You should cook her meal to an exacting standard complying with her every wish
I’m sure if you was going to hers for a meal she wouldn’t try to force her vegetarian standards and food down your neck and be quite pleased to slap down a 30oz steak on your plate very, very rare.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 18:19, 3 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Alright hare, how ru?
I'll chicken out, and cook her meal exactly as she wants. I'm a wuss.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 18:24, Reply)

All good Ta, you?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 18:30, Reply)

Good mate, just looking for a present for the missus, no bloody idea at all.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 18:32, Reply)

Get the kids to make her something with sentiment attached

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 18:41, Reply)

Do ebay sell it?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 18:51, Reply)

Hmmm steak.................

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 18:25, Reply)

I'm having steak tonight
Fillet, rare.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 18:55, Reply)

what happens when you go round a vegans and they offer you a brew?
Do they other to palm you off with soya milk?
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 18:36, Reply)

I just drink black coffee usually, so it's never come up. I'd assume she has soya, or that other nut stuff.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 18:40, Reply)

fair enough. I drink coffee black and all.
Last bird I was seeing used butterscotch aoya milk on her cereal. I found that a bit abhorrent really.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 18:43, Reply)

Bring a pet cow with you to avoid such situations in the future

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 18:46, Reply)

I just got a pie on the walk of shame back to my gaff innit.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 18:50, Reply)

Pie=good.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 18:53, Reply)

my local's just started selling pies seeing as it's relevant.
This pleases me.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 19:00, Reply)

Pie and beer? Can't go wrong mate.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 19:07, Reply)

it's a shame you left the medical profession. they need more of your sort.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 19:11, Reply)

I dispense ten years of training from the bar now.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 19:18, Reply)

it's all fun and games until one of your punters whips his pile-ridden arsehole out.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 19:25, Reply)

You're not far off there, I'm consulted on a daily basis for all sorts of shit. I've been told, 'I'm too embarrassed to see my gp'.
Whut? You cannot embarass a gp. Except maybe with spelling.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 19:32, Reply)

that's why I've never understood the premise of that embarrassing bodies.
I'd much rather let a gp look at my nethers than have a whole film crew have a swatch at it.

I did nearly slap an aged female doctor upside the head for prodding my mumps-swollen nadgers with one of those lolippop stick things though.

I do quite like it when Ben Goldacre calls that Dr Jesen bloke out for being a fame-hugging prick though.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 19:37, Reply)

You name it, I've seen it. Gp, hospital, paramedic shadow, a and e, msf, psych, detox. It's only a body ffs, we all have them. Even dozer apparently.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 19:42, Reply)

yeah. a lass I know is doing her rotations at the moment.
She said paediatrics was the worst because she hates kids and they're even more annoying when going through heroin withdrawal.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 19:45, Reply)

Paedriatrics is grim.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 19:56, Reply)

Who needs cow's milk
when there's a ready supply of MAN MILK.

Has more flavour anyway.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 19:11, Reply)

tried that but it turns out she wasn't keen on cummy shreddies.
:(
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 19:13, Reply)

Hide it in the porridge.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 19:35, Reply)

Bring your own bovril milk derrrrrrrrrrr.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 18:42, Reply)

only wrongs drink Bovril.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 18:43, Reply)

EXACTLY spike the fuckers

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 18:45, Reply)

Bovril and lard milkshake?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 18:48, Reply)

Marmite is out too :((

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 18:52, Reply)

Marmite dosen't actually have any meat bi-products in it, hence the reason I said Bovril
I did manage to keep the Vegi-prick who was always scrounging for food by convincing him everything that I had contained meat in one way form or another including Marmite
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 19:38, Reply)

haha.
Most beers have fish guts in them.

I think becks is an exception but it's shit.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 19:40, Reply)

Becks goes down a treat on a hot summers day, I had one for each last year.......
by that I mean that I drank no Becks last year :(
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 19:44, Reply)

Marmite has yeast, which is live, which is meat eating apparently.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 19:43, Reply)

The Vegan cum guzzler didn't agree with that statement when I was trying to get rid of her

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 19:45, Reply)

Cum not Marmite just to clear up any misunderstanding

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 19:46, Reply)

plants are live...
As live as yeast is anyway.

My mate used to work in a petro lab with one of these pricks who used to think that enzyme cleaners was unethical, despite making enzymes break stuff down is a treat, if anything. So would use a hazardous synthetic that actually posed a risk to people and animals.

Oh he also didn't believe in disciplining his dogs so had to phone up and say they 'wouldn't let him leave the house' on more than one occasion.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 19:50, Reply)

I know, I know. I just caan't be arse to dissent, I'll just serve up her wish list.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 19:53, Reply)

I don't blame you.
I regularly go against my ideologies for a bit of peace.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 19:59, Reply)