell it that your gonna punch its lights out, of course.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:09, Reply)

I'm a terrible drunk.
I remain in complete control of myself, I just wee more frequently, get sleepy and talk more bollocks than usual.

Drunk food has to be whatever is appealing at the time, usually from somewhere you would never eat when sober.
( Muns, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:58, Reply)

Gonzes flat then?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 18:16, Reply)

Im quite good at sending myself home when Ive had too much. like my brain has an automatic button.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:59, Reply)

Im actually looking at a london night out on friday now with all this talk.
cheap staying round victoria
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:10, Reply)

:(
Can't anyway. need to be back in manc early on sunday and am I fuck paying 70 quid for a train ticket.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:24, Reply)

Probably cheaper to travel on a Saturday.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:33, Reply)

I need to be back Sunday for a friend visiting and like fuck am I getting up early for that!
Im just feeling a bit restless this weekend for some reason.
Apart from the obvious palpable loneliness, of course.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:40, Reply)

Why not invite McBeef to visit you?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:41, Reply)

in my manchester bedsit?
He'd love it.
I dont know any cool bars though
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:48, Reply)

He won't mind.
Just as long as you get him a clean pillow to dine on.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:50, Reply)

Im a great host.
Symbiotes would love me.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:50, Reply)

he hasn't posted for a while.
I hope he's not... upset.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:51, Reply)

WHY ARE NONE OF YOU ALLEVIATING MY BOREDOM?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:29, Reply)

Because we are waiting for you to make McBeef cry.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:31, Reply)

I can't reach from here.
Maybe we can touch tips.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:33, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:36, Reply)

lairy.
Pizza.

Me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:32, Reply)

altalt: None of us.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:38, Reply)

at home having a beerski
I am awesome company when pissed.

I have a right laugh.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:59, Reply)

Nobody else does though.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:59, Reply)

tru dat
I don't care though.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 18:01, Reply)

I'm exactly the same when I'm drunk as sober, a consistently stupid fucking wanker.
Alt: eating is cheating
Altalt: Stunned or me
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 18:02, Reply)

it's you isn't it?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 18:03, Reply)

Only when you aren't here big guy

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 18:06, Reply)

Get fucked, pricks.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 18:05, Reply)

edgy

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 18:05, Reply)

good evening

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 18:10, Reply)

good evening

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 18:22, Reply)

misanthropissed.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 18:06, Reply)