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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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OK, now we've all got over Orange-gate
Tell me of your teenage woes. Did Geri leaving the Spice Girls break your heart? When Kylie and Jason got married, did you poke screwdrivers into your ears to avoid listening to Angry Anderson?

Alt:
Joyous Thursdays - I always used to go clubbing on a Thursday. Student rock/indie nights, cheeky birds, cheap beer, 3 hours sleep then work.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:03, 214 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
dAMN YOU SPORTS COW
DAMN YOU TO HELLK
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:05, Reply)
For what?

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:13, Reply)
yOU HAVE ANGERED THE JASON ORNAGE BY PREVENTING HIS MEMORIAL THREAD FROM REACHIONG 200



YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL




*distant thunder*





HE COMES!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:14, Reply)
I want him back for good

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:15, Reply)
he never forgets

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:20, Reply)
Are you sure?

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:20, Reply)
if not, all i'd have to do each night would be pray

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:21, Reply)
Babe
this needs to stop
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:22, Reply)
i guess we don't want to be up all night

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:22, Reply)
Life really is a rollercoaster

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:23, Reply)
lol

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:23, Reply)
do what u like
but don't bring ronan poison dwarf keating into it
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:23, Reply)
Have a little Patience

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:23, Reply)
everything changes but you

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:24, Reply)
We're 248 miles apart but you know I love you

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:26, Reply)
see below and SHUT THE FUCK UP

A Million Love Songs
Affirmation
Ain't No Sense in Love
Aliens
All I Want Is You
All That Matters To Me
Angels
Another Crack In My Heart
Babe
Back For Good
Beatles Medley
"Beatles" Medley: I Wanna Hold Your Hand / A Hard Days Night / She Loves You / I Feel Fine / Get Back / Hey Jude
Beatles Tribute (live)
Beautiful
Beautiful World
Broken Your Heart
Come Undone
Could It Be Magic
Do What U Like
Do What You Like
Don't Say Goodbye
Don't Take Your Love
Eight Letters
Every Guy
Everything Changes
Everything Changes But You
Feel
Give Good Feeling
Give Good Feeling To Me
Greatest Day
Hanging Onto Your Love
Happy Now
Hate It
Hello
Hold on
Hold Up A Light
Hold Up A Light / She Said
Holding Back the Tears
How Can It Be
How Deep Is Your Love
How Did It Come To This
I Can Make It
I'd Wait for Life
I Found Heaven
I'm Out
If This Is Love
Interview
It Only Takes a Minute
Julie
Kidz
Lady Tonight
Let Me Entertain You
Like I Never Loved You at All
Love Ain't Here Anymore
Love Love
Man
Mancunian Way
Meaning Of Love
Million Love Songs
Motown Medley
Never Forget
No Regrets / Relight My Fire
No Si Aquí No Hay Amor
Nobody Else
Once You've Tasted Love
Patience
Pray
Pretty Things
Promise
Promises
Radio 3 Documentary
Reach out
Relight My Fire
Relight My Fire
Rock DJ
Rock 'N' Roll Medley
Rocket Skip
Rule The World
Said It All
Satisfied
Shine
SOS
Still Can't Get Over You
Sunday To Saturday
Sure
Take That & Party
Take That Medley (Live Version)
The Circus
The Day After Tomorrow
The Day The Work Is Done
The Flood
The Garden
The Party Remix
Today I've Lost You
Trouble With Me
Underground Machine
Up All Night
Wait
Waiting Around
Wasting My Time
What Do You Want From Me?
What Is Love
What You Believe in
Whatever You Do To Me
When They Were Young (medley)
When We Were Young
When We Were Young
Why Can't I Wake up with You
Wonderful World
Wooden Boat
Wooden Boat / Butterfly
You
You Are the One
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:29, Reply)
hahaha stroppy apey

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:30, Reply)
^Still upset about Robbie

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:31, Reply)
Oh, Apey, You Are A One

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:45, Reply)
well come on
and let me entertain you

oh wait...
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:30, Reply)
I hope someone re-lights a fire under him

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:21, Reply)
it's okay i have sorted it

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:18, Reply)
Good lad

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:19, Reply)
and it only took a minute, girl

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:20, Reply)
Its never happened before, honest

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:21, Reply)
it could be magic

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:21, Reply)
It would be the greatest day

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:24, Reply)
BACK IN YOUR BOX JASON ORANGE

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:21, Reply)
I'd still give Geri one.

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:08, Reply)
I probably would too
as long as she NEVER spoke
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:13, Reply)
I never really had teenage woes
The only really down moment I recall from that time was Kurt munching on the shotgun, being a grunge/ greebo at the time I was gutted. I also had tickets to see them in Manchester a week after he killed himself which I got a refund on and then found out that within months they were being sold as memorabilia for a small fortune.

