is this still going?
i have a pot of vegetable crudites (peppers, carrots and celery with sour cream and #CHIVEALIVE dip), a pot of melon, and a mini brown rice, lentil and veg salad for lunch.

what have you lot got?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 13:19, 3 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

I left my lunch in the fridge at home like a twat.
So blt sandwich, lentil soup and cheese and onion crisps.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 13:22, Reply)

I had half that noodle thing before I binned it, it was like saltwater and tapeworms with a splash of sloppy dog shit for colour

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 13:23, Reply)

NUM NUMS!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 13:26, Reply)

You should go and treat yourself to a kebab on the way home

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 13:26, Reply)

Not today, today we are cooking me a nice dinner. Which is just as well because i'm going to be bloody starving after that 'lunch'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 13:29, Reply)

with meat and everything?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 13:29, Reply)

Chicken thighs.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 13:31, Reply)

People underestimate chicken thighs imo.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 13:33, Reply)

They are my favourite bit of a chicken, apart from the anus.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 13:33, Reply)

here it is
shewearsmanyhats.com/on-the-dark-side/


i know that link sounds dodgy. but it is actually just a recipe for soy/ginger/garlic/honey glazed chicken thighs.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 13:35, Reply)

Monty introduced to them Itsu Noodles about 2 years ago they sell them in sainsburys I think
The bloody thing was about the size of a large popcorn bucket, not bad but taken fucking ages to get through.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 13:31, Reply)

This was an itsu chicken noodle pot, i suppose it's good in that it has completely killed my appetite for at least a few hours

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 13:37, Reply)

I tried them.
They are shat.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 13:39, Reply)

That's the last time I ever try anything new ever again

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 13:40, Reply)

What's the point in trying new stuff when you already know what you like?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 13:41, Reply)

Exactly. I like enough different things already.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 13:46, Reply)

I have (yet another) ex who told me at the ripe old age of 21 that she was too old to try new foods.

( Peej, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 13:42, Reply)

Was she fat? Because it may have been a fair point if she'd already eaten loads.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 13:46, Reply)

Nope, horribly thin
Mainly because she hardly ate anything with any nutritional value.
( Peej, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 13:49, Reply)

This was an excuse to not give you a blow job wasn't it?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 13:46, Reply)

But he had put it in a bun and added mustard and everything

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 13:48, Reply)

I like this

( Peej, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 13:49, Reply)

good lad.
don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

I am so miserable I am looking at my holiday itinerary.

and thinking about coming out on Thursday.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 13:43, Reply)

Cool. I have just booked Friday off.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 13:47, Reply)

NO GETTING TOO SMASHED UNTIL WE HAVE EATEN THE TASTY FOOD
after that, you can do whatever the fuck you like.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:00, Reply)

After the foodings I want to go home with you and do a poo with the bathroom door open so I can still talk to you.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:02, Reply)

i'm busy that night
but peej has a lob-on at the very thought
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:15, Reply)

You have to do what I want on my special day. It's virtually a law.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:16, Reply)

This is exactly the type of thing that deserves its own thread
Go on start a Birthday thread
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:18, Reply)

I have retired from starting threads.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:19, Reply)

I could be* wrong but I don't think a thread on about what you can or cant get away with on your B-day has never been done
This has got to be worth coming out of retirement for

*and probably am
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:23, Reply)

hahahaha
sloppy dog shit for colour.

bit racist.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 13:28, Reply)

It was like a very ill dog had emptied itself into it from both ends for one last time before death. And then again after.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 13:31, Reply)

you should post that picture of that dog spewing up.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 13:33, Reply)

Or a picture of your face to elicit a similar response, you ogre.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 13:34, Reply)

you cooked it wrongly

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 13:34, Reply)

POTD

( Peej, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 13:34, Reply)

this still sounds preferable to raw celery

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 13:35, Reply)

weird
there's nothing wrong with raw celery. granted it's not as tasty as the carrots and peppers, but it's perfectly edible.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:01, Reply)

raw pepper is equally pointless and indigestible
your entire lunch sounds like one of those horrific pseudoscience "cleansing" diets that idiots eat after Christmas
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:23, Reply)

Raw celery is fucking rank.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:29, Reply)

it's not food
It's what self-hating chubsters crunch on to disguise the sound of their fatty sobbing
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:30, Reply)

My mum loved the stuff.
She died of cancer at 44. I recently turned 44, hate it and don't have cancer. COINCIDENCE?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:36, Reply)

Due to having to dash back and forth
I ended up having an M&S ham, cheese and pickle sandwich.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 13:51, Reply)