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Great quints get earlier, mate
5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2377777
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5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2377777
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What do ISIS and Little Miss Muffet have in common?
They both have curds in their whey.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:03, Reply)
They both have curds in their whey.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:03, Reply)
There are four lined up and ready to go
The tension is unbearable, oh there they go! Nice and slow with a designated photographer in the middle of the road, clinical Beatling there Jeff.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:05, Reply)
The tension is unbearable, oh there they go! Nice and slow with a designated photographer in the middle of the road, clinical Beatling there Jeff.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:05, Reply)
That's my hope as well
but at the moment it's like watching cricket waiting for something interesting to happen
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:11, Reply)
but at the moment it's like watching cricket waiting for something interesting to happen
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:11, Reply)
I ent the one who had a stroke, that was some guy who used to post here m8
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:29, Reply)
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Unlike yesterday, when it was all kicking off down the Mare
www.bristolpost.co.uk/Armed-officers-respond-reports-rifle-shots-Weston/story-22980182-detail/story.html
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www.bristolpost.co.uk/Armed-officers-respond-reports-rifle-shots-Weston/story-22980182-detail/story.html
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:10, Reply)
My rich, luxurious paedo beard has been cruelly portrayed as a wispy one by internet bullies
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I'm calling 'mine'
Although our Gayham associated it with Tangles (WPD)
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:23, Reply)
Although our Gayham associated it with Tangles (WPD)
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:23, Reply)
Oh yeah, my bad, it's where he said 'Tangles innit' that I thought of you
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Hey look, at least you get invited out for the occasional drink.
Some of us have to make do with calling their mum.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:15, Reply)
Some of us have to make do with calling their mum.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:15, Reply)
Work thing innit, I feel obliged. Plus it's only drinking some beer etc, I just like moaning.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:24, Reply)
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:24, Reply)
Just make sure you retain a scowl on your face all evening and if anyone asks what's wrong, just shrug and say 'nothing'
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:26, Reply)
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:26, Reply)
Next time you see me I'll be wearing my new wacky accessory - a german alpine hat!!!
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:29, Reply)
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Oh man, I hope there won't be wacky shenanigans. I'm not a fan of wacky shenanigans.
Even knowing that wacky shenanigans might be occurring tonight on the other side of the country is getting my back up.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:33, Reply)
Even knowing that wacky shenanigans might be occurring tonight on the other side of the country is getting my back up.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:33, Reply)
perhaps if you hadn't had a hissy fit with swipe you'd still be invited
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:23, Reply)
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:23, Reply)
Hey look, at least you get invited out for the occasional drink.
Some of us have to make do with calling Kroney's mum.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:17, Reply)
Some of us have to make do with calling Kroney's mum.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:17, Reply)
I'm counting the minutes until I can go home and assemble my new computer.
Fucking tradge, mate.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:18, Reply)
Fucking tradge, mate.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:18, Reply)
Dragging innit.
Might have a meander round town and a quick tipple after work. Sun's out, guns out.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:15, Reply)
Might have a meander round town and a quick tipple after work. Sun's out, guns out.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:15, Reply)
Its rather splendid here
I'm sat in the garden with my laptop. Just harvested a load of tomatoes. Not quite sure what to do with this lot. Probably soup
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:27, Reply)
I'm sat in the garden with my laptop. Just harvested a load of tomatoes. Not quite sure what to do with this lot. Probably soup
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:27, Reply)
Laptop, harvested tomaotes...
Are you sure you aren't playing one of those farming-style games from King.com
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:29, Reply)
Are you sure you aren't playing one of those farming-style games from King.com
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:29, Reply)
slow roasted to "blush" then store in olive oil
Or tomato, thyme and pancetta tart
YOUR WELCOME
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:48, Reply)
Or tomato, thyme and pancetta tart
YOUR WELCOME
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:48, Reply)
^this.
don't waste 'em making soup. don't forget to salt them. cook on 50 degrees.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:58, Reply)
don't waste 'em making soup. don't forget to salt them. cook on 50 degrees.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:58, Reply)
Nope.
Some fat gays wear vests in summer
GET OVER IT.
Im starting a new campaign
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:41, Reply)
Some fat gays wear vests in summer
GET OVER IT.
Im starting a new campaign
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:41, Reply)
Soz m8, I didn't mean 'vest', I meant 'singlet' because you got dumped :(
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Didn't he claim to have tried a bit of fanny in his youth?
But then decided that he much preferred sliding his flaccid worm between the hairy, sweaty arse-cheeks of a balding, disabled man?
Seems like a no-brainer to me, right enough.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:41, Reply)
But then decided that he much preferred sliding his flaccid worm between the hairy, sweaty arse-cheeks of a balding, disabled man?
