It's Anti Bullying Week according to Twitter
Have you ever been bullied? what did you do?
You bloo bloo cunts.
alt. Sweet or Savoury?
altalt. Danni or Kylie?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 13:28, 163 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

savoury
Kylie.

Kill yourself.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 13:29, Reply)

Mmmmm savoury Kylie

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 13:38, Reply)

She uses cheese slices to pad out her bra

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 13:41, Reply)

pink primula nipples
brb ... having a cheese wank
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 13:45, Reply)

I was bullied twice in school
Proper chase you and kick you bullying. The second one was in senior school where a kid tried to drown me. I stopped both of them by punching the lads in the face as hard as I could, which seemed to work. I recommend this tactic to anyone

Alt:
Savoury every time. Cbeese FTW

AltAlt:
I'd have a go on Danni but Kylie every time
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 13:30, Reply)

I was fat and ginger. And i had spots. And I was an altar boy. I loved spiderman comics.
What do you reckon? Course I got bullied. I did nothing for years. Then got handsome and cool and popular and went around punching people when drunk out of misdirected anger.

Alt: savoury
Altalt:Kylie.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Nov 2014, 13:33, Reply)

I cant see how those combined to make you a bullying target

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 13:40, Reply)

What's going on bonz? There's a bunch of stuff been deleted.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Nov 2014, 13:41, Reply)

I dunno
I missed deloltion coz I was being cool and smoking
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 13:43, Reply)

Well, I guess we'll never know.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Nov 2014, 13:44, Reply)

It'th a mthterery

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 13:45, Reply)

it's still on my phone
as i happened to read it in a taxi this morning and the safari page is still there.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:01, Reply)

Oh was it just the Ruth thing?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:03, Reply)

yep

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:31, Reply)

Are they not talking about the original CB radio thread from ages ago?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 13:53, Reply)

Pj's Cranley rant is gone.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Nov 2014, 13:54, Reply)

it was pretty funny

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 13:55, Reply)

I'll never know now :o(

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 13:57, Reply)

It should be on the popular page - I clicked it with at least two accounts

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:01, Reply)

Nope

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:02, Reply)

POITH

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 13:57, Reply)

Awww man. I missed it :(

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 13:58, Reply)

Ahh. But look how cool you are now!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 13:45, Reply)

Oh yeah, ponytail and paedo tasche is all the rage.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Nov 2014, 13:46, Reply)

well, that's your own doing, really.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 13:53, Reply)

Yes.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:00, Reply)

only once, when i was the new kid, and i was about 6
it was the most buckinghamshire middle-class bullying since quinoa shoved couscous off its perch. and i had a proper honda accord moment too.

bully: nobody can look at my work until it's done
girl 1: nobody can look at my work until it's done
girl 2: nobody can look at my work until it's done
girl 3: nobody can look at my work until it's done
bully: but we can all look at swipe's

swipe: (mildly) well, if you need the help...

we were friends soon afterwards. i still remember with bitter jealousy that she had a toy sweetshop, and her mum let her put REAL hundreds and thousands in the jars. after months of pestering, i got.... a toy grocery shop and my mother's offer of REAL peas was scornfully declined.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 13:42, Reply)

How is that bullying?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 13:45, Reply)

Yeah I mean everyone has seen swipes

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 13:46, Reply)

they were all working as pre-teen sex slaves

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 13:46, Reply)

are you trying to get dozer and baggycock to have a wanking race?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 13:50, Reply)

I won.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 13:54, Reply)

well I'd rather they wanked about your distant spoddy schooldays than groomed actual kids

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 13:55, Reply)

steady on science club

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 13:57, Reply)

they cut me out, man
i wasn't allowed to talk to them or look at their books or their "beautiful sunday" pencil cases (when i was 6, those things were make or break in the coolness stakes).

it lasted for a whole week.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 13:51, Reply)

I hope you went looking for other friends who weren't cunts.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 13:54, Reply)

it was a little village school, there wasn't much choice, sadly
but it did leave me with a massive distaste for bullying. i was lucky, i was very popular at school (as now, natch), but i saw the kids who weren't, and i reckon there's a lifetime of issues there as a result.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 13:55, Reply)

like not being able to put spoons in your mouth

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 13:58, Reply)

you stick to your shovelling muck
and i'll stick to my civilised eating

and provided we never have to do it in the same room at the same time, everyone will be happy
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:00, Reply)

room county
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:00, Reply)

