Looks that way, he's a little bit strange that chap.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 12:59, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

he's a carpe cyprinidae sockpuppet

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:00, Reply)

I don't know what I do that he finds so terrible offensive. It's rather odd.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:00, Reply)

You're a cunt.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:01, Reply)

I'm not *really* though, am I?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:02, Reply)

Nah you're alright really
I don't think he likes your bird though
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:06, Reply)

i think he probably found out that i've got irish and french heritage from a few generations ago, plus possibly a rogue jewish great great grandfather, depending on which family rumours one listens to
and it upset him
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:07, Reply)

It's simple enough either not to read the posts from people you don't like or not to reply, rather than ignore them but continue to post 'satirical' replies showing how not upset you are.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:08, Reply)

he's it's enough either not to read the posts from people you don't like or not to reply, rather than ignore them but continue to post 'satirical' replies showing how not upset you are.


( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:14, Reply)

you have squinty paedo eyes

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:07, Reply)

whilst normally i am quite happy for you to mock him
in this case, you are incorrect.

he has massive cow-like eyes with very long girly eyelashes.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:07, Reply)

like me

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:09, Reply)

everyone likes you m8

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:10, Reply)

\o/

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:11, Reply)

ON OPPOSITE DAY!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:13, Reply)

SICK BURN

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:17, Reply)

bloo blooo blooooo bloooooooo

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:27, Reply)

oh right, big beady starey paedo eyes, got it

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:14, Reply)

you're missing a trick here, calling him a paedo
you could insult both of us in one go, if you thought about it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:15, Reply)

EVEN WITH MY MASSIVE EYES I STILL CAN'T FIT YOU INTO MY FRAME OF VISION BECAUSE YOU'RE A FAT GINGER CUNT HAHAHAHAHAHAH

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:16, Reply)

no
that was not it. bad meatsnake.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:17, Reply)

So are you guys doing anything special for your anniversary?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:17, Reply)

yeah
i'll be working late and he'll be "celebrating" with lemmy, if you know what i mean, and i think you do...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:23, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHA YOU ARE UPSET PUTTING YOU ON IGNORE TWO POINT ZERO NOW HAHAHAHA

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:18, Reply)

nothing says NOT UPSET ONLINE like USING IGNORE 2.0

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:23, Reply)

What's wrong with being upset?
It's pretty upsetting how fucking boring everyone is on b3ta.
(Mr Udagawa, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:27, Reply)

^ultimate upsetting^

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:28, Reply)

but it's easy for you
if you want maximum upset, you only need a mirror.

it's harder for the rest of us beautiful-looking people.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:46, Reply)

^UPSET LEVEL: JAYSUMS

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:30, Reply)

Can you have both big and beady eyes?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:15, Reply)

so we went to the hamster shop on saturday
she picked one that's sort of palomino coloured, cream/gold/gingery
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:16, Reply)

sounds standard
I want a black hamster. I'd call him 'Professor Squeak'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:26, Reply)

they had black ones
and dusty grey ones, and ginger and white ones.

i will admit its little face was quite cute. but why do they need such gigantic bollocks to drag around behind them?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:48, Reply)

I'd love a camouflage one

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:59, Reply)

You have one big eyebrow that meets your receeding hairline just above the ear on both sides.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:10, Reply)

yes, and?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:14, Reply)

It's sexy

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:14, Reply)

it sure is!
Chicks dig it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:26, Reply)