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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I will be giving him a bunch of fives.
Alt: YES I DO! IT'S MY SPECIAL WEEK AND I SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO WHATEVER I WANT. THIS INCLUDES SHITTING WITH THE BOG DOOR OPEN, FARTING IN THE LIVING ROOM AND STANDING UP TO PEE!
( , Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:30, 3 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
Alt: YES I DO! IT'S MY SPECIAL WEEK AND I SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO WHATEVER I WANT. THIS INCLUDES SHITTING WITH THE BOG DOOR OPEN, FARTING IN THE LIVING ROOM AND STANDING UP TO PEE!
( , Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:30, 3 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
Lol Stunned isn't allowed to wee standing up
Is your missus German or summat?
( , Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:32, Reply)
Is your missus German or summat?
( , Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:32, Reply)
I don't mind a sit down or 'luxury' piss as I like to call it. I want the choice to be my own though.
( , Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:34, Reply)
( , Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:34, Reply)
Oh yeah, sometimes it is necessary, but I feel you never quite get it all out that way
( , Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:54, Reply)
( , Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:54, Reply)
God really fucked up the design of the male piss tubes didn't he? What a cunt.
( , Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:58, Reply)
( , Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:58, Reply)
I like it if I'm not sure if I'm brewing a fart or about to shit myself
Sit down means not only that I'm safe if it's the latter, but the former is really loud and echoey. So it's a win-win.
( , Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:01, Reply)
Sit down means not only that I'm safe if it's the latter, but the former is really loud and echoey. So it's a win-win.
( , Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:01, Reply)
i'm meeting mrs lighty soon
this can only end well... mwa ha ha ha ha.........
( , Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:08, Reply)
this can only end well... mwa ha ha ha ha.........
( , Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:08, Reply)
Better take a puncture repair kit with you, just in case she goes down on him.
( , Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:13, Reply)
( , Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:13, Reply)
It taken ages for Lighty to find find that special someone* don't you go and ruin it for him
*well OK just someone then
( , Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:13, Reply)
*well OK just someone then
( , Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:13, Reply)
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