Alt: Yep same as Thursday was always a great night out
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:11, Reply)
estate agent^

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:13, Reply)

jelly.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2376423
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:18, Reply)
I used to go to a metal/rock nightclub regularly as a teenager
It was called club85, but my dad would always refer to it as studio 54
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:12, Reply)
Parents be trippin

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:13, Reply)
Mine was Bentleys which became Pzazz

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:14, Reply)
God, no one understands me, I'm going to paint my bedroom walls black and listen to the Velvet Underground
Alt: Indie night at 'Silvers', then up for school in the morning. Great times.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:14, Reply)
How wispy was your wispy peado beard back then?

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:15, Reply)
It was like a football beard
11 a side
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:16, Reply)
It was properly wispy then, but less paedo-y because I was only 15
*invokes freefair defence*
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:17, Reply)
fewer

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:17, Reply)
Teenage woes? Well my father was an abusive alcoholic who beat me regularly, but that not really in the same league as Jason leaving take that so I'll shut up
Alt. My local shithole used to do £1 drink nights on thursdays. Everything was a £1 not just some shit lager. Rum and coke £1. Shot of single malt £1 etc. They'd put a band on too. I used to go out every Thursday and every Friday work was a write off. Until the filth put a stop to our fun by telling them they couldn't sell drinks for a quid any more and they upped the price to £1.50!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:17, Reply)
The other local club did a cheap night on a Tuesday
£2 in and 60p a drink. Fucking hell
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:18, Reply)
yeah but it was in 1979 right?

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:25, Reply)
About 1995/1996
Also:
NO SMASHING PUMPKINS CHAT
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:27, Reply)
*Dreams of conjoined twins*

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:37, Reply)
"Faces" Nightclub did similar in the mid-late 80s
£2.50 on the door and All Drinks 65p each BUT if you wanted a mixer in your spirit that was 65p too, the sneaky bastards.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:48, Reply)
on the plus side at least he killed himself

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:18, Reply)
Every Cloud eh..

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:23, Reply)
Pretty much yes

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:25, Reply)
This is not a Joyous Thursday
I have given up the fags. I may need to apply a second nicotine patch as I have already stabbed 3 people this morning.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:25, Reply)
Try shoving them up your cock end

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:27, Reply)
and shit out a pipe

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:27, Reply)
yay!!!
think about how much money you'll save, how much better you will smell, how much less yellow everything will be, how much how much harder your nob will be able to get, how much cancer you won't get...
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:28, Reply)
you think he'll smell...better?

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:31, Reply)
i could say, he couldn't smell worse
but actually, lighty doesn't honk. there's much sweatier amongst the internet.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:32, Reply)
he looks like he'd smell of stale urine

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:35, Reply)
You think that about everybody though
I think you might need to look closer to home for the source
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:44, Reply)
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE GET OUT

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:47, Reply)
only after about 11pm

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:44, Reply)
NON SMOKERS GET CANCER TOO

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:51, Reply)
+shit

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:29, Reply)
I tried to quit...once
I spent twenty pounds in Greggs and ended up screaming 'I'll fucking murder you shitcunt' at the fridge because we were out of orange juice.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:30, Reply)
hahahahahaha!
I love this
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:31, Reply)
I decied that flipping between ravenous hunger and unstoppable wrath wasn't worth it

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:34, Reply)
or being a woman, once a month

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:31, Reply)
Are you using a support service
or just trying to do it yourself like a 'lad'?
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:35, Reply)
quitting smoking is easy
I did it loads of times
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:38, Reply)
I havent had a fag in an hour

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:54, Reply)
Just me like
and the patches. Done it before back in 2008.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:53, Reply)
I think you are meant to called them homosexuals or gays
Fag has negative overtones
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:38, Reply)
I've had to spend four hundred fucking pounds on PC upgrades.
Considering my old machine was bought in March 2009, I'm being possibly unreasonably cross about it.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:27, Reply)
Last year I replaced our home PC
The previous one was bought in 2004
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:28, Reply)
i replace them when they get full

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:31, Reply)
Just like your women?

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:33, Reply)
mines from 2005
still going strong
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:56, Reply)
Geri was an attention seeking, fame hungry whore and her desperation reeked.
Saying that, she made some of the most iconic sights in recent pop music and it was never the same when she left.
She was much better when she looked like a drag queen than anorexic.

Im upset now. I may be some time.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:28, Reply)
i thought she looked amazing in that stupid raining men video

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:29, Reply)
She looked better as Spice Crack Whore

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:30, Reply)
Old Spice

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:34, Reply)

stupid raining men video Turkish game show
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:31, Reply)
No, too skinny.
That blatantly wasn't her dancing at the beginning either.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:34, Reply)
I didn't really have many proper teenage woes.
There was a fleeting moment when I realised my sexuality and kept it hidden until my mates came out on 6th Form, then all bets were off.
Queer as Folk was on the telly too so it was cool.


alt. Club I used to go to did Bladder Burst on a wednesday. 5 quid in and drinks free all night. There was always an ambulance and riot van on standby.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:33, Reply)
Morning Jay
Now you are here Oranges are not the only fruit
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:34, Reply)
very good!
No more fruits though or we'll be in a bit of a jam.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:39, Reply)
*marmalades cock in*

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:41, Reply)
My teenage woes generally tended to be based around
'why does no-one want to go out with a chubby, spotty, four-eyed, untrendy swot?'
How times have changed, eh?

