Perhaps I have made a bad choice for an adult
but as its not for me but for my daughters aged 4 and 6 who are (unfortunately maybe) in to princesses and Disney. I am sure they will enjoy it. Maybe not quite as much as Paris in the rain but I've been to Disneyland PAris at Christmas before and they loved it.
( Peej, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:09, 2 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

the poor fucks

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:10, Reply)

no'ffence like

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:12, Reply)

It's ok, I just realised I don't actually need to explain my kids interests or our choice of short break to you.
I'm still fucked off it will be raining though.
( Peej, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:19, Reply)

I'm not sure what weather you were expecting in northern France in December

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:20, Reply)

Well when we went at the same time two years ago it was snowing and the lake was frozen.
It were quite nice like.
( Peej, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:23, Reply)

the disney thing is fine, it's their age, and they'll remember it with glee
but exposing them to... french people? is that wise?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:13, Reply)

Its OK Swipe
There's no French people there
( Peej, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:18, Reply)

oh well fair enough then
pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease send me a picture of you cuddling mickey or donald? please? i'd enjoy that even more than the pirate one.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:20, Reply)

No.
And theres nothing wrong with dressing as a pirate and playing to a festival crowd. Its a sacred Cornish tradition or something.

I tell you what, I'll try and get Chip and Dale to simulate a gang rape with me and get the wife to snap a few pictures.
( Peej, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:22, Reply)

that's quite an image
a cornish sausage in a chipmunk bap
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:23, Reply)

I have a picture of me glaring at goofy from last time

( Peej, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:27, Reply)

you send me that
and i'll send you more cute birdie pictures to make the kids squee.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:27, Reply)

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( Peej, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:30, Reply)

fluffy

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:40, Reply)

y er
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:44, Reply)

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...due to the use of Viagra in the porn industry
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