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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Let's have an evening of Amazement, Wonder and Education.
Show the crowd something that makes you think "Gosh darn it, life IS stranger than fiction".

I'll start: io9.com/terrifyingly-brilliant-spider-creates-stunningly-advanc-1643278204
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:29, 164 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I love those underwater hotels. That's the first thing I'd do with a lottery win

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:36, Reply)
I'd love a bit of that.
I wonder what you'd do for a fag tho
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:38, Reply)
he'd fire up Grindr

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:40, Reply)
^ or, you know, get the lift to the surface smoking area?

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:43, Reply)
YOUR FACE needs a lift

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:18, Reply)
am I doing this right?

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:19, Reply)
No.

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:23, Reply)
and Im on scruff, not grindr.

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:43, Reply)
ninja tuna is ace

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:44, Reply)
I saw Scruff back in 1998

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:44, Reply)
yeah?

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:47, Reply)
yeah

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:51, Reply)
u r so kool pal

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:51, Reply)
not kool enough to rock a pair of oxblood tasselled loafers like you m8

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:55, Reply)
Have you done *anything* of interest since the 90s? Apart from my mum lol

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:54, Reply)
yer, I played pool with Tony Wright out of Terrorvision in 2006.

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:56, Reply)
Not really interesting though is it, soz

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:57, Reply)
it was for him, he played pool with dozers off the internet

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:59, Reply)
i doubt he even remembers, especially seeing as it never happened

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:00, Reply)
nah m8, it deffers happened

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:01, Reply)
chinny reckon

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:02, Reply)
my mate Pete knows him, we went to see Tony's band Laika Dog at the Junction, he was playing pool in the bar before the gig, we played pool and had a pint.
That's it.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:06, Reply)
Oh yeah now I believe you because you have a mate called 'Pete' and some other sundry hastily googled 'evidence'

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:09, Reply)
bit of a shit story to make up tho innit

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:09, Reply)
Yes I did think it was rather odd, but now you've admitted it was bluster and bullshit we can all move on

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:11, Reply)
I got Rick Witter to play Beastie Boys when he was DJing once.

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:12, Reply)
Soz busy annoying DBT for half an hour now

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:14, Reply)
Annoying him with YOUR FACE

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:42, Reply)
soz, it was 2007
SO I WAS LYING!
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:09, Reply)
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS I WIN!!! ANOTHER CONFESSION OF GUILT EXTRACTED BY INSPECTOR MEATY

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:10, Reply)
UH-OH!!

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:24, Reply)
Tuna is good.

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:47, Reply)
It's manky you fuckin idiot

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:53, Reply)
Never tried tuna, it fucken stinks so it must be for tramps and mingers

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:53, Reply)
My cat likes tuna.
Therefore you have the palate of a domesticated cat.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:57, Reply)
Why you hittin' on the gay guy G? He maybe the faggot but you're the one with the H.I.V

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:47, Reply)
Dozers flirting is obvious, incessant and merciless

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:05, Reply)
Apparnetly right, what you wanna do, is do to him, down there, whatever he does to your finger.
I bet that would drive him crazy.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:43, Reply)
I'd buy the Magnum PI estate, and grow a 80's porn moustache.
www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2550698/Magnum-P-I-beach-estate-Hawaii-goes-market-15m.html
Then invite OT to come and live there, and have top banters.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:39, Reply)
I got the perfect shirt collection for that, #trufax

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:48, Reply)
I'd buy a few Ferarris too.

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:49, Reply)
It's crazy to think that it would just about buy you a flat in some parts of London.
Granted, fucking nice parts of london.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:54, Reply)
Are London prices that silly now?

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:08, Reply)
Not as silly as YOUR FACE
LOL PWND SICK BURN
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:09, Reply)
Go away.

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:10, Reply)
tosser,

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:11, Reply)
No, instead I'm going to follow you around every thread you post in annoying you, replying to every post you make.

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:12, Reply)
Cool!

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:14, Reply)
Unlike YOUR FACE

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:15, Reply)
I'd tell work to fuck their job.
Probably start working for free in a record shop or something.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:50, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2385189
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:37, Reply)
get some help mate
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2379775
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:44, Reply)
Bit realistic I think, donno, not into that kind of thing, but if I was, I can see it going down like that.
I think you're right, you're spot on, you do need help.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:46, Reply)
Dozer is beyond help.