Alt: Thursdays are universal student nights. I missed the memo as to why.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:37, Reply)
Alt
Nearly Friday innit
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:39, Reply)
Becasue on friday and saturdays normal people go out

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:39, Reply)
Because they'd otherwise be closed or open and empty.
Students can be persuaded out any night of the week for 50p a pint
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:39, Reply)
Back in the nineties
the student union was always 'pound a pint'. I think it was the law, or something.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:43, Reply)
There was outrage when our SB put the price up to £1.20
as it meant loads of shitty change,
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:44, Reply)
You should have just put out more

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:43, Reply)
I probably would have done, had anyone been interested in asking.

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:44, Reply)
I'd have ploughed you, b3th

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:53, Reply)
Your gonna need a bigger boat
boat tractor
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:54, Reply)
motor+

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:55, Reply)
Did you *see* that picture of me in the sixth form?

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:55, Reply)
I wasnt sure which one was you!

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:55, Reply)
The ugly one.

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:56, Reply)
There was only one person in that photo
It was like the end scene from Akira
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:57, Reply)
Link pls

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:56, Reply)
Yeah, let me get right on that.

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:57, Reply)
No, post now pls, thx

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:59, Reply)
might have been harrowing

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:55, Reply)
I like what've you've done to your Mercedes swipey, it'll look great down "The Edge" now
tiny.cc/95nqmx
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:46, Reply)
I suppose you can't expect a Russian to be classy.
They're the final evolution of nouveaux riche
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:57, Reply)
says the man from Surrey

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:02, Reply)
Says the man from Slough.

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:03, Reply)
I was in Buckinghamshire
Slough is in Berkshire

This is important
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:04, Reply)
You were in Iver, which is in Slough.

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:06, Reply)
different county innit

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:07, Reply)
Different county, same damned town.
Accept it, move on.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:07, Reply)
P4R4 L3G4L

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:02, Reply)
5PUNK 3U224RD

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:02, Reply)
hahahahahahahahahahahaha

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:04, Reply)
noveau money is still better than no money

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:04, Reply)
alright
I did alright with fanny when I was a teenager.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:49, Reply)
weird name for a hamster

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:49, Reply)
yer didn't have a hamster until well into me twenties yeah

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:50, Reply)
why on earth would you think this was a good thing to admit to?

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:02, Reply)
Oh my God.

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:03, Reply)
So did I strangely enough.
I always knew it wasn't for me though!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:50, Reply)
SUJ

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:50, Reply)
stop your incessant flirting!

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:58, Reply)
+ craddock wank fantasies

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:52, Reply)
+baws

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:53, Reply)
textbook

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:53, Reply)
I remember girls at school being upset about s club.
Being one of those kids who thought he was too cool for new music I never really got upset about bands as all my idols were well over the hill. I actually wore a velvet jacket. I was a shit 13 yr old. Thank god I found drugs and black metal at 15 or who knows where I'd be now.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:58, Reply)
yeah your ICP make up phase was definitely a step up the social scale from a velvet jacket

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:01, Reply)
All part of a process.

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:03, Reply)
Morcheeba?
memeber them?
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:05, Reply)
Ha, yes I do.

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:07, Reply)
I've got that album. Went through a "period" when I was at uni.

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:09, Reply)
You were irritable, unreasonable and stuff your face with chocolate everyday/

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:11, Reply)
Apparently I'm still having a period to this day.

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:12, Reply)
It freaks out your Fruit&Nut still?

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:20, Reply)
Featuring the Godfrey brothers from FOLKESTONE??? The guys who did a song about a popular seaside bar and teenage haunt of MEATSNAKE poster?
Yeah I remember alright. Crazy days!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:13, Reply)
I mainly shopped at "Cult Clothing" on Gloucester Green in my teens
nice faux skate/surf uniform
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:07, Reply)
I always went up the alley to the sale shop and got a deal on the unsold stuff.
Being fat meant my size was almost always available
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:07, Reply)
that didn't exist in the old days and was full or weird stuff only ICP rejects would wear ;)

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:09, Reply)
I'm gutted that Martha went out of Bake Off.
But that's more of a middle-aged woe, really.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:01, Reply)
oh good thanks for ruining my GBBO catch up session this evening
YOU SON OF A WHORE
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:02, Reply)
Haha prick.
Don't worry, it'd have been spoiled five minutes in, anyway.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:04, Reply)
^this.
For a teenager, she was quite sensible.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:03, Reply)
She'll make a superlative farmer's wife, one day.
Plain as fuck and good in the kitchen.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:04, Reply)
Filthy in the bedroom
Or the deals off
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:08, Reply)
and presumably
Rich in the kitchen and Catflap in the lounge?
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:19, Reply)

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