This is not a Joyous Thursday
I have given up the fags. I may need to apply a second nicotine patch as I have already stabbed 3 people this morning.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:25, 6 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Try shoving them up your cock end

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:27, Reply)

and shit out a pipe

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:27, Reply)

yay!!!
think about how much money you'll save, how much better you will smell, how much less yellow everything will be, how much how much harder your nob will be able to get, how much cancer you won't get...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:28, Reply)

you think he'll smell...better?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:31, Reply)

i could say, he couldn't smell worse
but actually, lighty doesn't honk. there's much sweatier amongst the internet.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:32, Reply)

he looks like he'd smell of stale urine

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:35, Reply)

You think that about everybody though
I think you might need to look closer to home for the source
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:44, Reply)

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE GET OUT

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:47, Reply)

only after about 11pm

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:44, Reply)

NON SMOKERS GET CANCER TOO

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:51, Reply)

+shit

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:29, Reply)

I tried to quit...once
I spent twenty pounds in Greggs and ended up screaming 'I'll fucking murder you shitcunt' at the fridge because we were out of orange juice.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:30, Reply)

hahahahahaha!
I love this
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:31, Reply)

I decied that flipping between ravenous hunger and unstoppable wrath wasn't worth it

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:34, Reply)

or being a woman, once a month

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:31, Reply)

Are you using a support service
or just trying to do it yourself like a 'lad'?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:35, Reply)

quitting smoking is easy
I did it loads of times
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:38, Reply)

I havent had a fag in an hour

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:54, Reply)

Just me like
and the patches. Done it before back in 2008.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:53, Reply)

I think you are meant to called them homosexuals or gays
Fag has negative overtones
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:38, Reply)