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:48, Reply)
Beyond good. Beyond evil. Beyond your wildest imagination.

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:50, Reply)
beyond erotic.

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:52, Reply)
The trouble is, if I don't say anything, and it happens, it'll be down on me. I've heard the "It's a once off", "It's a social experment" and "I just wanted to see if I could do it" lines before.
Donno if I should say anything, I guess it could be fiction. It's probably fiction. It's fiction, isn't it?
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:53, Reply)
yes, it's fiction
But baggenfock does do paedophilia though.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:54, Reply)
Getting srs for a sec.
I bloody well hate how words like Nonce and Peado or whatev is now synominus with "Someone I disagree with" or "Someone I don't like". It's completely belittled the word, and TBH, those who go around calling people that are generally thick as fuck.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:57, Reply)
^ jew nonce

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:58, Reply)
"pssst, little girl, wanna come buy a puppy?"

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:02, Reply)
^^ Nonce Enabler

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:15, Reply)
^ nonce victim

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:20, Reply)
Victim? Hah, I got half your inheritance out of it. #TotallyWorthIt

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:45, Reply)
I've not read it, is it adult kid sex stuff? Bit disturbing if it is :(

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:10, Reply)
give it a read, don't be scared!
It's not exactly Last Exit to Brooklyn.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:11, Reply)
Not as disturbing as YOUR FACE

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:13, Reply)
A bit like that, i'm not sure because i'm not trying it, but it seems to be instructions on how to download kiddy porn.

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:16, Reply)
It's a bit creepy, but hardly nsfw. Just creepy.

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:21, Reply)
Creepy and NSFW like YOUR FACE

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:29, Reply)
Put it this way, I wouldn't want that on my internet history if the PoPo come knock-knock-knocking on my door.

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:45, Reply)
*knocks*

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:50, Reply)
*subtally racking up affiliates on iTunes *

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:11, Reply)
not only that, I also have copies of Lolita and The Cement Garden knocking around.
What am I like!
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:55, Reply)
donno what that is, soz, ain't no afficinardo

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:10, Reply)
Novels.
Not ones you'll find in the 'teenage fiction' section of Waterstones, prolly the reason you don't know what they are.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:12, Reply)
YOUR FACE is beyond help

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:13, Reply)
I see a pattern emerging here

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:18, Reply)
Are you looking through a kaleidoscope?

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:19, Reply)
no hes looking at YOUR FACE

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 19:30, Reply)
I'm just leaving your city now, gonz
I'll be honest, I'm pretty pissed
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:05, Reply)
luckily predictive text knows what I want to say, unlike Dr fat hands

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:07, Reply)
^^upset

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:11, Reply)
go away, tosser

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:13, Reply)
^^still upset

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:17, Reply)
alright tangfastic, did you enjoy The Big Smoke?

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:19, Reply)
fucken a
Bit of industry shizzle, some networking with suppliers and a load of booze
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:27, Reply)
I like industry piss ups.
Investment houses tend to have a lot of money to splash around.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:29, Reply)
i tried to clear a bit of wax in my ear with my finger and made it worse.
Then I poured cooking oil in there. This has also made it whose and given me a greasy ear and neck.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:09, Reply)
classic Gormo!

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:14, Reply)
Cotton bud and olive oil, have a good rummage around.

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:19, Reply)
I've got oil in there to break it down. Haven't got any buds though.

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:22, Reply)
^ no mates

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:24, Reply)
I was taking the piss, don't try any manual manipulation yourself, it's easy to damage the inner ear, use clean olive oil and see your gp. Syringeing doesn't happen now, there are other options.

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:27, Reply)
terrible medical advice
Nothing smaller than your elbow, yeah
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:24, Reply)
You know how they say it's impossible to lick your elbow, it's only possible if you can get your other elbow to touch your ear.
G'wan, give it a try. On webcam.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:30, Reply)
I'm naked and online NOW

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:33, Reply)
hey, me too!

