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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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POWERCUT!!!
Those back up things are beeping. It's pretty annoying.

What's annoying you?

Alt: what's your fucking problem mate?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:13, 210 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
I'm not even going to pretend this link has anything to do with your post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdmu8FxJuzQ&feature=youtu.be
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:16, Reply)
Or this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Wp9iNINHMc

Why don't we have kids tv like that, eh? Probably the muzzers.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:18, Reply)
Well turn them off then.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:18, Reply)
thats a bit defeatist.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:20, Reply)
Screaming camp queens.
I just find them unrelatable, annoying and completely alien.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:20, Reply)
Pynchonesque

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:22, Reply)
A nice peaty stock and shares portfolio.
Single malt pensions.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:23, Reply)
Any posters here who can offer genuine financial advice please?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:25, Reply)
Yeah, sure, what do you want to know?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:27, Reply)
YES
You should never sink all your money into the restaurant/ licensed industry
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:29, Reply)
yeah, work really hard at a job for a good 40 or so years
then retire then get some terminal illness and then not worry about money because your dying.
That's my plan.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:30, Reply)
b2b marrying someone you can't stand and a couple of cretinous kids.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:33, Reply)
Yeah, buy high sell low.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:30, Reply)
How is your budgie settling in?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:33, Reply)
We haven't got the new one yet, he's still too little to be prized away from his parents to entertain us in exchange for food and shelter.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:34, Reply)
yeah ... never work harder than you need to

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:36, Reply)
I consider myself quite homophobic

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:44, Reply)
yeah, calm down m8 we're all having a laugh here

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:23, Reply)
Never gonna happen

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:28, Reply)
Bit of weird one.
There's a store that sells clearance items in a lucky dip type deal, you pay £40 and you get boots of at least that value. I know people who've done it and one of the cunts ended up with a pair worth £180.

I decided to take a punt, the parcel has arrived and is waiting for me at home, but I've no idea what I've got. If it's shit I'll just lie and say they don't fit, but I want to see how my luck has played out.

I won't get home for another five hours.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:23, Reply)
Sounds like a con

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:25, Reply)
Unlikely, seeing as their customer base is 90% police and military.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:27, Reply)
Groups noted for their high intelligence.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:30, Reply)
You'll find out when you get home.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:38, Reply)
I hope you get a really good pair mate, you deserve a bit of luck

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:28, Reply)
+ with that face

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:31, Reply)
we used to get scallies in the local offering to fill our boots with knock-off gear for ten or twenty quid
one guy used to be dead against it until he finally gave in one day and gave a scrote twenty quid and went to his car to find half a dozen massive catering tins of mushy peas
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:39, Reply)
I just got my Decree Absolute through.
WOOT!

and

YAY!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:25, Reply)
Now don't blow it by running out and marrying the current one.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:28, Reply)
wise words
/takes notes
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:28, Reply)
The stunned-mcbeef matrimony is go!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:29, Reply)
I gather that's a good thing?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:30, Reply)
I have a friend going through the same stuff.
Is that the end end, or is there other legal shit afterwards?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:31, Reply)
are you legally allowed to kill her now?

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:41, Reply)
Worked for me!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:55, Reply)
The new manager here with whom I'm forced to work.
He meddles - changes things without asking or enquiring how they work, pays no attention to how to do things properly, and absolutely refuses to make a decision about anything, deferring either to his manager, or requesting that I or someone else make the call.

But anyway - my problem is I'm a dull unfunny prick. I want to be more like dozer instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:26, Reply)
They're gradually easing you out of a job.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:27, Reply)
Sorry to hear they are trying to push you out

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:30, Reply)
This is exactly it.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:48, Reply)
If you want to be like dozer, you have to become him, one step at a time.
Start with the following: -

www.oxfam.org.uk/shop/womens-clothing/shoes
www.skatehut.co.uk/Skateboards
www.ebay.com/bhp/hamster-tubesý
www.jdsports.co.uk/Snapbacksý
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:30, Reply)
at least you're self aware.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:45, Reply)
Wasn't Owen Paul BRILLIANT!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:28, Reply)
Dunno

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:32, Reply)
Who?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:34, Reply)
Seriously underrated recording artiste if you ask me.

