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Aside from Thursday's sock update later, what will be the highlight of your day?
Alt: alright
( , Thu 2 Oct 2014, 8:17, 181 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Alt: alright
( , Thu 2 Oct 2014, 8:17, 181 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
You might win todays round of the sock competition, mine are quite horrible.
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mine are Davidson tartan
I have this autistic thing where if I don't wear a Scottish themed item of clothing every day, I get anxiety attacks.
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I have this autistic thing where if I don't wear a Scottish themed item of clothing every day, I get anxiety attacks.
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You need to start entering the competition, you might be in with a shout with those badmen
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nah I couldn't take part in a sock competition
Foot fetish innit. I'd end up wanking myself into a Cranley lather.
That sort of event is frowned on in restricted advice firms.
( , Thu 2 Oct 2014, 8:27, Reply)
Foot fetish innit. I'd end up wanking myself into a Cranley lather.
That sort of event is frowned on in restricted advice firms.
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Ah just as well as your socks sound rubbish and I was trolling you.
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just as well my socks are plain black and I don't really have a thing for feet.
Except for Sian Williams' feet, I'm only human.
TROLLED AGAIN!!!!!
( , Thu 2 Oct 2014, 8:33, Reply)
Except for Sian Williams' feet, I'm only human.
TROLLED AGAIN!!!!!
( , Thu 2 Oct 2014, 8:33, Reply)
I knew you were lying though, and trolled you into admitting it.
DOUBLE BLUFF TROLLED!!!
( , Thu 2 Oct 2014, 8:35, Reply)
DOUBLE BLUFF TROLLED!!!
( , Thu 2 Oct 2014, 8:35, Reply)
I trolled you into suspecting I was lying, then set a troll trap which you fell into.
Feet first!
( , Thu 2 Oct 2014, 8:36, Reply)
Feet first!
( , Thu 2 Oct 2014, 8:36, Reply)
The sooner the universe at large and b3ta qotw in particular
realises that this sort of exchange means you've both lost, the better things will be.
( , Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:25, Reply)
realises that this sort of exchange means you've both lost, the better things will be.
( , Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:25, Reply)
I've just been phoned by the local rag to do an interview about the lack of gps and possible surgery .closures. Dunno how they got my details. If I do it, it'll be the secondary highlight of the day.
The main highlight will be giving the virtues a grape each. They played grape football yesterday, it amused us :)
( , Thu 2 Oct 2014, 8:23, Reply)
The main highlight will be giving the virtues a grape each. They played grape football yesterday, it amused us :)
( , Thu 2 Oct 2014, 8:23, Reply)
what kind of tosser doesn't check what they've typed before posting it?
A bent tosser.
( , Thu 2 Oct 2014, 8:34, Reply)
A bent tosser.
( , Thu 2 Oct 2014, 8:34, Reply)
What kind of fat-fingered prick assumes it's the phone's fault when he hits the wrong letter?
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Going to see two of Monty's favourite bands tonight
I just hope his brother doesn't give me drugsaids
( , Thu 2 Oct 2014, 8:47, Reply)
I just hope his brother doesn't give me drugsaids
( , Thu 2 Oct 2014, 8:47, Reply)
I keep doing the "jump" thing where you think you are about to fall out and wake yourself up
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That's a hypnic jerk
(and not your astral body leaving your mortal shell as the first hit on google suggested)
( , Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:30, Reply)
(and not your astral body leaving your mortal shell as the first hit on google suggested)
( , Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:30, Reply)
Anything other than plain black socks is "a bit gay mate"
I expect the highlight of my day will be chicken.
( , Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:13, Reply)
I expect the highlight of my day will be chicken.
( , Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:13, Reply)
I don't start work for ten minutes and I've already got on the wrong side of the payroll manager.
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Perhaps if you'd gone to gay poetry college for gay poets
you'd recognise a deconstructed rhythmic verse when you saw one.
( , Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:32, Reply)
you'd recognise a deconstructed rhythmic verse when you saw one.
( , Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:32, Reply)
Theres a guy are work who calls everyone "mate" it sounds a bit passive agressive.
I prefer FRIEND!
( , Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:37, Reply)
I prefer FRIEND!
( , Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:37, Reply)
I prefer 'Good evening *wanker hand gesture* bankrupt payroll fraud patron wine stowford press restraining order anger management terrified wife'
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Yeh well I googled Gay poetry rules for gay poets on the googles and it said poems don't have to rhyme
it also awarded me an A*+ for my world changing Baggenfock poem!
( , Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:34, Reply)
it also awarded me an A*+ for my world changing Baggenfock poem!
( , Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:34, Reply)
Poems don't have to rhyme.
However yours was trying and failing. There's a world of difference between those two poles, daddio.
( , Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:37, Reply)
However yours was trying and failing. There's a world of difference between those two poles, daddio.
( , Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:37, Reply)
I can't have been trying to rhyme, the words clearly didn't rhyme you said so yourself
they were as different as jam and cream.
( , Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:46, Reply)
they were as different as jam and cream.
( , Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:46, Reply)
Oh, the old back-pedally back-pedal.
You were trying to rhyme, you didn't. You're a failure of a human being.
( , Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:48, Reply)
You were trying to rhyme, you didn't. You're a failure of a human being.
( , Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:48, Reply)
Having dinner with my Dad at Buen Ayre this evening
lots of delicious meat.
And then dinner.
( , Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:23, Reply)
lots of delicious meat.
And then dinner.
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At the bar I'm in now?
Not really. It's not the most inspiring menu though.
( , Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:32, Reply)
Not really. It's not the most inspiring menu though.
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I think we're all far more well-rounded people for having this knowledge.
Well done, everyone.
( , Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:04, Reply)
Well done, everyone.
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Fuck you ranga!
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10082592/Mathematician-solves-the-great-scone-debate.html
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www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10082592/Mathematician-solves-the-great-scone-debate.html
( , Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:32, Reply)
Contrary to popular belief I'm afraid I have just 5 toes on each foot,
Have never fucked my sister and know nothing about farming.
( , Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:45, Reply)
Have never fucked my sister and know nothing about farming.
( , Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:45, Reply)
Who puts a layer of jam down first when building a sandcastle?
This is all clearly nonsense
( , Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:37, Reply)
This is all clearly nonsense
( , Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:37, Reply)
Oh, sorry, I didn't know you were one of the elitist pricks.
I mean I already knew you voted tory but I assumed that as you were with frog you couldn't be that bad.
( , Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:58, Reply)
I mean I already knew you voted tory but I assumed that as you were with frog you couldn't be that bad.
( , Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:58, Reply)
She's just desperate to convince people that she got her degree from somewhere posh.
If people realised that she went to one of the dodgy places that only exist to give Indians fake visas, her career would be fucked.
( , Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:05, Reply)
If people realised that she went to one of the dodgy places that only exist to give Indians fake visas, her career would be fucked.
( , Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:05, Reply)
Yes my socks heal my feet, so fucking what? I learned about them in my posh uni
( , Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:27, Reply)
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which place?
i have 3 fake visas, from 3 different places.
in your face.
( , Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:18, Reply)
i have 3 fake visas, from 3 different places.
in your face.
( , Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:18, Reply)
Plain grey socks today, mate.
My life is an endless rush of excitement in choosing between plain black socks, plain grey socks of various shades, or black socks with a colored toe and heel.
( , Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:33, Reply)
My life is an endless rush of excitement in choosing between plain black socks, plain grey socks of various shades, or black socks with a colored toe and heel.
( , Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:33, Reply)
I have some black with a coloured toe or heal
but they said I was being racist so I have to call the coloured bit black as well. Its so confusing.
( , Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:36, Reply)
but they said I was being racist so I have to call the coloured bit black as well. Its so confusing.
( , Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:36, Reply)
My socks are black with some kind of blue fleur de lis on them
I've now had some bagels so all is good
( , Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:35, Reply)
I've now had some bagels so all is good
( , Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:35, Reply)
What happens to the foreskins the rabbis trim off? I'm afraid to google it.
( , Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:59, Reply)
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They sow them together
and make luggage out of them. If you rub a wallet it turns into an overnight bag.
( , Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:01, Reply)
and make luggage out of them. If you rub a wallet it turns into an overnight bag.
( , Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:01, Reply)
mrs baggenfock
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( , Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:19, Reply)
i feel like I should take my shoes off for tomorrows input
I'm on the look out for some "fairisle" socks
( , Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:46, Reply)
I'm on the look out for some "fairisle" socks
( , Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:46, Reply)
My favourite but sadly departed pair had a pattern described as 'pub carpet' on the packaging. They were brown and orange.
( , Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:48, Reply)
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Might go with a bold stripe tomorrow, need to formulate my game plan for victory.
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