monday monday, so good to me
what's for brekkiewekkies
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 8:16, 45 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

a funeral

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 8:22, Reply)

toast, then?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 8:27, Reply)

I do like a good funeral.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 8:29, Reply)

This offers no guarantee that by this evening you would still be here with me.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 8:28, Reply)

you doing Sam Smith covers now?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 8:32, Reply)

The North Yorkshire brewery?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 8:33, Reply)

Yes

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 8:33, Reply)

Originally by The Mamas and Papas

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 8:46, Reply)

Taking time out from their pram and nurserywear business...

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 8:50, Reply)

Good morning. What a spectacular sunrise over the fields behind my place. Makes you glad to be alive
Breakfast will be Bacon, sausage, egg, black pudding and grilled tomato.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 8:45, Reply)

grilled tomato shits spite into an otherwise decent breakfast

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 8:47, Reply)

Normally I would agree with you
However, at the risk of being branded a hipster - I have found that I like a certain type of tomato (fresh plum to be exact) grilled - all others can fuck off.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 8:49, Reply)

plum tomato hipster cunt

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 8:52, Reply)

needs MOAR "artisan" and 300% on the price

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 8:54, Reply)

"heritage"

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 9:03, Reply)

I had some Quorn™ bacon with my breakfast yesterday

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 9:03, Reply)

you loathsome cunt

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 9:03, Reply)

Fake bacon?
If you're going to be a foodwrong vegetablist, why do you want the taste of meat? The best thing that tastes of meat is meat. Luckily, animals are made of meat so there's no reason to murder and inhumanely process innocent fungi.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 9:12, Reply)

hah, what about that 'in vitro meat' eh, you couldn't not make it up

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 9:17, Reply)

In vitro meat is still made from the stem cells of a slaughtered animal
So the vegetablist foodwrongs would still shun it and keep murdering our friends - the plants and fungi. Will nobody think of the mushrooms!?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 9:27, Reply)

lettuce prey

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 9:28, Reply)

I feel absolutely awful. The mrs and I had some drinks last night.
It all went well until I pissed in the bath and passed out.
( Kroney, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 9:14, Reply)

I had a rump steak burger for brekkie
Now I'm sitting in my underwear watching Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Some afternoon cocktails might be on the cards, then a wee doze.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 9:53, Reply)