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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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International punch someone
violently in the face till your knuckles split day. Like the guy from the Maoam sponsorship adverts at the beginning of Big Bang theory, or the baby from the beginning bits of Tomorrows World in the 90s. I hate that prick.
( , Tue 18 Nov 2014, 18:50, 2 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
violently in the face till your knuckles split day. Like the guy from the Maoam sponsorship adverts at the beginning of Big Bang theory, or the baby from the beginning bits of Tomorrows World in the 90s. I hate that prick.
( , Tue 18 Nov 2014, 18:50, 2 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
why do you watch that big bang drivel?
It's about as funny as gastroenteritis.
( , Tue 18 Nov 2014, 18:51, Reply)
It's about as funny as gastroenteritis.
( , Tue 18 Nov 2014, 18:51, Reply)
Gastroenterology still isn't funny
This guy went to the doctor and said to him “Doctor….I don’t know
what’s wrong with me, but every time I fart, it sounds like the word
HONDA”.
“That’s interesting, never heard of anything like that before. Do you
think you could fart for me?” says the doctor. The guy says “Sure.”
And sure enough, the doctor hears “HONDA”.
After several attempts to figure out what’s wrong with this guy, the
doctor runs out of ideas. He sends him to the top gastroenterologist and even he can't figure out why this guys farts say
“HONDA.” It is a completely out of this world medical condition.
Finally, as a last resort, the doctors think they should send the man
to a dentist.
After explaining the problem to the dentist, the dentist opened up
the guys mouth and examining it.
The dentist says “A-haa!!!!….I have solved the problem.”
The patient says “What is it? What is it. Please tell me doc”…..The
dentist replies “Well, sir, you have an abscess tooth.”
The guy says “Yeah….so….What has that got to do with my farts?”
The dentist replies, “Cant you see??….. Abscess Makes The Fart Go HONDA”
( , Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:04, Reply)
This guy went to the doctor and said to him “Doctor….I don’t know
what’s wrong with me, but every time I fart, it sounds like the word
HONDA”.
“That’s interesting, never heard of anything like that before. Do you
think you could fart for me?” says the doctor. The guy says “Sure.”
And sure enough, the doctor hears “HONDA”.
After several attempts to figure out what’s wrong with this guy, the
doctor runs out of ideas. He sends him to the top gastroenterologist and even he can't figure out why this guys farts say
“HONDA.” It is a completely out of this world medical condition.
Finally, as a last resort, the doctors think they should send the man
to a dentist.
After explaining the problem to the dentist, the dentist opened up
the guys mouth and examining it.
The dentist says “A-haa!!!!….I have solved the problem.”
The patient says “What is it? What is it. Please tell me doc”…..The
dentist replies “Well, sir, you have an abscess tooth.”
The guy says “Yeah….so….What has that got to do with my farts?”
The dentist replies, “Cant you see??….. Abscess Makes The Fart Go HONDA”
( , Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:04, Reply)
Just another shiny
bauble to distract me from reality. New world order, 9/11, Illuminati, cat videos etc.
( , Tue 18 Nov 2014, 18:59, Reply)
bauble to distract me from reality. New world order, 9/11, Illuminati, cat videos etc.
( , Tue 18 Nov 2014, 18:59, Reply)
Talking of teenage genitals, I watched that programme on 70s programming.
Fuck me some of that shit was dark. Watching Wogan leer over a 16 year old was grim.
( , Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:11, Reply)
Fuck me some of that shit was dark. Watching Wogan leer over a 16 year old was grim.
( , Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:11, Reply)
and then the attempt at societal justification
like when hitler was king
( , Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:13, Reply)
like when hitler was king
( , Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:13, Reply)
Missed that
Did his wig slip or was he doing his "I support Children in Need" for £18k a night again.
( , Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:16, Reply)
Did his wig slip or was he doing his "I support Children in Need" for £18k a night again.
( , Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:16, Reply)
1970s beauty pageant.
The really sickening thing was that she wasn't all that.
( , Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:18, Reply)
The really sickening thing was that she wasn't all that.
( , Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:18, Reply)
I met the maoam people responsible, they didn't bring me any haribo so can burn in hell
( , Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:04, Reply)
( , Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:04, Reply)
This is Nakers we're talking about...TREAT HIM LIKE JERRY
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rd7kprBGiVQ
( , Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:14, Reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rd7kprBGiVQ
( , Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:14, Reply)
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