It's Saturday, it's raining and I have no bacon
Furthermore, my bank still have not managed to deliver my new cashpoint card after 7 weeks and 6 attempts.
What's shit about your day?
Alt: What's the best way to disembowel a banker? Slowly or with one swift slice?
Altalt: I dunno - drinking plans?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 9:54, 7 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I think the rule of the Internet, is that if there is anything you want to keep off it, don't tell anyone you don't want it there
Therefore I would like you all to not mention my exceptional love making skills.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 10:12, Reply)

That's why I hardly ever mention the size of my penis or my long and incredibly prehensile tongue

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 10:17, Reply)

That's why I don't mention that my last lover had nightmares about War of the Worlds and Cameras... Because I reminded her of a tripod

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 10:21, Reply)

^ macro

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 4 Oct 2014, 10:33, Reply)

MACRO
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 13:14, Reply)

Alright. I have had bacon and egg butties, which is good, taken the dog out, and played with Jenny and Jimmy budgie.
Off to work in abit, no boozing till knock off at 8.00.Then may leap into the gin :)
Edit,
m.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-29488770
#clarksondickcheese
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 10:43, Reply)

alcohol is for looser's

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 15:18, Reply)