+r

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:04, Reply)

granorexics are never happy when they're eating

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:03, Reply)

way to steal monty's joke

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:21, Reply)

a kid once tried to nick my monster munch
Savoury. Savoury. Sweet. Savoury.
Kylie. Although I did once see Danni attempting a career revival in a gay club and it was easily in my top three funniest gigs evah
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 13:43, Reply)

I loved her TUNE with Riva.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 13:44, Reply)

I remember being mild disappoint when I found out her knockers weren't 100% authentic

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 13:45, Reply)

Contrary to what you may think, I wasn't bullied at school.
I got spat on by a lad once (kinky), so I chased him the length of the shops and kicked him in. Never got bullied after that.
alt. Savoury
altalt. Danni
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 13:44, Reply)

I reckon choosing Danni is probably the easiest and most failsafe test of homosexuality

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 13:48, Reply)

You think wrong.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 13:49, Reply)

Who do you think is keeping Kylie famous?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 13:50, Reply)

kylie's 46 these days

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 13:52, Reply)

middle aged women
And sex pests like sporters and me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 13:52, Reply)

^^^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 13:59, Reply)

Why do the gays love such terrible music

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Nov 2014, 13:50, Reply)

I assume it is something to do with putting things where they shouldnt be
so for every litre of man custard that is deposited in their bot bots they lose a percentage of their hearing due to it blocking up their internal tubes.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 13:52, Reply)

AIDS
They were making excellent pop music until HIV came along and then it all went cheesy disco happy hardcore and condoms
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 13:53, Reply)

I M
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 13:56, Reply)

I just want them to stop it.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Nov 2014, 13:56, Reply)

I like a plethora of musical styles and artists, thank you.
I do like a lot of female vocalists...
we like a strong, confident pop vixen. who don't need no mans
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 13:55, Reply)

and any beat that goes well with poppers

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 13:56, Reply)

a plethora of shit styles and artists though

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 13:57, Reply)

hey! he likes HiNRG, Italian diva disco, eurobeat AND handbag house

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:01, Reply)

...and trance

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:05, Reply)

I fuckin love me some trance

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:09, Reply)

+xual

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:17, Reply)

I don't think, of all people, you are one to judge on styles and tastes of anything.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:08, Reply)

from Abba to Sclub

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 13:59, Reply)

Oh :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 13:51, Reply)

I've only been cyber bullied

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 13:49, Reply)

There's some right shut in cunts on here and no mistake, Frog

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 13:50, Reply)

Possibly, I was bullied by jealous slags on myspace who couldn't handle how much sw4g I got

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 13:55, Reply)

Shut up and give me your cyber dinner money

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 13:52, Reply)

Cyber head flushing :(((

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 13:56, Reply)

it wouldn't fit down the toilet, don't worry

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 13:56, Reply)

officelol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:00, Reply)

It's normal now
You said



Yesterday
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:09, Reply)

Its OK, sorted it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:10, Reply)

:'o(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:13, Reply)

I reckon we flush his head down the cyber bogs then chuck him in the cyber pig bins

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 13:56, Reply)

That's because you're a cyber prick.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Nov 2014, 13:58, Reply)

You're the worst bully on here but now I know you lack the physical threat to back up your hard man words

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:01, Reply)

I reckon you two should have a fight outside the internet gates after school

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:02, Reply)

oh boy ... there better be some crying and make-up sex

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:04, Reply)

I'm wanking just at the thought of it

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:05, Reply)

Or maybe we will just wait for you and give you a happy slap

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:05, Reply)

The best fights were when a supposedly 'hard' kid would challenge a quiet, unassuming, small kid to an after school dust-up, thinking it would be an easy win for them
Only for the small child to turn out to have some kind of repressed psychopathy and to kill the bully as the red mist descended.
This happened at least twice at my school.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:10, Reply)

+ dear reader, I married him

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:12, Reply)

Ah yes,
there was always that moment when the "hard" kid realised what was about to happen.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:13, Reply)

We forced two of the weaker boys to battle each other during breaks for our entertainment. Seems very cruel now but definitely was a right laugh at the time

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:15, Reply)

Yeah I can get behind this as 'a right laugh'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:17, Reply)

Usually about 10 seconds before he was a mess of blood, snot and tears

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:16, Reply)

Yep that was the bit I looked forward to most of all.

