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Best and worst present you ever received at Christmas? How does your Christmas Day work out? Are you a "wait until lunchtime" to open your pressies?
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Best/worst gift you've ever sent
( , Wed 12 Nov 2014, 11:02, 96 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
Best and worst present you ever received at Christmas? How does your Christmas Day work out? Are you a "wait until lunchtime" to open your pressies?
Alt:
Best/worst gift you've ever sent
( , Wed 12 Nov 2014, 11:02, 96 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
Got dumped at Christmas, once.
Bad at the time, good in the long run!
Fuck no do we wait until lunchtime. That sounds like the sort of bent rule some upwardly mobile lower middle class family would institute due to some made up "etiquette" taken from some misunderstood article in Good Housekeeping.
Around the Kroney manor, it's done at around 11 before cook gets stroppy that we're not eating her croissants.
( , Wed 12 Nov 2014, 11:13, Reply)
Bad at the time, good in the long run!
Fuck no do we wait until lunchtime. That sounds like the sort of bent rule some upwardly mobile lower middle class family would institute due to some made up "etiquette" taken from some misunderstood article in Good Housekeeping.
Around the Kroney manor, it's done at around 11 before cook gets stroppy that we're not eating her croissants.
( , Wed 12 Nov 2014, 11:13, Reply)
The best present I ever received was Jesus dying for my sins.
My tankard is a favourite, it's really hard to knock over when you're drunk.
( , Wed 12 Nov 2014, 11:18, Reply)
My tankard is a favourite, it's really hard to knock over when you're drunk.
( , Wed 12 Nov 2014, 11:18, Reply)
With child, its santas presents first thing. food, cook lunch with a few cheeky drinks, tree presents, tire out child till shes asleep. get drunk around 6-7pm
without child. Bucks fizz breakfast. shitfaced drunk by 3, someone else cooks. couldnt give a shite about presents
( , Wed 12 Nov 2014, 11:18, Reply)
without child. Bucks fizz breakfast. shitfaced drunk by 3, someone else cooks. couldnt give a shite about presents
( , Wed 12 Nov 2014, 11:18, Reply)
best present was the millenium falcon worst probably just dull things like socks
I tend to get up at 7 and take the dog for a walk,
wait around for a couple of hours drinking coffee while before sending dog up to jump on the missus.
more coffee and waiting till she manages to drag her carcass downstairs,
open a few presents (normally the ones from friends and family)
off to pub in village around 1pm where most of the village rock up for a couple of hours drinking
Back home to start the food and open presents from each other
eat
watch shit telly for a couple of hours trying not to fall asleep, making crude comments about how its Christmas so backdoors should be allowed.
Fall asleep without fulfilling any level of congress
( , Wed 12 Nov 2014, 11:18, Reply)
I tend to get up at 7 and take the dog for a walk,
wait around for a couple of hours drinking coffee while before sending dog up to jump on the missus.
more coffee and waiting till she manages to drag her carcass downstairs,
open a few presents (normally the ones from friends and family)
off to pub in village around 1pm where most of the village rock up for a couple of hours drinking
Back home to start the food and open presents from each other
eat
watch shit telly for a couple of hours trying not to fall asleep, making crude comments about how its Christmas so backdoors should be allowed.
Fall asleep without fulfilling any level of congress
( , Wed 12 Nov 2014, 11:18, Reply)
Apart from friends and family
Who else sends you gifts....
The Red Cross?
( , Wed 12 Nov 2014, 11:30, Reply)
Who else sends you gifts....
The Red Cross?
( , Wed 12 Nov 2014, 11:30, Reply)
i personally treasure the annual a4 calendar from my trades suppliers such as selco and jewsons, they're normally the best thing about the whole day
( , Wed 12 Nov 2014, 11:33, Reply)
( , Wed 12 Nov 2014, 11:33, Reply)
As opposed to the gifts we have got for each other
As mentioned later in the missive
( , Wed 12 Nov 2014, 11:43, Reply)
As mentioned later in the missive
( , Wed 12 Nov 2014, 11:43, Reply)
This thread is going better than I'd anticipated, I've deleted my "cool new thread" now.
alt: Isn't christmas great?
alt alt: theres a distinct lack of festive usernames, and don't give the "it's too early" bollocks, cos I've see the coca-cola advert already so it's official.
( , Wed 12 Nov 2014, 11:21, Reply)
alt: Isn't christmas great?
alt alt: theres a distinct lack of festive usernames, and don't give the "it's too early" bollocks, cos I've see the coca-cola advert already so it's official.
( , Wed 12 Nov 2014, 11:21, Reply)
Already? we got another month of this shit to go!
Im not really one for christmas. Cant be arsed to go home. Family dont really do much.
Gonna get a couple of mates round, cook dinner, watch films and get stoned. Hurrah!
( , Wed 12 Nov 2014, 11:49, Reply)
Im not really one for christmas. Cant be arsed to go home. Family dont really do much.
Gonna get a couple of mates round, cook dinner, watch films and get stoned. Hurrah!
( , Wed 12 Nov 2014, 11:49, Reply)
I facking love Christmas.
Up.
Booze.
Bed.
Booze.
Stocking presents.
Booze.
Brekker.
Booze.
Tree prezzies.
Booze.
Prepare dinner in front of TV/new film. Whilst having a booze.
Booze.
Lunch/Booze.
Booze.
Dr Who.
Booze.
Bed.
( , Wed 12 Nov 2014, 12:19, Reply)
Up.
Booze.
Bed.
Booze.
Stocking presents.
Booze.
Brekker.
Booze.
Tree prezzies.
Booze.
Prepare dinner in front of TV/new film. Whilst having a booze.
Booze.
Lunch/Booze.
Booze.
Dr Who.
Booze.
Bed.
( , Wed 12 Nov 2014, 12:19, Reply)
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