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:50, Reply)
What's annoying you?
Women! Amirite guys?! hahahaha
I'm regular Seinfeld/Contemporary comedian/cunt
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:31, Reply)
The beeping things are increasing in their frequency, one has introduced a high and low melody

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:32, Reply)
ring up IT department and scream at them saying how this "totally not acceptable"
and that you "going to management about it."
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:33, Reply)
One has given up now after making sad slow beeps for a bit.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:35, Reply)
Have you tried answering your mobile?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:33, Reply)
Yeah it was jay selling me a ppi reclaim thing again

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:35, Reply)
There is probably a gas leak or sutin
and you are slowly being killed
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:34, Reply)
It's a power cut, I know because there is no power.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:35, Reply)
Prolly carbon monoxide related.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:35, Reply)
The Canary seems alright

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:36, Reply)
The budget won't extend to a Canary.
It's a Budgie, painted yellow.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:38, Reply)
Well the jokes on you because budgies are more expensive I win better luck next time loser!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:39, Reply)
Surely it all depends on the restaurant and how it's prepared?

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:43, Reply)
No it doesn't.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:44, Reply)
No it doesn't.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:44, Reply)
That's a parrot, mate.

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:46, Reply)
Congratulations on not having a sparrowhawk infestation.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:38, Reply)
Bit disappointing, sparrowhawks are way cooler than canaries
/baldmonkey
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:47, Reply)
Do you remember my idiot flatmate?
Well, in October she married a guy on their 1 year-as-a-couple anniversary and now she's pregnant.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:33, Reply)
She really is an idiot

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:34, Reply)
They went to Seattle to get married, thus ensuring none fo their friends or family could attend
because she likes Kurt Cobain.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:36, Reply)
That should end well.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:37, Reply)
They're still renting with a third person.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:38, Reply)
Three Idiots and a Baby.
The sequel no-one has been waiting for.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:41, Reply)
I'm pretty sure the banks still won't let her have a credit card.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:42, Reply)
Nothing, at the moment.
I'll be at work this evening, so later on it'll be 'people'.

Alt: I care too much.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:36, Reply)
God people really should fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:38, Reply)
I wish they would,

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:40, Reply)
I've lost track of which el dozo I am

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:37, Reply)
You're the one no one likes rather than the pretend nonce

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:38, Reply)
'pretend'?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:39, Reply)
I think he's just a man on the Internet really

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:41, Reply)
thanks mate

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:40, Reply)
Only two days after everyone else stopped caring

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:39, Reply)
I never started.
Claiming hipster credit, here.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:40, Reply)
YEAH I ALSO LIKE REPLYING TO THINGS I DON'T CARE ABOUT

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:41, Reply)
I was replying to Tangles, m8.
You don't know that I don't care about Tangles. I could be secretly in love with him for all you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:43, Reply)
*hopes*

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:44, Reply)
^upset

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:47, Reply)
Last Christmas, during the flooding, our power went out in the middle of the night.
The mains powered smoke alarm started beeping and driving us mad, but I couldn't get to it because it was above some stairs. I tried to smash it off the ceiling with a stick, but this only knocked off the cover, which made it make a more frequent and more annoying beep. After much shouting and despair I finally managed to stuff some blu-tac in the buzzer with the stick to muffle the sound enough to get some sleep.

HTH
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:39, Reply)
Okay

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:40, Reply)
Have you thought of placing it somewhere accessible?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:41, Reply)
What, like YMs fanny? Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:43, Reply)
mains ones aren't that easy to move.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:43, Reply)
I love Duran Duran

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:42, Reply)

during the flooding, our power went out in the middle of the night.
The mains powered smoke alarm started beeping and driving us mad, but I couldn't get to it because it was above some stairs. I tried to smash it off the ceiling with a stick, but this only knocked off the cover, which made it make a more frequent and more annoying beep. After much shouting and despair I finally managed to stuff some blu-tac in the buzzer with the stick to muffle the sound enough to get some sleep.

HTH

I gave you my heart
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:43, Reply)
haha
good one
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:46, Reply)
George's original lyrics were a lot duller than the final version.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:43, Reply)
haha
spastic
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:44, Reply)
I prefer the version Wham did.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:44, Reply)
haha
spastic
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:44, Reply)
GEORGE MICHEALE!!!1!11

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:45, Reply)
Looks like there's another kidnapping in france...

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:42, Reply)
You seem remarkably well informed. .....

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:50, Reply)
He is probs one of them Muzzas m8
best be careful what you say
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:53, Reply)
It's ok, it's not a muslamic, it's a guy just trying to rob a post office.
Lol good timing m8
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:59, Reply)
Thats exactly what a muzza would say to lure good honest british folk
before beheading them
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 14:03, Reply)
Getting cold now too, gosh this is terrible. Unprecedented scenes here.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:48, Reply)
go home then

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:51, Reply)
Claim to be a Scotland simulator
and charge people to come in.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:51, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:52, Reply)
100!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:50, Reply)
^duller than counting ^

