Whats the point, in the doldrums, innit.
The good ship OT has been becalmed for months, sitting amongst a slowly growing field of its own excrement. Fresh food's gone, down to hard tack and rainwater. It'll be cannibalism and buggery next.
( Kroney, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:26, 4 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Well that's convinced me it's worth staying around for the finale

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:29, Reply)

Does it count as cannibalism if you eat yourself?
I came back to Croydon once after staying with friends in Hove, the first thing I saw stepping out at the station was a group of pigeons eating a puddle of vomit. The next group of pigeons were clustered around the remains of a KFC, that's a bit cannibally I think. That's Croydon for you though eh!
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:34, Reply)

(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:37, Reply)

we need Sporters back :(

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:35, Reply)

Now that he's shacked up with the stepdaughter I can't see that happening.

(Mr Udagawa, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:35, Reply)

Controversial

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:39, Reply)

I'm pretty sure that people have been saying this for as long as I've been posting

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:46, Reply)

Nothing is ever as good as it used to be

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:47, Reply)

Even complaining about how much better things used to be isn't as good as it used to be

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:49, Reply)

The future isn't as good as it used to be

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:50, Reply)

It really isn't
It used to be all about wearing well cool silver suits and loads of fit alien birds.
Now it's all about being fat and being able to do everything on your phone.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:52, Reply)

The past isn't as good as it used to be either
Gone are the days of feudal systems and the British Raj, now it's all 9/11, Princess Diana and playing snake on a mobile. They don't even call it history anymore, it's all 'back in the day' or 'old school'
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:56, Reply)

It's spelt 'skool'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:57, Reply)

sEE, i'M WELL OUT OF TOUCH :(
Can't even work a keyboard
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:01, Reply)

Cheer up, we all love a good cAPS lOCK lol

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:03, Reply)

I remember when
all this was fields.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:57, Reply)

I do remember places that were fields

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:04, Reply)

some of the things that I remember as fields are still fields

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:10, Reply)

Some communities are held together by the collective fear of fields being turned into anything other than fields.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:15, Reply)

I remember Gracie Fields
does that count
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:15, Reply)

lol old

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:18, Reply)

The local pub in my hometown
got demolished after it failed. Then the company that was supposed to build on it got in trouble for knocking down a listed bit. Now it's a field. I can now look at it and say 'I remember when all this was pub'.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:19, Reply)

They should bring back steam trains with those old carriages with individual compartments.
It's easy enough to boil fucking water, for Christ's sake. Why is everything and everybody so fucking shit, eh?

EH?
( Kroney, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:58, Reply)

Probably something to do with lower classes and foreigners and the Tory party

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:04, Reply)

I expect that means that the board's actually quick flowing
with plenty of lols and definitely not utterly silent for half an hour at a time, then.
( Kroney, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:52, Reply)