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:35, Reply)
SORRY GUYS HAD TO DELETE STUFF BECAUSE OF MY REAL NAME BEING POSTED IN A BLATANT ABUSE OF THE FORUM RULES BY DOCTOR BEST TROLL

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:42, Reply)
alright Paul, calm down eh

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:43, Reply)
i've reported this to rob and possibly other on twitter *ave, you don't have to take this bullshit in your life mate

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:43, Reply)
THANKS FOR THE GAZ MESSAGES OF SUPPORT GUYS, YES IT HAS BEEN REPORTED, IF YOU COULD EMAILTO COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS TROLLING THAT'S RUINING OFF TOPIC ID APPRECIATE IT THX

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:45, Reply)
I know your Christian name from your previous postings, Jesus. And that isn't your Christian name.

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:46, Reply)
THATS FOR ME TO POST AS AND WHEN I WISH, NOT FOR YOU TO POST TRYING TO TROLL ME

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:47, Reply)
Thanks Dave, Can you hook me up with one of 'swipes fit'n'rich mates..... so you can then text her to get me to delete this?

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 21:27, Reply)
Deleting pricks

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:43, Reply)
^crangry

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:44, Reply)
totes going to post some gay scat porn now

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:58, Reply)
I think I'll join you.

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:59, Reply)
get bent

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 21:17, Reply)
General idea mate.

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 21:22, Reply)
All those lentils have made him extra thick, go easy on im mate.

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 21:22, Reply)
I don't get it

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 21:24, Reply)
I'm not surprised having seen your photo

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 21:27, Reply)
is it the whispy paedo beard? it's the whispy paedo beard, isn't it? :(

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 21:32, Reply)
yes

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 22:24, Reply)
Sorry Dave.

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 21:25, Reply)
Where do you get all this info from :((

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 21:28, Reply)
Here.
dave.com
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 21:28, Reply)
must be a wizard or sutin

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 21:33, Reply)
SOZ MATE BUT PEOPLE POSTING MY REAL NAME COULD POTENTIALLY JEOPARDIZE MY CAREER

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:49, Reply)
#headhunters

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:59, Reply)
OKAY PANIC OVER GUYS JUST GOT THIS GAZ
re: Alright
sorry iposted yuor name and sorry im a nonce, oh yeah i am actuakky bearpookie
(Doctor Best Troll. rose from thunder on, Tue 1 Oct, 20:48, ignore, delete, archive, reply)
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:54, Reply)
D*************'s getting a bit weird.
Love, pookie rory bear xx
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:58, Reply)
yeah bored of that now bye

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 21:03, Reply)
HI GUYS WHAT'S SHAKIN' AND I DON'T MEAN YOUR MUM'S SWEATY GUNT OLOLOLOL
HI GR**ME
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:55, Reply)
I'm about to share tasting notes for the Yamazaki 12 year old

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 21:00, Reply)
I think I saw that in Sainsbury's the other day.

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 21:02, Reply)
it's very nice
Japanese whiskies are excellent.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 21:10, Reply)
YOUR FACE is excellent

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 22:01, Reply)
well yes, it is, I have great bone structure

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 22:12, Reply)
Home from yet another trade show
I'm knackered (all that expenses-fuelled schmoozing dontchaknow). Feel free to abuse me as usual.
On another note, I tried a flatiron steak for the first time last night. I was impressed.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 21:06, Reply)
I seriously like steak, not tried a flat iron though :(

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 21:08, Reply)
Tender as a fillet, tasty as a rump*
*Fnaaar. I said 'rump'
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 21:26, Reply)
captain placid likes properly tenderised hind cuts

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 22:03, Reply)
Well shoehorned!
*golf clap*
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 22:11, Reply)
was stuggling on the 'p' tbh, if you can improve all suggestions welcomed

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 22:14, Reply)
'prepubescent'?

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 22:17, Reply)
captain placid likes Percutaneous transhepatic cholangiography

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 22:19, Reply)


(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 22:22, Reply)
no real pics plz

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 22:23, Reply)
'Percutaneous transhepatic cholangiography'
Phwoooaaaaar!!
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 22:22, Reply)
^probably totally hates Coventry

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 22:25, Reply)
Don't make me hurt you

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 22:27, Reply)
placid threatened hateful cockney

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 22:27, Reply)

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