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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 7:40,
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Dec 2014, 7:54,
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 Dec 2014
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Dec 2014, 8:01,
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Wind your neck in. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Dec 2014, 8:07,
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I really should watch some of those films you knowI haven't watched the Jimi film or the James Brown film or THE BOXTROLLS!
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Peej, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 8:04,
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Imma buy a massive chrimbo tree today and drench it in a tasteless pile of sparkly twinkly shit(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 8:16, Reply)
gonna let the kids help so that 90% of the sparkly crap is around the bottom four feet feet of the tree(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 8:20, Reply)
Kroney hates tinsel so much he feel a need to let a bunch of shut ins know.Bit like Monty and ethnics
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Peej, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:07,
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TINSEL FUCK YEAH AND LAMETTA AND LOADS OF GLITTERY BAUBLESAnd the traditional Christmas giraffes
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Tinsel is bad, lametta is even FUCKING WORSE.Thankfully it seems to have keeled over and carked it back in 1986. However, I still can't watch The Poseidon Adventure without being proper fucking glad when the ship capsizes and brings down that ghastly bastard Chrimble tree.
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Kroney, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:17,
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I bet you got your presents wrapped in brown paper and stuffed in an old beige sock(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:19, Reply)
Haha, I do favour a more classic style of wrapping paper, yes.Not quite brown parcel paper, but none of that tacky foil based shit, either.
I am a RIGHT LAUGH.
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Kroney, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:20,
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if there's one thing that shouts out Festive Season, it's restraint and delicacy(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:24, Reply)
Morning has broken, like the first morning, blackbird has spoken, like the first bird.Makes you think, doesn't it?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 8:39,
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We used to sing that at church. Church was rubbish. Hymns are the worst sort of music, and anyone trying to jive them up with a little honky tonk is a cunt.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Dec 2014, 8:59,
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Black people don't count, They need cheering up as they are shit on by everyone all the time.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:09,
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Nah hymns are great cos you can change the words in assembly "Oh come let us ignore him, Oh come let us ignore him, OH COME LET US IGNORE HIM, CHRI I ST I'M BORED!
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Peej, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:02,
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I heard a reggae version of a Christmas song on the radio, yesterday.Fucking reggae. I swear down the singer was Andy Williams, too.
Appalling taste is not exclusive to this particular epoch, it seems.
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Kroney, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:15,
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I have just eaten a fucking great big dirty bacon roll at my desk.Hot smelly food in the workplace for the motherfucking win.
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Kroney, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:16,
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Two thirds of the way through my bucket of coffee.My heart's going nineteen to the dozen.
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Kroney, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:39,
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back at my desk4 people so far have told me i look like shit and should be in bed. marvellous, can't hear that enough.
i just couldn't face another day working from the sofa. how do some people work from home 5 days a week?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:53,
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You should be in bed(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:55,
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just a stupid coldbut i really resent them. fuck off, you shitty little virus.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:05,
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my taxi driver should have been driving the sunshine bus this morningnot a fucking clue where he was going, and was like some kind of magnet for traffic.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:22,
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yeahpost some more pictures of your "garden", go on...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:38,
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I've never posted any pictures of my garden ... why would I post pictures of my garden?(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:41, Reply)
oh so you built a pizza oven in someone else's gardenand showed off those pictures out of a desperate need to show what you've "achieved"?
that does make sense.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:43,
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wtfayboa? and what does this have to do with your colossal sack of insecurity?(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:48, Reply)
no way, dudeSnowbro must be super secure to watch his missus being a retard on the internet all day without a glimmer of embarrassment
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Working from home is a disciplineAll that skiving won't do itself!
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Disable auto-away on office communicator.Turn email noises on and laptop volume up.
Put hands down front of pyjama bottoms.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:07,
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what if you are wearing a nightdress?or, in the sexy sexy case of me feeling v sorry for myself, a bright yellow t-shirt from nathan's hot dogs on coney island, featuring a hotdog sashaying around with a bottle of ketchup, a bottle of mustard, and the caption "that's just how i roll" ?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:09,
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if you were a real scientist, you'd have found a cure by now(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:13,
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considering you could be killed by a meringue, gayest of all the puddingsyou're not really in much of a place to talk about other people being feeble
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:16,
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I know, right?I have a genuine life-threatening condition and you have a temporary minor inconvenience and yet you're the one who's been dribbling with self pity all week.
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I dunno ... I reckon asthma and epilepsy are gayer.But it's definitely up there in the Gay Condition Charts.
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I think it's more his contribution to eugenicsbut now thanks to the PC brigade we have to just put up with spastics and gypos.
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Easy now. She's very important.They had to rearrange the crocodile when they walked to the bus stop yesterday.
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Our rach must be in londons only special needs lawyers office. An SRA charity thing where retards pretend that they're solicitors.(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:27, Reply)
I think it's lovely.Out here in the provinces they just make them collect shopping trolleys and weave baskets.
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No, just having a shitWork canteen has added Cumberland Ring and Black Pudding to the Friday fry-up options. I approve and have voted in favour with my wallet. Congestive Heart Failure here I come!
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:59,
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We're going to start cooking daddy-daughter brunch soon. I've discovered her favourite food is black pudding. She devours the stuff.
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horrid euphemism of the day award right here(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:05,
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I had a couple of butteries on the way to work.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:07,
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buttery_%28bread%29
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:10,
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Quality food.Up there with the pie in a roll.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:36,
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I don't really like macaroni pies that much.Big fan of the Thains lasagne pie though.
And haggis pakora.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:40,
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I just found a box full of unopened pink lametta!Imma sending this shit right over to Kroners!
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Peej, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:09,
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we had 2 christmas trees when i was a kida tasteful one that my mother did, and a kids' one for the play room. every december my brother and i draped the same 1970's lametta over that tree, which took us seconds. and every january we took it off, piece by piece. which took us hours.
in hindsight, my mother was a genius.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:15,
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You've never known true misery until you've pulled lengths of shitty foil out of a cat's anus.(
Kroney, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:36,
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I saw someone pulling a long length of towel out of a dogs arse once.It was like a horrible magic trick.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:37,
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my friend's dog used to fish used tampax out of the bathroom bin and eat themthat is about as gross as it gets, i think
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:39,
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Jesus that is vile.I once caught my old housemates dog joyfully tucking into her own turds.
Made a change from my glasses, I suppose.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:41,
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*raises fists to heavens*
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Kroney, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:35,
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