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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Morning!
Wakey-wakey.

The cat is going mental. It keeps stabbing me. Think it might want me to get up and feed him.

What does Saturday hold in store for you?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 8:28, 49 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
bit of shopping
Then out with mates later.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 8:35, Reply)
Banging club night or a couple of pints in a nice boozer?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 8:55, Reply)
club night
Andrew Weatherall.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 9:06, Reply)
...but a couple of pints in a nice boozer first.
It's not like there's a dearth of nice boozers in York, is it?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 9:07, Reply)
The thought of going 'to a club' these days fills me with dread.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 9:45, Reply)
Not me!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 9:46, Reply)
A birthday party for a nine year old
Might start drinking early
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 9:01, Reply)
Good work.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 9:06, Reply)
Early drinking is the only way to survive a children's birthday party
That, and earplugs.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 9:09, Reply)
watching some firemen pull a fire engine up a road
then some ill-advised daytime boozing
(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 9:11, Reply)
Why don't they just drive the fire engine up the hill?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 9:46, Reply)
if they weren't idiots they wouldn't be firemen

(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 10:52, Reply)
I watched the sunrise over the fields behind my gaff this morning
Very picturesque.
Saturday will consist of awaiting delivery of a dishwasher for the Doris, installing aforementioned dishwasher, fitting some shelves and heavy drinking. I may go to Wellesbourne market to look for a small block plane.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 9:13, Reply)
rock and indeed, roll

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 9:13, Reply)
dude ... hardcore

(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 9:14, Reply)
Better to burn out than fade away
24/7 party time casa Placid
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 9:23, Reply)
captain placid likes partying too hard, chums

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 9:27, Reply)
^^TGGI^^

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 9:30, Reply)
might get some tapas and a lager for breakfast

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 9:17, Reply)
Finally. Some sense around here.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 9:44, Reply)
Tapas and lager for breakfast?
I like this idea. If it had been tapas and a 'craft beer' I would have had to hunt you down as a hipster twat.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 9:48, Reply)
distinct shortage of craft beer in Spain Imma have a word

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 9:53, Reply)
where in Spain are you?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 9:57, Reply)
Costa Blanca

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 10:05, Reply)
Class.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 10:53, Reply)
Spain!?
But, but, they're all forrins there, the food's too greasy and you can't get a decent pint of Carling top anywhere!!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 10:01, Reply)
If I was a spanish porn star, my nickname would be "Tapas", because i'd go around sticking my winkle in bumholes.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 11:26, Reply)
tap ass
see?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 11:26, Reply)
Anyone wanna help me on my new found career?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 11:26, Reply)
El'Tapas'io

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 11:26, Reply)
They run away from my big bulls.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 11:26, Reply)
we all missed chimpy last night!
well, shambo didn't.

I am picking my chrimbo prezzi today and dinner out tonight.

it's facking cold here.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 9:56, Reply)
Are you saying shambles was posting incessantly and obsessively 24/7? Are you sure you have the right internet nerd??
What present are you getting?

I have to go and buy a Christmas jumper. Where does one get such a thing? Tesco?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 10:05, Reply)
Asda.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 10:05, Reply)
There isn't one near me
I'm trying to avoid Westfield, it's full of Christmas cunts
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 10:07, Reply)
Next have them
With flashing LEDs
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 10:09, Reply)
Ack so tempting
But again the nearest next is in Westfield

Haha just spoke to tesco. "Do you have really horrible Christmas jumpers?"

"Oh yes madam, we most certainly do."

Result!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 10:11, Reply)
i am getting a set of regs.
Internet for all Xmas purchases.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 10:46, Reply)
Halfords number plates!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 10:56, Reply)
Regs???

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 10:57, Reply)
I think it might be some sort of Sodastream for underwater swimmers.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 11:01, Reply)
Chimpy and Battered!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 10:05, Reply)
I've just been out in shorts and a tshirt.
It's a lot colder out than it looks.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 10:49, Reply)
it's pretty frosty up here

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 10:53, Reply)
don't put it up there then

(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 10:54, Reply)
Blazin' sunshine down here.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 10:55, Reply)
This should be your Saturday soundtrack.
youtu.be/wkfcNaaICE4

I am going to board my loft. Then I might get shit faced.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 6 Dec 2014, 11:01, Reply)
that track's well jason

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 11:54, Reply)
I'm on-call so can only imbibe small amounts of booze.
I'm going to do a shop, finish reading my book (Christmas Carol) cook a moussaka and watch a film.

Might do a wank at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 12:31, Reply)

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