Oh god, I forgot I ate a whole jar of pickled eggs in one sitting last night.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:51, 3 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

That's My Gonz!
would be an excellent sitcom
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Only if you could somehow bring Mollie Sugden back from the dead to play his long suffering mother

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:53, Reply)

and Joan Rivers as his unexplainably American gran

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:56, Reply)

I don't want to like them, I don't want to like them at all. I can't stand 'egg salad' sandwiches.
When I think of people who eat cold egg, it congours up images of people who drink craft-bear and complain about the prices. Or I think of fat security guards who never leave their offices and watch those phone-in-naked-lady shows. Or Gamesworkshop players. People who go on and on about their beard even though they only it out of a neglect of personal hygeen.
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Do craft bears shit in the woods?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:54, Reply)

egg salad is for invalids and neurotic secretaries
depending whether or not you add a hateful non-food like cress
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Honey to the bee mate.
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( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:59, Reply)

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(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:03, Reply)

I always feel i'm better off with some kind of Nurse, not to see me in that sort of capacity...
... it's just that I think they'll be more forgiving when I knock on the door and ask them to hurry up on the toilet.
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(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:06, Reply)

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(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:08, Reply)

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(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:12, Reply)

Statistically, there's only a 50% chance that a child suffering from ebola will be able to recover and report him to the authorities.

( Muns, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:17, Reply)

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(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:18, Reply)

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(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:29, Reply)

Plus, wipe proof uniforms.
I pretty much full in love every time I go hospital, got quite a thing for the NHS Staff.
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( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:16, Reply)

I also had a whole skin of a roast chicken because cold roast chicken skin is rank but just-made roast chicken skin is one of god's greatest gifts.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:04, Reply)

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