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it's World Toilet Day tomorrow

(, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:51, 53 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
I can't hold on until then
(>_<)
(, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:55, Reply)
I'll fetch the glass coffee table

(, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:56, Reply)
Oh boy things just got sexy

(, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:56, Reply)
I've birthed three shits this morning, each of which could feed a family of 4
#twostonelighter
(, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:59, Reply)
does nobody on this place have normal bowels?

(, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:03, Reply)
Me.
and you'd think mine would be the most distended of all.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:05, Reply)
That is normal
Whats wrong with a good poo?
(, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:16, Reply)
"Before we got toilets we used to go in the fields," says Kamini, 15. "Sometimes I didn't come to school, especially when I had an upset tummy or my period. Now I can come every day. I can study more and achieve more."
SHITTING IS FOR WINNERS!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:17, Reply)
nothing ... but having several good poos a day suggests something is amiss
although I'm not a plopdoctor
(, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:25, Reply)
Mine have been a bit more stubborn since subsisting on mostly brisket since Saturday.

(, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:22, Reply)
I love a bit of brisket.

(, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:24, Reply)
That's fitting. I'm off back to Wales tomorrow.

(, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:02, Reply)
it's funny because Wales is a toilet

(, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:05, Reply)
I went to a toilet once.

(, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:10, Reply)
George Michlols

(, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:16, Reply)
I was just in Hoxton, I wasnt aware it had its own day.

(, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:11, Reply)
I've been to a toilet in Hoxton

(, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:14, Reply)
Blowjob, boss?

(, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:20, Reply)
It's a bit earthy, Hoxton. I'm not sure I approve.
I have no idea how rise tight trousered lads with the silly haircuts don't get regularly filled in by the native council scum.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:22, Reply)
ironic practice

(, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:23, Reply)
they're a prime market for selling shit drugs at twice the local price

(, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:29, Reply)
YM will be busy.

(, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:12, Reply)
I can't believe you went there
😭
(, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:13, Reply)
Classic!

(, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:15, Reply)
I'm gazzing the Mods about this

(, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:37, Reply)
this is the kind of shit that killed /talk

(, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:19, Reply)
As opposed to the assertion the Chinese food is no good?

(, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:20, Reply)
i didn't say it was no good
i said it was worst of all teh foods. it does not compare to middle eastern, or italian, or thai, or indian...
(, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:23, Reply)
poppycock.

(, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:23, Reply)
it's either salty noodles
or slimy vegetables on rice.

it's just... not the best.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:28, Reply)
or duck
or shredded beef, or char sui, or satay, need I go on?
(, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:41, Reply)
bit cruel discussing food with somebody with an eating disorder, mate

(, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:47, Reply)
yerr ... it's all the same, innit? it's not like there's a billion of them spread across an area the size of the whole of Europe
derp herpity
(, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:28, Reply)
right, well, when you find me a nice bit of traditional chinese falafel and cheese
you can have that one.

you utter spastic.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:29, Reply)
whuh?

(, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:29, Reply)
actually you did post one thing that made me laugh the other day
so that's an improvement on the other 10,000,000,000,000 posts.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:30, Reply)
I fucking love a bit of nice, thick, gloopy msg.
Oh man, let's go for a chinky
(, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:27, Reply)
I had dumplings and a steak
I've totes been ripped off.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:30, Reply)
that sounds shit
i had a nommy burrito.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:33, Reply)
just when you thought it couldn't get any worse we get a plethora of rubbish no effort threads boo hoo

(, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:23, Reply)
shambles singlehandedly killed talk and got banned from qotw
this place ain't got long left. it's like being befriended by hannibal lecter.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:29, Reply)
I'm terribly important and influential and upsetting

(, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:30, Reply)
you're like the biggest turd in the sewer

(, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:30, Reply)
congratulations on being the most upset of the smaller turds

(, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:31, Reply)

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(, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:35, Reply)
Gillian Mckeith - patron saint of toilet day

(, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:38, Reply)

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