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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Hmm.. what to say here.Well, i'm not brittish. i'm a stone white american redneckish woman whos 25 and is married to a 36 year old german man. I have 2 daughters, who are 5 and 4. I love Brittish cuss words such as " bint" "minge" and so forth. i have been getting the b3ta newsletter for a year or so, and an a big fan of the mighty ginger feuer rob manuel and joel veitch.
and fuck do i wish i were brittish. you all seem to have more fun...
Heh heh... Clunge.
Hugh Laurie is the SEX.
I am such a she-chav.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 21:20,
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latest was 10 years ago)
alright fuck off dozers (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 21:59,
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I'm guessing it's off someone's profileperhaps McBeef Crush Ms Shenanigans?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 21:59,
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nother one from lil ol meMy husband of 5 years, Edward, used to work at a Jack n the box when we first started living together. He was a grill cook/stock loader and assistant manager. ( rather versitile man, *wink*) but anywho. he worked ther for a long while, and went up through the ranks. One day as he was in the fridge stocking fries and patties, his boss came up behind him while he was opening a box with a rather sharp boxcutter and said " ed, i need you to.." before letting out a gaspish sort of sound. Ed had been startled,( which isnt easy for my poor 6'4, 240lb hubby to do) and had slashed his inner arm near the elbow on his right arm accidentally. lest to say, 40 stitches inside, 45 outside later, he still has the scar, long as your index finger. he doesnt work fast food anymore, but still, its a rather nasty tale.( and i love my eddie. poor blighter. i shall have to boink him for memories sake later
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 22:05,
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Lighty just gazzed me to ask me out (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 22:10,
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I love Brittish cuss words(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 22:13,
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That used to be Chompys thing(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 22:14,
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He never asked me out :((
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 22:17,
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Well "The Chompster" sunk low, but not even that low, just saying(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 22:19,
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Nope, I realised that posting Gazzes was a breach of trust(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 22:19,
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I still have the gazzes from the "Night of the Dozers"both yours and Wilfs are quite
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 22:24,
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he did have his moments(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 22:33,
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...moments of nobbery, punctuated by instances of hapless nincompoopitude(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 22:35, Reply)
I think he's just figuring outthe total number of indecent pictures of children he has on all his different devices.
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it's only naturalas confirmed paedo neil finn once said
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 23:27,
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everyone's a paedo really if you think about it.Well, people who live in Godalming anyway.
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No mate, not everyone is a paedoThat's just a 'fact' you invented to stop you from killing yourself because of the shame.
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'killing yourself because of the shame'I can just see you now, hunched over your laptop in the cold grey light of your study, the only illumination in that dank and muddied room the bleak and wilting light of your laptop, Tor browser running as you feel the last few drops of despairing semen drip from your flaccid penis as the masked man on the laptop screen removes his engorged cock from the twitching anus of the seven year old boy.
The boy gasps and sobs as the solitary camera pans up to reveal the gaunt and pallid features of popular b3ta sockpuppet 'baggenfock', CEOPS closing in as he considers the quickest way to suicide when they eventually come knocking.
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I dunno pal, you film yourself buggering children and upload it to Tor.'Making indecent images of children' is what the judge will call it when he sentences you.
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Not really, friend.I suspect that you may not be quite as clever as you like to think.
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'a late entrance' doesn't always equate to necrononceophilia, you fucking deviant weirdo(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 23:57, Reply)
Please don't keep signing out to reply to me after placing me on ignore you weirdo, keep you kiddie knicker sniffing to yourself you pathetic übernonce.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 0:02,
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