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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Evening prick thread.
What's your favourite cereal?
What's been your fave hipster moment?
Beard Baubles, yes or no?
www.telegraph.co.uk/men/the-filter/11287103/Beard-baubles-a-festive-trend-that-will-grow-on-you.html

get fucked.
Shit off.

Favourite flounce?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 18:49, 188 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
the best cereal is Kellogg's start, fact
i can't remember the other questions but I'm sure they were shittier than your bellend after a night at the "sauna"
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 18:55, Reply)
They do something called a circle jerk you know, jason and his chums.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 18:58, Reply)
With you as the cum bucket in the middle yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 18:59, Reply)
If only...

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:04, Reply)
Ohh... The wanderer returns.
We thought you'd gone under dear.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:00, Reply)
Yeah under your circle jerk cum splurge

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:01, Reply)
Well jizzed but not dead.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:02, Reply)
pass the arcle

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:10, Reply)
Alright jay, I do like muesli. With strawberry milkshake.
Any form of Christmas wear is for cunts, Santa hats, festive jumpers all of it. I hope you haven't indulged.
Did dozer flounce or sumfing?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 18:57, Reply)
Dunno, but here was lol deletion, I suspect he'll claim it was all a performance

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:00, Reply)
Im not even sure it happened tbh.
Especially not if he was bad mouthing myself and the lovely winders.
We are both well respected.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:02, Reply)
He'd certainly bad mouth your misuse of reflexive pronouns.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:14, Reply)
this, yo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:15, Reply)
Ive got vinyl flooring too.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:16, Reply)
I hope it was stuck to the Minton tiled floor with super strong 1960s glue

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:19, Reply)
I had to get a specialist in to spray all over.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:21, Reply)
Sounds like yellow sports to me m8

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:22, Reply)
dont even go there

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:21, Reply)
cereal is for livestock and fat birds and kids

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 18:57, Reply)
and breakfast

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:16, Reply)
oh yeah ... and breakfast

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:33, Reply)
Rice Krispies
Hipsters? All cunts, every single bearded, skinny-jeaned, 'you've never heard of them' quoting, sourdough eating one of the twats.
Beard baubles? Beard GRENADES ftw
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:00, Reply)
South dough is excellent you bread pleb

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:01, Reply)
I prefer a north dough

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:03, Reply)
pea dough

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:28, Reply)
dey do dough don't dey dough?

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:35, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy7DrG_ZGCs
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:39, Reply)
Someone should open a toast cafe.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:04, Reply)
I don't eat breakfast not even toast.
I have done so many hipster wanker things in the past. Just month I went to a Barcade in new York. Which is a craft beer bar with retro games consoles all over the place. I also went to this place m.yelp.co.uk/biz/physical-graffitea-new-york and asked for a "normal tea" and got told how long to brew it for and didn't get offered any milk.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:07, Reply)
Swipe was in NY last month...

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:41, Reply)
I didn't see her, big place.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 21:20, Reply)
that time someone went up a water tower with a high-powered rifle and shot all the hipsters he could see

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:14, Reply)
alrizzle me negroidz

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:14, Reply)
you can get a cream for that

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:36, Reply)
This:
youtu.be/l2WJqnK3gAY
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:17, Reply)
don't eat cereal fam.
I either have a couple of butteries or a pie for breakfast, if anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:18, Reply)
Pie, the choice of champions.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:20, Reply)
tggi.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:32, Reply)
it took three reads before I realised you weren't an insectivore

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:20, Reply)
robots in disguise

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:23, Reply)
+bumhole

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:27, Reply)
bumholebee

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:31, Reply)
just watched a bloke deliberate over two bottles of red for the birds he was in with then exclaim
'That Yin's less warm; I'll take that'.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:40, Reply)

Yin? Is that a type of wine?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:27, Reply)
no

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:31, Reply)
Coon flakes.
When I saw one get hit by a bus on oxford street.
Yeah, brilliant - that's in no way bent.

YOU get fucked.
YOU shit off.

