Yorkshire pudding burgers ... it's like /board has started cooking ... no talent or imagination, just sticking existing shit together in lolwakki ways
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(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:30, 48 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Terrible bullying of Gonz

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:38, Reply)

nah ... gonz has culinary tourettes
"Just fry this chicken CORNFLAKES! with some shallots and garlic and KETCHUP! PICKLED EGGS! MALTESERS!"
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:42, Reply)

lol at culinary tourettes

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:45, Reply)

Oh god, I forgot I ate a whole jar of pickled eggs in one sitting last night.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:51, Reply)

That's My Gonz!
would be an excellent sitcom
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:52, Reply)

Only if you could somehow bring Mollie Sugden back from the dead to play his long suffering mother

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:53, Reply)

and Joan Rivers as his unexplainably American gran

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:56, Reply)

I don't want to like them, I don't want to like them at all. I can't stand 'egg salad' sandwiches.
When I think of people who eat cold egg, it congours up images of people who drink craft-bear and complain about the prices. Or I think of fat security guards who never leave their offices and watch those phone-in-naked-lady shows. Or Gamesworkshop players. People who go on and on about their beard even though they only it out of a neglect of personal hygeen.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:53, Reply)

Do craft bears shit in the woods?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:54, Reply)

egg salad is for invalids and neurotic secretaries
depending whether or not you add a hateful non-food like cress
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:57, Reply)

It's no wonder the laydeez flock round you.
Honey to the bee mate.
Noney to the bee
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:59, Reply)

he's a catch for any lady with no sense of smell

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:03, Reply)

I always feel i'm better off with some kind of Nurse, not to see me in that sort of capacity...
... it's just that I think they'll be more forgiving when I knock on the door and ask them to hurry up on the toilet.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:05, Reply)

also ... they're all proper filthy

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:06, Reply)

They need to install proper showers in the ebola hospital

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:08, Reply)

kids and disease, eh? you really do have some serious sexual issues

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:12, Reply)

Statistically, there's only a 50% chance that a child suffering from ebola will be able to recover and report him to the authorities.

( Muns, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:17, Reply)

cunning!

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:18, Reply)

so it was that comment that tipped you into disapproval?

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:29, Reply)

Plus, wipe proof uniforms.
I pretty much full in love every time I go hospital, got quite a thing for the NHS Staff.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:13, Reply)

Every straight guy wants a sexy nurse.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:16, Reply)

I also had a whole skin of a roast chicken because cold roast chicken skin is rank but just-made roast chicken skin is one of god's greatest gifts.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:04, Reply)

you should abandon that queue app and write a weight loss book

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:05, Reply)

GluttonyBook

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:13, Reply)

Lighty just posted this on facebook, does this count?
www.thefoodinmybeard.com/recipe/stroganoff-burger/

The website seems to have a suitably hipster name.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:52, Reply)

Christ ... I don't want to be racist or anything but everybody involved in that blog should be rounded up and gassed

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:55, Reply)

He'd love to hear from you guys, so feel free to contact him for any reason at all!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:57, Reply)

that's definitely a /board regular
Probably one of the Mods
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:59, Reply)

JIMMY!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:03, Reply)

BELLBOY!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:04, Reply)

are those dogs one the ends of his fingers?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:16, Reply)

You want one though, don't you

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:05, Reply)

What's the vegetarian option?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:19, Reply)

Don't think he does any veggie burgers
How about this? www.thefoodinmybeard.com/recipe/cauli-brussel-sandwich-with-vindaloo-mayo/
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:24, Reply)

Nah you're alright ta

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 11:10, Reply)

You could solve the natural gas shortage

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 11:31, Reply)