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:51, Reply)
Not out

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:51, Reply)
the guy I'm working with today is an utter knob.
Half way through a tough job, and he just decides to fuck off. Comes back 40 minutes later with the wrong size bellow for a high pressure steam pipe, and blames me for giving him the wrong measurements. In spite of the fact the piece of paper he's got has the correct measurements on it. Then he gets upset when I've managed to fix the old fitting when he said it couldn't be done and has stormed off to talk to my boss about my attitude. Fucking wanker.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:55, Reply)
I think people who complain to managers about other peoples attitude are the ones with the attitude problem.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:57, Reply)
well, yes

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:59, Reply)
Especially when the complaint is 'he fixed the broken thing and I couldn't'.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 14:00, Reply)
'he did his job smugly'

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 14:01, Reply)
I have to admit I don't like smug people.
Windy doesn't strike me as smug though.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 14:04, Reply)
I bet he was smug with that fitting.
'Oh you went and got that fitting? Turns out you didn't have to go to all that effort, because I managed to use the old one. No don't mention it, it was nothing.'
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 14:09, Reply)
Nah it will be
he has ginger hair and a face like hucknells
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 14:04, Reply)
"He showed up my lack of basic literacy and now I look silly".

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 14:07, Reply)
he just couldn't be bothered and would rather spend half an hour talking to the stores guy than work.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 Jan 2015, 14:08, Reply)
I can help.

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:57, Reply)
I hope there are no bathroom stalls nearby.
Else he might find out why you've been moving around so much recently.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:59, Reply)
I hope your new work boots are uncomfortable and you get blisters.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 Jan 2015, 14:00, Reply)
That would be the saddest thing that had ever happened to me :(

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 14:05, Reply)
I think we need some proper workboot chat.
What steel toe cap boots are you getting? Are you doing the amateur thing and getting some dunlop boots from Sports Direct?
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 14:06, Reply)
Getting some DeWalt boots.
They're in a rather fetching dark brown with tan as a contrast.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 14:08, Reply)
I must admit, they've definitely improved in terms of design since I had to wear the fucking things.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 14:24, Reply)
Brown riggers, or gtfo.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 14:10, Reply)
I went to the Doc Martens factory last weekend.
They have some steel toe capped boots with a hole cut out of the leather so you see a circle of polished steel. Fucking hipsters.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 14:14, Reply)
Fucking hell.
Doc Martens make some fantastic non-hipster stuff, but I can't bring myself to even consider it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 14:23, Reply)
I like to strut around in rigging boots personally.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 14:05, Reply)
+ and nothing else
this is why I was struck off
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 14:07, Reply)
Just boots and ankle socks, and an oversized bumbag.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 14:09, Reply)
THINGS JUST GOT SEXY

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 14:12, Reply)
Photos available.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 14:16, Reply)
+ as they hold the sheep's ankles better

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 14:09, Reply)
As long as you aren't upset about it

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 14:07, Reply)
Last time someone went to my manager about me, my manager called me to his office.
Said "What the hell should we do about him eh?" Had a bit of small talk and I returned to my office. On route passing by his desk he gave me one of those smug fucker grins. He lasted another week or so before being told not to bother coming in the next day.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 14:10, Reply)
Do you buy any of your brewing shizzle online? If so what's good. My local store has closed down
#brewchat
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 14:12, Reply)
Sorry, I go to Geoff's wine and beer making

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 14:14, Reply)
Prick

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 14:16, Reply)
its run by an nice Irish lady who isn't Geoff who gives you shit if you tell her you've done something wrong
"Woigh Da FUK d'yah still have a heat belt on it ya eejit!"
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 14:20, Reply)
I always manage to predict the staff who get the boot.
Im not looking forward to the day my crystal balls show my own face in the murk.

/strikethrough
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 14:16, Reply)
What a bunch of bloo bloo cunts.
it's Friday. Cheer the fuck up.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 14:14, Reply)
It's jay \0/

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 14:15, Reply)
Ive been here all day :(

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 14:16, Reply)
Where?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 14:18, Reply)
There ^
On the stair
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 14:20, Reply)
Where on the stair?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 14:21, Reply)
RIGHT THERE

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 14:28, Reply)
^TELLING IT LIKE IT IS ^

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 14:17, Reply)
Fuck off jay, I come on the Internet to pretend to be tired and worn down by life and to moan, not to be myself.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 14:19, Reply)
Is pretent a sort of camping precum?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 14:20, Reply)
What

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 14:21, Reply)
catwring helicooter

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 14:24, Reply)
Cycling ave

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 14:25, Reply)
And then we'll take it higher

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 14:29, Reply)
Good lord.
Who thought Michael Owen could sell, well, anything? www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRo0GtjG8UM
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 14:22, Reply)
His mum

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 14:23, Reply)
Ooooo what a fibber!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 14:29, Reply)
This has been a wonderful thread but Jeff's done a new better one. Well done nearly everyone.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 14:24, Reply)

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