Seems like a no-brainer to me, right enough.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:41, Reply)
Why is that Swipey? You should be familiar with a middle-aged man's rear end.
After all, one frequently shat your bed.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:51, Reply)
After all, one frequently shat your bed.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:51, Reply)
Might go to this later
www.bnhc.org.uk/festival-of-nature/bristol-bright-night/bristol-bright-night-2/
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www.bnhc.org.uk/festival-of-nature/bristol-bright-night/bristol-bright-night-2/
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:17, Reply)
"Bristolians staggered by new anti-darkness technology"
"It were roight beezer, it were, Oi could guzzle me scrumpoi withaht chucking down moi front!" - Dalziel, 44, tramp.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:23, Reply)
"It were roight beezer, it were, Oi could guzzle me scrumpoi withaht chucking down moi front!" - Dalziel, 44, tramp.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:23, Reply)
This talk looks interesting. It includes free beer!
•A Scientist Walks into a Bar
Ever wondered why alcohol seems to affect people differently, whether the shape of our glass influences our drinking speed, or whether there’s any truth in the ‘beer-goggles effect’? To find out the answers to these questions and more, join the University of Bristol’s Tobacco and Alcohol Research Group (TARG) and Dr Olivia Maynard, School of Experimental Psychology at the Watershed, in the name of a (responsible) pint and science!
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:27, Reply)
•A Scientist Walks into a Bar
Ever wondered why alcohol seems to affect people differently, whether the shape of our glass influences our drinking speed, or whether there’s any truth in the ‘beer-goggles effect’? To find out the answers to these questions and more, join the University of Bristol’s Tobacco and Alcohol Research Group (TARG) and Dr Olivia Maynard, School of Experimental Psychology at the Watershed, in the name of a (responsible) pint and science!
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:27, Reply)
Promoting responsible drinking in the West Country.
Good luck, love.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:28, Reply)
Good luck, love.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:28, Reply)
With the amount I've smoked and drunk over the year,
I'm expecting a free pint and a PhD on arrival.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:28, Reply)
I'm expecting a free pint and a PhD on arrival.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:28, Reply)
"School of Experimental Psychology" sounds a bit Moreauvian for my liking.
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I just don't get it.
Sir Jimmy fucks a load of kids and he gets demonised.
The gays start a love in with minors, and they get a Bill Nighy film.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:33, Reply)
Sir Jimmy fucks a load of kids and he gets demonised.
The gays start a love in with minors, and they get a Bill Nighy film.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:33, Reply)
Dear Work
I'm now so bored I went to get a can of Coke and a Double Decker fromt he vending machine, your place of business is directly responsible for my poor diet. Kindly give me more money.
Regards,
Fat Goutist, Third Floor.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:52, Reply)
I'm now so bored I went to get a can of Coke and a Double Decker fromt he vending machine, your place of business is directly responsible for my poor diet. Kindly give me more money.
Regards,
Fat Goutist, Third Floor.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:52, Reply)
Don't be silly, if people followed that logic, nobody would make fun of Dozer*
*Because nobody's had him. Because he's a virgin.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:56, Reply)
*Because nobody's had him. Because he's a virgin.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:56, Reply)
I'd have to make that same joke over a period of several months for that comparison to qualify, old chum.
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Relatively speaking it makes you younger.
Younger is relative, young isn't and mid-thirties isn't young.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:15, Reply)
Younger is relative, young isn't and mid-thirties isn't young.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:15, Reply)
Thirties isn't young full stop.
Stop combing your hair over your bald spot and deal with it.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:21, Reply)
Stop combing your hair over your bald spot and deal with it.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:21, Reply)
Remember when we all decided you had gout?
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1928096#post1928216
Those were the days.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:59, Reply)
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1928096#post1928216
Those were the days.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:59, Reply)
That looks like quite a lot of people mocking gout.
If only you'd all realised it was illegal :(
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:59, Reply)
If only you'd all realised it was illegal :(
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:59, Reply)
you cried a little bit didn't you and the salty tears fell on your swollen joints and stung like bitter barbs of spite
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:13, Reply)
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I'm just amazed Monty never made a
You know you make me wanna Gout! Post in it.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:00, Reply)
You know you make me wanna Gout! Post in it.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:00, Reply)
And you never had gout.
It was all about Gout Master Flash*
*Feel free to change 'Flash' to something either French, or more Kroney sounding.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:02, Reply)
It was all about Gout Master Flash*
*Feel free to change 'Flash' to something either French, or more Kroney sounding.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:02, Reply)
You were probably on your sofa
With a packet of frozen peas strapped to your foot.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:06, Reply)
With a packet of frozen peas strapped to your foot.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:06, Reply)
I am off to Lille shortly.
I will be doing my best to get gout this weekend.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:19, Reply)
I will be doing my best to get gout this weekend.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:19, Reply)
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