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:19, Reply)

YES!!
We had a kid who used to do this almost regularly. He was a full speccy eczema dweeb too.
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:14, Reply)

Darren Edwards, you were a legend.
a slighty smelly oddball legend, but a legend nonetheless.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:16, Reply)

I have never been bullied, but I did once join in with the relentless bullying of one poor kid in my class.
In my defence, everyone else was doing it and he probably deserved it.
Alt: Savoury.
Altalt: Dannii, when she played 'spunky tomboy' Emma in Home and Away
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 13:51, Reply)

cor, spunk!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 13:53, Reply)

^ Went to school with Windy ^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 13:53, Reply)

:(

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Nov 2014, 13:55, Reply)

I joined in bullying a boy with the surname 'fagg'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 13:57, Reply)

anybody who didn't join in this bullying was clearly a bumlord

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 13:59, Reply)

Oi McBeef
The Secret Lives of Vinyl Hoarders

Or should I say... "Bob Mays"?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:13, Reply)

I love Johnny Trunk

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:25, Reply)

Coincidentally Johnny Trunk is my safe sex porn name

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:29, Reply)

Yes. I lacked self confidence for the rest of my life,
alt: savoury
altalt Danni every day of the week and twice on Sunday
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:22, Reply)

Is that why you use an alias, 'Bill Clay'?
In case they find you?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:26, Reply)

I did the muthafuckin' bullying.
And don't any of you shut-ins forget it.

alt: savoury. Like my character.

altalt: Danni. Like my balls.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:27, Reply)

altalt, surgically enhanced with silicone?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:30, Reply)

fatter and less popular than his dick

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:32, Reply)

That poor, poor woman.
Well, she did knob Simon Cowell.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:57, Reply)

no, covered in thick dark hair

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:36, Reply)

"You may find the videos in this article disturbing"
www.bbc.com/earth/story/20141117-why-seals-have-sex-with-penguins

Woah.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:33, Reply)

You see scenes like that every morning on Jeremy Kyle

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:35, Reply)

They are quite easy to p-p-p-pick up

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:47, Reply)

but difficult to unwrap

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:48, Reply)

my tool bar has disappeared in outlook
i know this is witchcraft, because i locked the computer when i left it for a telecon, and when i unlocked it, the tool bar had gone.

which god should i pray to, to get it back?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:50, Reply)

in the top right hand corner of outlook you will see a very faint arrow ^ click that

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:51, Reply)

^ Works in IT

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:54, Reply)

I am just pretty fucking awesome
that's all
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:58, Reply)

it fucking worked as well
hoorah, gracias.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:54, Reply)

No worries

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:59, Reply)

lol fat thumbs

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:52, Reply)

lol couldn't get anyone who spoke his language

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:55, Reply)

lol upset non sequitur o'clock already

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:55, Reply)

Well I am now spent
I hope you are happy with yourself
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:53, Reply)

What a bunch of pricks.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:44, Reply)

Stop bullying us all, Jase

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:54, Reply)

he's an internet menace and he must be stopped
Imma phone childline
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:55, Reply)

He'll get two years for this

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:56, Reply)

two queers more like!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:57, Reply)

A friend of mine
went to a Grammar school called Wilsons, in the third year they went on a school trip where they had to top and tail in the beds. Applying logic/physics, the teachers paired the massive, hit 6ft at 14 (every school seemed to have one) boy, with the smallest (growth hormone deficiencyesque) one. The upshot was that every night at lights out, the massive one made the midget sleep in his suitcase at the foot of the bed.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:00, Reply)

No wonder he grew up to be so angry on the internet all the time

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:02, Reply)

They're all him.
He's like the lawnmower midget.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:03, Reply)

terrible bullying of [insert name of token board small person]

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:04, Reply)

Every time I tell
that story, people think it's going to end in homosexual rape. Everyone loves a homosexual rape story it seems.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:07, Reply)

esp jase

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:11, Reply)