Stag do, nice one what is the plan so far?
alt:alt: I'm sure GJ will be glad to hear this
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 15:40, 1 reply, 9 years ago)

I offered my wife £50 to do a strip
I even said she could keep her pants on but she told me to fuck off.

I have made no plan so far other than not to do what was done for the last few because I would like to do something a bit different to dress up stupidly and go paintballing/gokarting/brewery tour. I am also not going to do any of those stupid Stag weeks that seem so popular.

Any suggestions? I'm thinking get out of the county so its an all new night out find a good gig and stay overnight maybe with some sort of "activity" thrown in
( Peej, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 15:45, Reply)

Drinking is an activity
Just do that
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 15:47, Reply)

Good plan!
I enjoyed the paintballing at mine, it started early enough that we had plenty of time left for drinking.
( Peej, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 15:49, Reply)

Last time I went paintballing I'd accidentally worn a t-shirt with a target on

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 15:56, Reply)

worn a t-shirt with a target on got blinded by Debbie and Amanda after foolishly removing my safety goggles
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 16:02, Reply)

Blackpool or a Soho sausaging fest

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 15:48, Reply)

go somewhere interesting and get pissed
Dunno which cunt thought a stag do should be like a corporate team building event but they can fuck off
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 15:50, Reply)

Fucking right they can.
Pricks
( Peej, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 15:52, Reply)

it was probably the owner of a paintballing and go-karting franchise in Doncaster

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 15:53, Reply)

I once posted a link to a survival weekend thing in Cornland or North Devon
Sporters quite liked it, I suppose I could try and find it through search
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 15:54, Reply)

what does the stag like?
my colleague went caving on his. another went to one of those overnight murder mystery evenings in an hotel. festival? music gig? beer fest?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 16:01, Reply)

probably like drink drugs and whores like normal men. I like whores.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 16:02, Reply)

Your colleagues sound like pricks.
Caving? Murder mystery? Fucking hell.
( Muns, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 16:23, Reply)

dweebier than psychochomp

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 16:39, Reply)

you're a bit obsessed with him
just set up a profile with a female username, it'd be easier
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 16:47, Reply)

It's ok. I don't want to suck his dick or owt.

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:00, Reply)

you must be properly fucking up his vanity searches

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:23, Reply)

Chompy sucks off the homeless for free copies of "The Big Issue"
HTH?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:33, Reply)

I've certainly made the populol page a bit single track

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:44, Reply)