THIS ONE RIGHT NOW.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:49, Reply)
I've just made my first meal ever where I can't even swallow a mouth ful due to it being so disgusting, and as a bugger it's got lobster in it too.
Tarrgon is fucking rank.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:02, Reply)
Tarrgon?
Isn't that a planet in the D62 system?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:03, Reply)
its probably the strongest herb.
Works alright with chicken and wine.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:16, Reply)
When does this place shut down for Crimblepops? Week Friday?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:05, Reply)
NOW.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:09, Reply)
See you on the other side.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:09, Reply)

Did baggyfrock flounce there and everyone ignored her?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:28, Reply)
He'll be back.
And with greater dullness.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:30, Reply)
she does that almost hourly to get attention

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:30, Reply)
can we use 2009 nicknames again plz

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:32, Reply)
What are the flouncing protocols? And how does one come gracefully back?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:32, Reply)
leave it about 18 months

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:34, Reply)
And hope the reasons for original flounce are forgotten?Got it.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:35, Reply)
I have no hope of that.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:38, Reply)
Alright you lot.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:41, Reply)
x

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:41, Reply)
Hiya!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:42, Reply)
How are you & the wife?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:43, Reply)
She's covered in flour; I'm dicking around here.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:44, Reply)
Enough of the sexual stuff ta.
Going to Edinburgh for New Year?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:45, Reply)
Yup, new year's day with Blousie and beekers.
I am afraid that beeks will try to kill me with mojitos like he did the last time he came for NY, and i'll end up breaking my arse again.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:47, Reply)
how's he doing?
Last I heard he was back in the borders.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:48, Reply)
Yeah he is.
He laid down some drum tracks for a Berlin based techno band a couple of weeks ago. When he was in Berlin. Saw him a few weeks back an' all, in Edinburgh, when I hilariously forgot to book hotel rooms for an overnight stay. how we laughed! he's doing OK, new job, dating again, seems happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:50, Reply)
lol!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:51, Reply)
It was OK, we managed to get booked into one a couple of streets away for not much more.
I was convinced I'd booked the fucker though.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:53, Reply)
senior moment

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:55, Reply)
Very much so.
44 in a week's time :(
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:55, Reply)
christ

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:57, Reply)
I know.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:58, Reply)
alright deegee

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:41, Reply)
Alright Dozer.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:42, Reply)
aye

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:43, Reply)
Good man.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:45, Reply)
I just had solid food for the first time in 30 hours or so, hope it stays down eh

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:47, Reply)
I know a few people who have succumbed to the annual laugh fest that is the 'Do I shit myself or puke all over' bug.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:49, Reply)
I was throwing up all night then today it was arse gravy, loads of fun!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:50, Reply)
As a doctor, I prescribe you fuck off.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 21:11, Reply)
as your patient, I am reporting you to the GMC

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 21:15, Reply)
You'll be dead soon.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 21:20, Reply)
I'm feeling much better actually.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 21:21, Reply)
Personally, I am heartened by this news.
It means i can resume following your comments on LinkedIn.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Dec 2014, 21:22, Reply)
you must be really bored then

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 21:23, Reply)
You're never bored when you have a keyboard.
Unless you're a keyboard playing Meyer brother.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Dec 2014, 21:24, Reply)
He's shit on Linkedin.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 21:32, Reply)
Contenders for the ugliest works do have been here for a few hours
Or maybe it's a b4sh, I daren't check.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 21:30, Reply)
Works do.
us bash types are well good looking.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Dec 2014, 21:31, Reply)
My wife's cousin came along to the last one we attended.
She was well impressed by the genetic splendour on display.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Dec 2014, 21:32, Reply)
I imagine clean shaven, chinos and decent brogues?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 21:33, Reply)
Not even close.
Apart from Stunned, maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Dec 2014, 21:35, Reply)
Bumbags, andsideburns?
#shambolic
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 21:36, Reply)
TBH, it's all a bit hazy.
I got so pissed on the Friday night that I fell over in the shower :(
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Dec 2014, 21:38, Reply)
I was in York today and I saw a middle aged guy on a skateboard and he had a dictionary. fucking hipsters.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 21:52, Reply)
he sounds like a right twat

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 21:57, Reply)
nah, nobody ever goes to york

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 21:59, Reply)

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